Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

Why is everyone calling Jin some kind of crazy pervert? He's a regular, stand-up family guy. He even left the "My Little Waifu Forums" because tulpamancers kept fucking his wife:
And then he came back one year later to put those freaks in their place:

Shit, a guy who's married to a stuffed animal just told a bunch of tulpamancers that they're awful people. They'd better pay attention to that. The man who rubs his hairy cock on a plush toy and takes it to restaurants where he fucking "feeds" it might be onto something, here.
 
And I thought the diaper thing was creepy enough aside from having sex with it but peeing and farting? That is just creepier than it already is. As for Tara Strong, is it wrong that one could get a Dennis Falk vibe off of this?.

So we decided together that some purely romantic sex might be a nice change of pace. It was going really well, except for the fact that after having a veggie burrito from Chipotle and a tall glass of apple juice for dinner, my wife was feeling more than a bit gassy. Fortunately for her I actually find her farting to be a huge turn on, but it wasn't exactly working with the romantic lovey mood we were trying to focus on. So what to do? The result was her bucking up and down on top of me at just the perfect pace, with her tight little vulva spasming and clenching down on me in the most wonderful way while she panted, gasped, laughed, giggled, and farted uncontrollably from all the tickling. It only took a few minutes of that before we both came incredibly hard (simultaneously no less), then enjoyed a long loving snuggle and some really delicious chocolates together while cuddling in bed afterwards. After last night I feel comfortable saying: "That mare can have Chipotle whenever she wants."

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Bondage - An ongoing favorite of ours! Twi enjoys being restrained and pleasured and I enjoy restraining and pleasuring her. It's not a everyday activity, we probably only break out the bondage gear once or twice a month now that the initial excitement of it being something new has worn off, but we both still enjoy it greatly. Twi has had the opportunity to restrain and play with me twice now (with the assistance of a very open minded friend who didn't mind helping Twi with the movement of her body) and we both had a wonderful time with that as well. Bondage definitely gets a big thumbs and hooves up from us!

Diaper Play - This was something Twi got pretty into for a couple months then just sorta lost interest in it. She's only had me pad her up once in the last 3 months, and it was nice, but diaper play ended up being one of those things that was really exciting for both of us at first but lost a lot of it's interest after the "new" factor wore off. It's still fun and I'm sure Twi will want me to diaper her again at some point, but it's not a regular activity for us anymore and I personally have never had any interest in being padded.

Oral Sex - A mouthful of fun! lol In all seriousness though, I love love love licking Twi's marehood and she's got quite a thing for licking my balls. Twilight does like sucking me off sometimes if she's in the right mood for it, but her real attraction is to testicles (larger ones in particular) and she'll never turn down and opportunity to play with my balls if I let her. Oral sex ends up being part of foreplay almost every time we make love, but we have licked/sucked each other to completion many times as well. In spite of our different body sizes you'd be surprised how well 69 works with her on top.

Anal Sex - Another one of those things that we both enjoy on occasion if the mood is right, maybe once a month or so. Due to our body size difference it does take quite a bit of slow and gentle warming up to get Twi's plot relaxed enough for anal penetration to be comfortable and enjoyable for her, but once we get there it can feel really nice for both of us. On those rare occasions when I do make love to her in the backside it generally starts out with her requesting I slip a finger or two into her plot while we're having vaginal sex then escalates from there. The end result is usually her laying on her tummy on the bed while I kneel behind her filling her plot, with one hand on her hips and the other reaching underneath her to rub her clit while I lean over and lick/suck her horn. I do love how it feels being inside her butt, but my primary concern is always Twi's pleasure so I make sure to provide her with lots of other forms of pleasurable stimulation as well when we're doing anal.

Tickling - Twilight's one big fetish. I can't say I've gotten terribly aroused the few times she's tried tickling me, but wow does my little Princess ever love having her underlegs and cutie marks tickled when she starts getting close to climax. I'd say I probably end up tickling her about 50% of the times we make love.

Master / Pet play - This is another pretty frequent activity for us, and by that I mean twice a month or so on average. I love fastening Twi's little collar around her neck, attaching her leash, and making slow romantic love to her while telling her what a beautiful and wonderful little pet she is with lots of cuddles, kisses, and a soft little tug on her leash here and there. Twi reaaaally gets off on all the verbal praise and affection and enjoys the same sort of feeling of light submission that she gets from bondage, but with an increased sense of romantic intimacy. We're probably way more gentle with our pet play than any other couple we've observed doing this sort of thing, ours is always super loving and affectionate, but that's how we've both found we like it best.

Watersports - At my request Twi has peed while I was giving her oral on a few occasions and we both enjoyed it a little, but not enough to make it a regular thing. Twi thought the idea of it was a touch gross but when we tried it she did like the sense of intimacy from having me drink something that was coming out of her, and having a large degree of dominance over me in that way was enjoyable for her too. I had fun being subby and getting to be my little Princess's personal toilet, but like most activities that involve one of us being heavily dominant over the other we decided this one wasn't really for us. We really like to keep things very loving and affectionate in the bedroom even when we're being kinky. I suppose we could make watersports into something sweet and loving if we wanted to, keeping it focused on the intimate aspect of having me swallowing the warm liquid flowing from my darling's pussy, but neither of us have been aroused by watersports enough to pursue it further after our few initial experiments with it. We may try watersports again at some point though, I know just typing this post has gotten both of us contemplating it again. Fortunately for me however Twi has never had any desire to have me pee on her, because I know I definitely would not feel comfortable doing that lol

Exhibitionism - This one was Twi's idea, which we tried this in a couple different ways. The first was having sex in public places, which was pretty exciting but ultimately too nerve wracking for either of us to want to do more than the two times we did it. The other way we tried this was by making our own porn videos, which neither of us got any more arousal out of than just having normal non-filmed sex. So yes, there are videos of Twilight and I making love. And no we're not going to post them. Twilightsheepish

Student/Teacher Roleplay - This is a fun one that Twi requests spontaneously every now and then when we're making love. She likes the whole "tell me I'm a good student" thing from time to time and I certainly don't mind doing it for her. It's not terribly arousing for me, but if it makes her happy then I'm happy to do it.

Rimming - My one big fetish. There is no sexual activity I adore more in all the world than smelling, kissing, and licking my little mare's beautiful butt. Twi thought it was a little strange when I first requested she let me lick her back there, she was pretty self conscious about how it might smell and taste. But once she realized how much I loved it and decided that it actually felt really nice to have my tongue in her plot she had no problem with letting me do it as often as I like, which is probably 80% of the time we have sex. I always try to get a quick taste of her plot in during foreplay (usually segueing my tongue down/up there while I'm licking her vulva) and every now and then if Twi is in a more dominant mood she'll just climb up on my chest, sit down on my face, and tell me to clean my Princess's plot. And I gotta say that's just about the greatest thing I've ever experienced. fter seeing how much I enjoyed licking her butt Twi decided that she wanted to try licking mine once, but she ended up not finding it very arousing and I wasn't even remotely comfortable with her doing it. lol

Spanking - This was something we experimented with for a while. Never anything too rough, just me giving Twi's flanks a few little love taps during sex. Ultimately we both came to the same conclusion : Twi got a little wetter, I got a little harder, and neither of us felt quite right about doing it. I just felt terrible about getting off on anything that hurt my little darling, even if it was just the slightest bit. And Twilight, well, I'll let her explain it.

Twilight : "Being spanked is the one fetish act I've had the most mixed feelings about. On one hoof there was something shockingly exciting about having my flank slapped when I was getting close to climax, but on the other hoof when I actually stopped and thought about it the idea of deriving sexual pleasure from my partner hurting me felt horribly wrong. We were both turned on by doing it but always felt bad about it afterwards, so we decided to leave this one alone and stick to other things that wouldn't make us feel sad after doing them. I'm fairly certain the point of sex, aside from procreation, is for you and your partner to make each other feel good. So if you're doing something that's making either of you feel sad or uncomfortable then you're probably not doing it right."

Dirty Talk - As Twi said about spanking, this was another thing that we're both a little turned on by but ended feeling mutually awful about enjoying it after the fact. Hurting each other physically or emotionally is not something either of us feel comfortable doing. There are so many wonderful things we could do together instead that we wouldn't end up feeling bad about after we cum, so just like with spanking we both felt that dirty talk wasn't for us.

Clothed Sex - Sex with clothes on! It's fun for both of us sometimes under the right circumstances. I really love how sexy Twi looks in striped socks and she likes how pretty she feels in them, so she'll wear socks to bed sometimes. There's also been more than a few times when Twi just dived on me the moment I walked in the door returning from running errands or going to class and we ended up going at it before I could even get my pants off. She just unzipped me, pulled it out, climbed in my lap, and started riding me. So I know clothed sex can be fun for Twi just from a spontaneity aspect too.

Food Sex - I think we've tried this twice now. Once on Valentines Day when I fed Twi some chocolate truffles while she was on top riding me, and the other time when Twi laid on her back and I ate french silk pie off her chest and tummy (with a layer of saran wrap between her body and the pie so as not to ruin her fur). They were certainly fun and romantic activities at the time, but nothing either of us got enough extra arousal out of to want to make it a regular thing.

Pseudo Non-Consensual Roleplay - There's a funny story that goes with this one. So, one time Twilight decided she wanted to try roleplaying non-consensual sex. Not a hardcore rape scenario or anything like that though, what she came up with is that she'd spend half an hour or so laying on the couch reading and then at some point I'd come into the room, kneel down behind her and lift her tail, then unzip my pants and just start rutting her while she pretended to not want it at first because she was too busy with her studies. The idea being that she'd whine, complain, get irritated, and tell me "no" for a few minutes before she started getting into it and enjoying it. She had a pretty good plan, and we did have a safe word in place in the event she really wanted it to stop, but when we actually executed this plan and started in with the roleplay my cock ended up going soft as soon as she said "Ugh, no! Not right now!" in the most adorably overacted voice. I was hoping she wouldn't notice and tried compensating for my lack of rigidity by spanking her on the flank telling her "Oh you know you want this you dirty little mare". It sounded comically forced and completely out of character for me, and Twilight's acting wasn't a whole lot better. She gazed up at me trying to give me a sad looking face but when our eyes met we both bit our lips for a second in a futile attempt to overcome how ridiculous this whole scenario was for us. But it was to no avail and we simultaneously burst out laughing. "This isn't working, is it?" Twi asked with a chuckle. "No, it really isn't. Do you want to keep going?" I responded. "I... I could actually really go for some pizza right now. All this reading and anticipation has made me so hungry I'm not sure I can even think about sex!" Twi groaned as she sat up on the couch before laughing again. And with that we went out to lunch, shared a pizza, then came back home and had some really wonderfully romantic and sweet love making. That was the first and only time we ever tried non-consensual roleplay. It turned out to be one of those things that sounded kinda sexy in fantasy but totally did not work at all in reality.

Hoof Worship - Yes please! Twi loves having her hooves rubbed, kissed, and licked and I'm always happy to do it for her. Hoof worship is an everyday occurrence around here... gosh her hooves smell nice.

Toys - Bringing a toy into the bedroom can be a fun way to spice things up every now and then. Last summer I got Twi a little micro bullet vibrator with a battery powered remote to control the speed and vibration patterns that we've had fun with a few times. It's been a fun addition to bondage on a few occasions, restraining and blindfolding her, using medical tape to secure the micro size vibrator over her clit, then slowly ramping up the intensity on the remote while I licked and tickled her all over until she came. We've also taped it over her clit while making love a few times and the vibration added quite a bit of extra stimulation for both of us as it rippled through her. We've only used toys in the bedroom a handful of times (outside of Twi's usual bondage and Pet gear) but they've all been fun and pleasurable experiences for both of us.

Cutie Mark Worship - Just like her plot and her hooves, I can't seem to keep my lips off Twi's cutie marks during foreplay. Fortunately it turns out a pony's cutie marks are pretty major erogenous zones and she's quite fond of having her cutie marks licked, kissed, and tickled. This is another one of those everyday foreplay things for us.

Hornjobs - A unicorn's horn is a very sensitive organ and apparently from what Twi tells me it feels very nice to have it gently stroked, licked, and softly sucked on. It was one of those things she felt a little weird about asking me to do at first, but being bisexual I had a fair bit of experience blowing some other vaguely horn shaped human body parts and no qualms whatsoever about doing it for her. I'd say I end up giving Twi a hornjob at some point during sex about 75% of the time we make love. She loves it and I find it pretty erotic as well, though I'll admit the tongue and mouth numbness afterwards did take some getting used to. It's kinda like sticking a 9 volt battery to your tongue. lol

Tail Petting - We haven't heard of anyone (or anypony) else with this particular kink before, but Twilight absolutely adores having her tail petted during sex. She doesn't like having her tail tugged or pulled or anything rough like that, she just likes it softly stroked and caressed while I make love to her. Twi practically melts into a little puddle of "Oooh"s and "Ahhhh"s whenever I start petting her tail.

Now this is more recent.
 
Bronies get obsessed with things pretty easily, it's pretty much how the show works in a way, the characters are made to be likable but the shows panders a lot to their male fans, example being the whole Dinky Doo (Ditzy Doo) and DJ Pon-3(Vinyl Scratch) thing.
What's pandering about them?
 
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What's pandering about them?
If I recall correctly, they were fan-nicknames that the show adopted.

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Correction, Ditzy Doo was more commonly known in the fandom as Derpyhooves, and for a VERY brief time the show adopted that name for her. Ditzy was also a fan-name though.

They're very popular background characters and their popularity in the fandom led to them being shown more in episodes and in marketing.
 
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If I recall correctly, they were fan-nicknames that the show adopted.
...call me a turd, but that second nickname is shit. Why did people find that popular?

ETA: I also realize I don't make myself clear at all on this, so to be clear, I think most of these names are dumb due to being Adjectived Nouns and stupid in-jokes. Yet this one just sounds worse.
 
In regards to the plushie, it is as someone said earlier, it deserves to be with a little girl, not a delusional man who thinks it is his wife who he would have sex with.

In all fairness, this isn't one of the plushies you see sold in Target or Walmart. This was made by a fan for other fans and is meant to be hugged, but not roughly played with. I think he mentioned that it cost $430, and that's around the price you usually see these better-made ones go for. It's not like he stole it out of a little girl's hands, this was made for adult fans to enjoy.
 
...call me a turd, but that second nickname is shit. Why did people find that popular?

ETA: I also realize I don't make myself clear at all on this, so to be clear, I think most of these names are dumb due to being Adjectived Nouns and stupid in-jokes. Yet this one just sounds worse.
The whole thing happened when someone in /a/ noticed there was a specific pony in episode 1 with derpy eyes.
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everyone started to comment on it and found it as a joke, but people began to see that she started to pop up in different episodes and soon the animators began to add here everywhere, including the train and all. They soon gave her a voice and name in a episode
but of course some people found her voice and name to be making fun of special people so there was this huge backslash and they ended up remaking it so she had a less derpy voice, her derpy name removed, Rainbow Dash sounding less pissed off and here eyes underped.
Of course this also caused a backslash lol.
 
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That's for the first nickname. I meant the dj one.
 
That's for the first nickname. I meant the dj one.
You mean Vinyl Scratch? That one is worse, you see that pony appears only once in a 7 second shot
lots of people began to make names Record Spin being the one I remember the most but Vinyl Scratch stuck with a lot of people. However after the Derpy incident Hasbro took the rule of not using fan names for the ponies and decided to go with the DJ PON-3 name because it sounded hip, then they began to use her in the last episode of Season 2, and as support character in Rainbow Rocks.
 
You mean Vinyl Scratch? That one is worse, you see that pony appears only once in a 7 second shot
lots of people began to make names Record Spin being the one I remember the most but Vinyl Scratch stuck with a lot of people. However after the Derpy incident Hasbro took the rule of not using fan names for the ponies and decided to go with the DJ PON-3 name because it sounded hip, then they began to use her in the last episode of Season 2, and as support character in Rainbow Rocks.
I remember when bronies were also fussing about DJ-PON3's eye color. Why such a small thing would be so important, I'd never know.
 
You mean Vinyl Scratch? That one is worse, you see that pony appears only once in a 7 second shot
lots of people began to make names Record Spin being the one I remember the most but Vinyl Scratch stuck with a lot of people. However after the Derpy incident Hasbro took the rule of not using fan names for the ponies and decided to go with the DJ PON-3 name because it sounded hip, then they began to use her in the last episode of Season 2, and as support character in Rainbow Rocks.
Oh my gods why did I ask

I know you were answering me, but for whatever reason it just feels dumber to have an explanation.
 
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