JFK Files Megathread - 80,000 Files to finally put this conspiracy to bed

[Party Hat Wurmple]

While ultimately it‘s for the best that all the files were released as is, I gotta wonder if the fact that they are in such a raw state and that it will take, by some estimates days or weeks to decipher them completely, I gotta wonder if it was a last fuck you, or a case of malignant compliance.

It’s just a matter of time before we get the whole picture, regardless.

Trump and Luna dumped 16000 files the other night on top of the 80,000 they already dumped. Nigga, they didn't read all this shit. All their time went into releasing it and unredacting whatever they could. I don't even think they KNOW what they released. They just hit Ctrl + Dump. There are people who do this for a living who are saying it will take years to scour all of this and put it together for a whole picture.

 

[George Lucas]

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Even in the 60s you had HR sending out bitchy memos demanding pointless info, God damn.

 

[Wahgonga]

So this guy is interesting. David Lamar Christ.

He invented something called a “time pen” among other things and got an award for it. (I haven’t yet found out what a “time pen” is)

A time pen, also referred to as a time pencil, is a device used for the delayed detonation of explosives.

Looks similar to a pencil or fountain pen. The device is a metal tube containing a primer with a spring loaded firing pin that's held back by a metal wire. Next to the wire is a glass vial of a corrosive liquid. You crush the end of the pencil containing the vial with pliers, and the corrosive liquid will begin to eat into the wire, eventually releasing the firing pin which hits the primer and sets off the explosive.

The timing of the delay could be adjusted depending on the thickness of the wire. A thicker wire gives a longer delay, a thinner wire less, etc.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

A time pen, also referred to as a time pencil, is a device used for the delayed detonation of explosives.

Looks similar to a pencil or fountain pen. The device is a metal tube containing a primer with a spring loaded firing pin that's held back by a metal wire. Next to the wire is a glass vial of a corrosive liquid. You crush the end of the pencil containing the vial with pliers, and the corrosive liquid will begin to eat into the wire, eventually releasing the firing pin which hits the primer and sets off the explosive.

The timing of the delay could be adjusted depending on the thickness of the wire. A thicker wire gives a longer delay, a thinner wire less, etc.

Man, spies would be really cool if they weren't such power hungry faggots.

 

[Medic]

I remember reading in one of those filles there was a CIA agent that came to his friends house in a panic saying there was a clique in the CIA that smuggled guns and traffic drugs. Few months later there was two bullets in his brain and it was ruled as a suicide. The fact that fuck Lee Harvey Oswald and Ruby were talking at the same club a month earlier before the shooting was very sus too.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember reading in one of those filles there was a CIA agent that came to his friends house in a panic saying there was a clique in the CIA that smuggled guns and traffic drugs. Few months later there was two bullets in his brain and it was ruled as a suicide. The fact that fuck Lee Harvey Oswald and Ruby were talking at the same club a month earlier before the shooting was very sus too.

Gary Underhill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Garrett_Underhill_Jr.

https://archive.ph/hipoh

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Spoiler

 

[Mystery Spy]

Nigga, they didn't read all this shit. All their time went into releasing it and unredacting whatever they could. I

I was talking about the CIA not Trump. It would be extremely naive to think they don’t already have the whole picture.

We already knew it will take time to decipher these files. But obviously they, The FBI, and the CIA, already know what the conclusion will be. That’s why they tried to convince Trump not to release them on his first term.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday ordered the unveiling of 2,800 documents related to the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy but yielded to pressure from the FBI and CIA to block the release of other records to be reviewed further.

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/trump-releases-some-jfk-files-blocks-others-under-pressure-idUSKBN1CV3JA/

 

[Dana scully]

According to rep. Luna the number of the files that gonna be released is 880,00, and they all will be uploaded at the end of next week. So i guess we all have to wait and see if they’re lying about this or not.

 

[Male Idiot]

We all know he was a cyborg built by the CIA.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

There are people who do this for a living who are saying it will take years to scour all of this and put it together for a whole picture.

That is a lie, I was watching Suits, and I know for a fact if you pull an all nighter and have some corny dialogue with a cute coworker, you can go through any amount of documentation by morning (and look and act fresh to boot!).

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

According to rep. Luna the number of the files that gonna be released is 880,00, and they all will be uploaded at the end of next week. So i guess we all have to wait and see if they’re lying about this or not.

Outside of fuckery, I doubt she is. She hasn't been wrong yet.

 

[Wahgonga]

I've read about as far in as most of my fellow farmers so far, and even skipped ahead a bit. As expected, there's no direct revelations regarding JFK so far, and probably won't be.

But, if you set aside JFK for a moment, and look at the document dump as an inside look at the CIA and American intelligence procedures and methods during the height of the Cold War, there's some fascinating albeit often cryptic reading to be had.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

While ultimately it‘s for the best that all the files were released as is, I gotta wonder if the fact that they are in such a raw state and that it will take, by some estimates days or weeks to decipher them completely, I gotta wonder if it was a last fuck you, or a case of malignant compliance.

It’s just a matter of time before we get the whole picture, regardless.

I found a page that was into half scanned… I wonder if this was malicious compliance.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

If anyone has time, can you archive and post the rest of the thread?

There are a lot of pages with this. I have 83 pages downloaded. Haven't had time to read them yet.


For anyone that doesn't know, this is the testimony of James Angleton's to the Church Committee.
James Angleton was the chief of counter intelligence of the CIA between 1954-1975.

Spoiler: All 83 pages

I think I got all the posts on twitter archived, if not I'll work on getting them on another site.

Spoiler: Links to Ghost Archive

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/n0HBe / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/rzNYb / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/2pELQ / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/TeUae / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BvlnD

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I found a page that was into half scanned… I wonder if this was malicious compliance.View attachment 7123702

That actually happens a lot whether it's filmed on a rotary camera or a planetary camera. The rotary cameras just jam a lot because the papers feed between rollers into the machine and pop out the other side, kind of like the auto-feed on a copy machine, except even more primitive and clunkier. They're initially very cheap to buy; the maintenance fees are outrageous though, and they're always fucking broken.

With the planetary camera, the operator moves the documents from one side, onto a platform that's marked with a target pattern, the operator pushes a button to take the picture, and changes the document for the next one as fast as they can. This looks to me more like a rotary camera issue, because usually with a planetary camera issue, you'd also get a ghostly picture of the operator's hand in the shot. The planetary camera costs a little more to buy initially, but it's 100% more reliable.

The real drawback of the planetary camera is that the human operator can't run it without looking at each and every page, even if only for a fraction of a second. With a rotary camera, each file is just dumped into the feeder, no need for the operator to really look at it.

Commercial microfilm factories would inspect the finished film for quality and order correction reshoots of page runs, a few pages before and a few after the error, then splice the corrected film in after the fact. Usually with a planetary camera, the operator would know that they fucked up the timing, so they would take a second image of the page immediately after the fucked-up one, and later the fucked-up page would be cut out. However, this is a government agency doing the filming, so it wouldn't surprise me that quality control was poor and correction films rare. It costs them money to do it right.

I worked at and eventually ran a microfilm factory for a while in the 90s, so that's how I know these things. Government entities were very resistant to giving up what was an antiquated system even back then, and converting to digital.

 

[Mystery Spy]

Curious, Grok has an option to ask about the JK files on X with the ease of a press of a button, and who was responsible, but then it drops an error message.

To be fair it’s probably because it is too premature even for AI to answer as the whole files haven’t even been been released yet. What’s odd is that they added a non functional dedicated search button for it.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

I think i am enjoying the fallout over MLK files. They are causing a mental breakdown between the left and BLM. Not only is MLK getting exposed as hypocrite sexual deviant and possible rapist. They also hinted that Malcom X probably would've been a Trump supporter. He was going to expose the rest of the civil rights movement as sexual weirdos before he died.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

What’s odd is that they added a non functional dedicated search button for it.

Are you talking about a little Grok promp that shows up under some posts? I'd wager big booty on that they are automatically generated. Nobody is sitting at twitter HQ and writing these up.

 

[Mystery Spy]

Are you talking about a little Grok promp that shows up under some posts? I'd wager big booty on that they are automatically generated. Nobody is sitting at twitter HQ and writing these up.

Obviously not. I am talking about a custom made button that has JFK's picture.

If it had been those random suggestion prompts I wouldn't have posted about it here. I mean this one: