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Quick Jin update

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DrainRedRain said:
Quick Jin update

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Ever notice how he never, ever begins his updates with stuff like "So me and Twilight were considering our financial situation and..." or "Twilight and I were discussing our retirement plan for the future yesterday when..."

Jesus dude, why don't you and Twilight "discuss" your newly unspent funds and consider putting some money into paying your rent or buying a house or getting therapy (or a shower) instead of more specialized gaming shit for your "wife"?

I know, I know... *sigh*

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Gee, I wonder why his friends suddenly had these financial issues pop up in their own lives? Couldn't possibly be situations he could vicariously learn something from, right?
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
He was, but the plan was canceled.
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I don't know if that's better or worse to be honest...mainly because I'm unclear on how I should be feeling.
Did we want Twilight to get a fursuit? And what kind of fursuit was it going to be?
And we know he said he's not getting the fursuit...but you bet your bottom dolla he's gonna anyway. That horse doll has its own sex toys and bondage gear..no way Jin isn't buying it whatever fursuit he says it wants.
 
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4Macie said:
I don't know if that's better or worse to be honest...mainly because I'm unclear on how I should be feeling.
Did we want Twilight to get a fursuit? And what kind of fursuit was it going to be?
And we know he said he's not getting the fursuit...but you bet your bottom dolla he's gonna anyway. That horse doll has its own sex toys and bondage gear..no way Jin isn't buying it whatever fursuit he says it wants.
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He'll probably just rent a horse for his wife to have sex with in front of him. (And I wouldn't put that bellow him.)
 
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Crudup said:
To me this seems like an unusually long time for

1 - a delusion
2 - any kind of relationship in this guy's life
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It's his only claim to fame, probably the only noteworthy thing he'll ever be known for and he's smart enough to know it.

He's gone so far down a rabbit hole to be this much of a snowflake, he's alienated himself from 99% of the social community he sought to be special in. Now there's no one but himself, his weirdo roommate and this stuffed animal, aside from a smattering of vague internet lookie-loos who support his uniqueness only 'cause they find him amusing from stories of his fading past notoriety. They haven't been around for his double barrel of narcissistic crazy.

I imagine he lays in that twin bed stuffed in his closet sized room in the dark and fights off reality/rational thought for a good hour or two every night with the plushie clutched to his chest.
 
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I think that investing so much money in novelty-sized bondage gear is also good motivation to not suddenly start questioning why he keeps spending all his money. (it's for TRUE LOVE)
 
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I wonder if he is slowly becoming his waifu?
The voice inside his head finally takes over...
 
Taxman's husbando Curio was actually quite pleasant, whereas Twilight seems like a downright cunt.

I know these guys often take a ton of drugs to keep their loves alive, and also I don't think that once one has allowed a delusion to take over so much that it is very easy to shake of said delusion.

Waifuists are very similar to the extremely religious. They believe in this being that cares about them and exists, and have any and all the mental gymnastics necessary to keep this belief alive, despite all rational thought pointing towards the fact that it is all mere fantasy.
 
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Damn, even someone who spent their Christmas and New Year's whining about Gamergate thinks this guy is pathetic.

[30/12/2014, 12:57:41 PM] SF: I have a friend who donated enough to the Barkley 2 Kickstarter to get the Cyberdwarf daki.
[30/12/2014, 12:58:00 PM] SF: https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u...21ff14e798827455598e_large.png?1353659863&f=1
[30/12/2014, 12:58:11 PM] Athena Hollow: lol
[30/12/2014, 1:00:34 PM] SF: I have seen much sadder than that though.
[30/12/2014, 1:00:40 PM] Athena Hollow: http://np.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2qri1j/kluwe_vs_cernovitch_is_live/cn90zsy
[30/12/2014, 1:00:44 PM] SF: Like the guy who believes he has literally married Twilight Sparkle.
[30/12/2014, 1:00:52 PM] Athena Hollow: THE TEARS
[30/12/2014, 1:00:55 PM] Ian Cheong: are they mad?
[30/12/2014, 1:00:57 PM] Ian Cheong: they mad right?
[30/12/2014, 1:00:57 PM] SF: He has a Twilight Sparkle plush he takes to restaurants and orders food for.

Weeaboos use him as a cautionary tale to not be such an oxygen thief,

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