Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

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True, but, to be fair, I cannot stand seeing people mistreat books. A book is very close to a living being, in a way.

I have to agree. On the book part. I get viscerally angry seeing anyone burning or even damaging a book. I hated even the practice of tearing the covers off paperbacks that bookstores used to do, back when bookstores still existed.

More like throw the damn thing in a barrel of napalm, strike a match and let nature do its work. The plush is such a biohazard that a hazmat suit is needed to dispose of it. I guess that all of those years of rutting that diseased toy rotted his mind.

It has to be burned in a respectful cremation.
 
The problem with jin, is that he keeps edging people on...he always says he's done with the fandom and all that, but comes back to tell everyone to "Back off"....


also his roommate is the closest thing to a life partner that he will ever get...
he has been following jin around for more than 10 years...

I seriously don't see what his roommate sees in jin, or why they're even living with eachother in the first place
 
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The problem with jin, is that he keeps edging people on...he always says he's done with the fandom and all that, but comes back to tell everyone to "Back off"....


also his roommate is the closest thing to a life partner that he will ever get...
he has been following jin around for more than 10 years...

I seriously don't see what his roommate sees in jin, or why they're even living with eachother in the first place
Maybe he just enjoys watching his own personal freakshow.
 
Twilight and Jin celebrated her 27th birthday the other day...

http://imgur.com/a/CpXjd

...in the fifth photo down, Twilight finally tells Jin what he's been in denial about for years now.
That is quite a bit of food they have there (especially for one man who's eating his wifu's share). I'm surprised he's not fatter.
 
I sometimes wonder where he'll be ten years from now -- will he snap out of it or degrade further and be committed to a psychiatric hospital?
I strongly doubt that he'll ever go to a psychiatric hospital of his own free will, and if there was anyone who genuinely cared for him, he got rid of them a long time ago. Effectively, he'd have to slip into a severe violent psychotic state in a public area before he could be forcibly committed. Keep in mind that derelicts the world over frequently suffer from varying degrees of mental illness, especially in America where people actively dislike the concept of public health care, unless a family member takes the opportunity to try and get him into a long term care facility, he'd be strapped down, drugged up, and as soon as he calms down enough he'll be rubber stamped out because the facility has a waiting list twice as long as its capacity. He'll be sent home with a pocket full of drugs, which he'll either flush down the loo immediately or make an attempt to sell, and settle in right back to where he was before.

If he's lucky he'll be able to fight off any illnesses and infections courtesy of his terrifyingly unsanitary habits, but changes are good he'll catch a bug strong enough to kill him. Alternatively he could obliviously step into traffic while 'talking' with Twilight, or be completely paralysed by fire breaking out in his house and not be able to escape. He might even approach some children again, asking them if they want to pat soft toy Twilight and be killed by a king hit from an irate parent.

Basically, what I'm saying is that even if he were forced into psychiatric care there's no way in hell it'll stick. The thing with mental illness is that if it's purely organic, that is to say it's not a consequence of drug abuse or physical damage, then it doesn't change your personality, it just brings out something that was already there. Jin claims he was a drug dealer at some point, but early evidence suggests that he's been a pathological liar from essentially day dot.

He's definitely mentally ill but he's also narcissistic arsehole.
 
Is it weird that he always is buying Twilight stuff that a basement dwelling mouth breather like him would want, and never anything like....jewelry, or your standard 'gifts for your wife'?
I think this is why having a waifu is so appealing to him. I suspect Jin is one of those types that can't accept their significant other having different hobbies and interests than him. They can't just have many things in common, they have to have everything in common and always do what Jin wants to do, otherwise he'll flip out.
 
Oh my god, some poor fuck actually had to pipe "Happy Birthday Twilers" onto that cake.

Don't worry. It was probably just words to whoever had to do that. It's not like Matt would have actually taken the plush in to the shop and. . .oh yeah he fucking did exactly that didn't he?

Come to think of it he probably has done that every year. So it wasn't even just a new weird thing, it was an "it's this guy again" thing.
 
I'm impressed he managed to get that poor thing's face un-stained (considered saying "clean", but that is definitely false).
Wonder how he justifies putting his waifu in the washer?

I remember reading his descriptions long ago of how he cleans the doll and such. Apparently mostly it's with a soft toothbrush and woolite detergent. Any time there's "Serious" cleaning or stitching repairs, she "leaves" the doll and hangs about invisibly or even fucks off back to "Equestria" to visit or some shit.

I can't imagine being fine with some light woolite scrubbing after coating the doll in some of the bodily fluids he's been kind enough to share with the world.
 
how does one become "curious" about scat and ponder it for years.

this man has taken a shit day after day while looking at Twilight Sparkle' s downs face and said "do I do this today? are we ready to make this step in our marriage?"

this has been a long, soul searching journey for him in whether or not to smear shit on his cumsponge pony
 
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