I was 14 and met a gay guy who told me and a friend in a pub about a man who could work miracles. We secretly scoffed at him but heard other stories from profs & docs - my mother ran an academic salon in Durham - who came to dinner. My friend and I spent 3 years searching for him & eventually tracked him down. It's true, he can.
Informative. What kind of miracles does he claim to perform? Also please answer the questions "how does he treat you?" and "what is he like in person?"
I've seen him do things which are impossible for mortals - e.g. - command higher dimensions. He is really easy to get on with, but a bit scary. He is approachable if you are nice or loving or kind: otherwise, watch out.
Whatever it is you're selling, we ain't buyin'
You are the type of cheap cunt who can't afford it. Is that goo in your knickers you are sniffing?
You are obviously a sales-man's daughter, whose daddy loved your sphincter too much. You can have a medicinal bung for free.
You've been humping it, haven't you, Eileen?
Well this caught my attention. Two questions: Does Jim still use LSD or other mind altering substances and what the hell is Ultra-Sex?
You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
I feel like whether or not he still uses LSD doesn't really matter... It seems like his past drug use has already permanently fried his brain.
I'd discreetly post the jar to you for frottering practice and say it was stolen by a lunatic.
Your English needs perfection = God's Immaculate Word. Alas, you aren't up to it.
Okay I'm done humoring you. Jim, post as yourself, stop pretending to be a secretary.
FTFY
