Jim Can't Swim - Psychological deep dives into the criminally inept psyche

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Scanline said:
I just checked every single video on the Patreon and all of them have working passwords in their descriptions.
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Sorry to wake this thread up again, but I am having issues accessing 'The Interrogation of George the 5th' and 'The Case of Grant Amato' - not sure if the passwords have changed? If there any other way to access these videos? Thank you!
 
Duncan Hills Coffee said:
I'm not sure. I do remember the story being covered by This Is Monsters.
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Wonder why i felt like i saw this before.

All in all, this one felt really bare? I expected more commentary than, "haha, look at the big bully getting what he deserves"

Some background on him? His career's, why was he job less? Just anything? Pretty sure the video even looped at the very end to poke a point. (Honestly, if the guy didn't commit murder, and this was another innocent person, that would have been a far more interesting video. There has to be cases where absolute scum are innocent and the safe person did the murder)

And today, TIMonsters did an old JCS case about the pedo who stole a child from her bedroom, but added nothing much to the case.

Tangent but
Use to like TIM, then he gave me some serious , "basement criminologist" vibes far before he showed his fat bearded mug. Its hard watching his videos as he'll start on tangents that just don't relate. Like today's video, he went on about having a cat named cat or dog named doggie. I know its contextually relevant to what the killer said but he didn't need to mention that. They're all getting repetitive

Save That Chapter, he's still decent
 
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PeterMannion said:
I swear I've seen this before, is this a patreon "re-upload"?
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You'd be right. Clifford Burns was featured in a video titled "The Most Compelling Police Interrogations pt. 5", and has been MIA for a while now. The video covered Burns, Jeff, and a man named Kevin Gregson.

Sadly I haven't been able to unearth it in my archiving project.

On the note of my archival project, I've sadly misplaced the original Prince Andrew video. The one on YouTube now has been heavily cut down. If anyone here has a copy of it, I'd very much appreciate it being sent my way.
 
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PeterMannion said:
I swear I've seen this before, is this a patreon "re-upload"?
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The interrogation is from one of his older videos, but this is a new take on it.

In the old one, he focused mainly on Cliff's narcissism, and how he acted like doing mundane, expected shit like paying child support, and buying his kids gifts were somehow incredibly kind, selfless gestures that proved he was some kind of saint who only snapped because everyone was treating him like shit for no reason.

Not gonna lie, I liked the old version better. The new version isn't bad, but it didn't go into enough detail like the old one did.
 
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I come bearing gifts.

I'm tired of circulating shit as it's removed so I'll just drop the complete JCS archive with every video I've been able to unearth in one big Mega folder. Enjoy.

mega.nz

16.01 GB folder on MEGA

68 files
mega.nz mega.nz

A couple of things to note. There's an episode list .txt file that should be a complete list of every JCS video ever made and it status, either MIA or FOUND. If anyone has any additional lost episodes they'd like to contribute, I'll be happy to add them. "The Bizarre Case of Stephen McDaniel" is unfortunately an archive from some nutcase's reaction livestream because it was significantly altered after its release and I neglected to make a backup before then. "The Interrogation of Stephanie Lazarus" is also missing its intro portion which pains me.

Lastly, the Jussie Smollett video on the YouTube channel has received similar treatment to the Prince Andrew one where they've been cut down to a handful of minutes. I went back and rewatched my old saved copy of the video for old times' sake and realized the version I had downloaded was from before they started chopping off the openings and outros of their videos. Videos used to start with previews of Patreon content and the outros had silly meme compilations, highlighted comments from previous videos, or - the much more interesting - shots of the JCS team. I've included the one from the end of the Smollett video here in case you wanted to see it without skimming through the video.

If you were ever curious about who's been behind the channel, here you go. Is there anything else on these people other than Kizzume and Scott?
 

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I've not seen the second channel linked on this thread, and I only found out it existed literally 10 minutes ago.

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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Got a new one.

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Saw this last night and so many mannerisms and speech patterns and physical behaviors spoke to me of Tom Tooter. It's fascinating that so many of these guys are basically sharing a personality.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Hey, got any of those unlisted episodes.

I don't even know how many JCS I haven't seen.
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My post in this thread from December 17th contains a link to a Mega folder with every single Jim Can't Swim video I've ever been able to uncover, as well as a list of every video they've ever made. Here.

You won't find a more complete or accessible archive anywhere else on the internet.
 
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@Scanline thanks for the archive brother, I'll be downloading later.

Also just saw the team video you posted earlier. I always suspected Scott was involved with JCS somehow. There was just too much overlap in the cases and what was covered and discussed.

I'd recommend checking his channel out if you like true crime stuff True Crime Loser. Might be too dry for some people, its just him in front of a camera talking shit but he has an entertaining way of describing these cases.
 
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