Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Dumpster dived waifu]

>"wholly unfair lease"

I'm very curious about this. Leases don't tend to be cryptic documents or particularly lengthy so unless Jim signed it without even reading it I really don't know what he means by it being unfair.

The lease was unfair because it was imposed on him by a rich capitalist landlord refusing to let people live in the house for free. Also, because the place was likely a shit hole, but Jim is too much of a pussy faggot to look for somewhere else to rent OR BUY HIS OWN PROPERTY THAT HE 100% HAS EARNED ENOUGH MONEY OVER HIS CAREER TO BUY.

IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD YOU RETARD, JUST STOP BUYING FUCKING BOGLINS AND DOORDASH, AND YOU TOO CAN AFFORD YOUR OWN PLACE. And if you really don't want to deal with maintenance of your property, condos are the way to go.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

How did his spine get fucked up?

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

How did his spine get fucked up?

too much gay sex

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How did his spine get fucked up?

He's a fat fuck that insists on pretending he's a wrestler, take a fucking guess.

It's not the wrestling, that's just something he does to make things worse because he's fucking stupid.

 

[Strangolapreti]

How did his spine get fucked up?

Being fat and on HRT and doing retard gay shit.

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

So for anyone who hasn't watched their first match yet, here it is. The match was a hardcore match where Jim and Bandit were using all sorts of weird and wacky weapons, with the most notable being Bandit using a Yugioh card and a barbed wire shark plushie on Jim.
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Ultimately Jim won the match by slamming Bandit into the thumb tacks 3 times. Guess we'll see if Jim makes it 2-0 next time.
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Jesus Christ, the UK is properly fucked, no spinning this one.

Imagine being a br*ttish tranny. Pick a struggle dude...

 

[dick brain]

If he wrestles in the wheelchair I'm going to laugh my ass off.

 

[deerbeer]

How did his spine get fucked up?

I remember about 10 years ago he said that he hurt his back cleaning out his garage of all things (this is when he lived in the US) and he's admitted that he's had chronic back pain and pain killer addiction ever since. I'm sure taking HRT with a fucked up back is a good idea and won't lead to his bones giving out on him at a faster rate.

 

[indomitable snowman]

His back is gone again and he is pushing very hard to be able to stand up straight so he can go play wrestling (this can only go poorly)

Kyphosis is the inevitable fate of taking troonshine.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Being fat and on HRT and doing retard gay shit.

Yeah, I forgot that HRT isn't good for your bones

 

[Raiken]

is it hardwired into these people that they need to destroy their own bodies for no reason what so ever outside of attention?

 

[Entomologist]

The most terrifying thought he presently has is being stuck like this long-term, he is aware that this is going to make his condition worse, and he's still staying the course? He's lost his fucking marbles. This is your brain on troonshine, a true to life cautionary tale. Troonism is an inherently self-destructive, self-mutilating ideology, and it preys on people like Jim.

 

['Ole Dente]

I like how he bitches about rent costing 2000 GBP. The USD equivalent is what apartments cost in major metros here. Nigger, nobody cares what a rich little fat boy pays for rent! You're not digging through the coal heap to provide rent, you make faggy videos!

I will never understand why some of these YouTubers bitch and complain about burn out or how hard their lives are.

There are men right now who work 12 hour shifts in the mining industry. Stop crying, you make video game reviews.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The wheelchair is most likely sympathy points. He only wants it because he's a gay fat retard who can't wont lose weight. If his back was genuinely that bad he would have quit playing wrestler ages ago. he's gonna fag up the joint with ass Bandit and it'll be the spectacle we all hope to see. I'm half tempted to go myself but i'm not a trembling queer.

It would be funny as shit if Jim wrestled in a wheelchair against Kidd Bandit and he runs over his foot and shit.

 

[Xev]

He will do anything but lose weight. As for the rent situation, fuck this fat fuck. He was making six figures even back when six figures was alot. He should have been a home owner a decade ago.

 

[Looney Troons]

A good friend of mine was just as fat as Jim. To keep bilking the insurance company, the doctors he was seeing also put him in a wheelchair and offered him some pain medication for his back problems. One day, he decided to start a small exercise regimen that involved tons of stretching. It was very painful for him for the first few weeks, but it began to subside. Then, he lost a significant amount of weight. He ate the same nasty slop as he did before, just less of it.

Tl;dr - stretch and don’t be a glutton. Cannot believe this absolute retard hasn’t managed to herniate any discs by doing his gay wrestling shit in the past.

 

[squonken180]

How has he not managed to buy a house? tens of thousands a months and he didnt put a 10% downpayment on a mortgage?

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

His back is gone again and he is pushing very hard to be able to stand up straight so he can go play wrestling (this can only go poorly)
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Cripple arc is imminent
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And the end is upon us
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This stupid fat retard honestly doesn't see the link between his osteoporosis and the estrogen he injects himself with. What a retard. Welp. Looks like a bitter end for the Jimquistion, as he gets fatter and fatter, less and less masculine, and more and more broken, till he's just a bag of jelly smeared in makeup sloshing about in a wheelchair. Pity.

 

[UncleTusky]

I suspect his ending will be similar to Lowtax's too.

Lowtax didn't end it because his SomethingAwful money ran out, he ended it because the divorce judge ruled against him on all counts. Based on a skim of his thread he was looking at ruinous alimony payments + a one-time repayment of the six(?) figures he squandered to keep it from going into the estate.

Do I think Jim's finances are going to improve going forward? Of course not. But I don't think he is going to have some catastrophic life event that makes him decide to end it. He's going to keep trying to remain solvent/relevant on the Internet, even if he is living in a cardboard box.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Cripple arc is imminent

Fucking suffer. Welcome to the consequences of your actions. You were meant to learn this as a child but oh well. You deserve no sympathy for what you inflicted your self with through your own retardation despite everyone warning you.

He will bloat even further now he no longer has to physically walk and will probably end up with muscle atrophy or something similar. I'm putting a bet in now, we will get some sort of wheelchair seething video before the sub 700k video. From experience with family, if you are in a wheelchair (even if you need it and was given to you by the nhs) and then stand up out of that wheelchair you will get some fucking dodgy looks. People assume that wheelchair = not able to walk, instead of unable to walk on your own for a long time. Combine those looks with the fact that, well, we've all seen Jim. He is going to get some fucking dodgy as all hell looks and I am betting he will almost perfectly repeat this but as a seethe video, maybe as an intro or some shit, maybe as a full video. Won't matter anyway because no one here even bothers watching his shit anymore anyway but trying to predict what he will post is more fun than actually interacting with what he posts anyway.