Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

c-no said:
Gabe Newell will always be leagues above the likes of some furry pony waifu like Twilight Sparkle or some animu grill like Kotonoha. On a serious note though, considering waifu dinner dates and the video you linked, has Jin ever tried something like this? It's one thing to have photos of him having dinner with his plushie but making a video can be something different (and if its a sex tape, that's a whole other league of scarring ones eyes and brain).
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He has about a million sex tapes. A user on this forum (forgot their name) has a bunch of them and will let you see them if you ask.

I have not braved the abyss.

Usually they involve him, another dude, said dudes plushie, and then down syndrome Twilight. And way too much jizz.
 
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this man is a living joke
 
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Anime-Chan said:
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this man is a living joke
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...or a living nightmare.

Sorry, here's one of these autistic questions from the Abyss of Notsureifiwanttoknow: How does this dinner with Twilight shit work anyway? Does he hold food to her snout and then eats it himself? Or does he just put it in front of the plushie and later throws it away?
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
...or a living nightmare.

Sorry, here's one of these autistic questions from the Abyss of Notsureifiwanttoknow: How does this dinner with Twilight shit work anyway? Does he hold food to her snout and then eats it himself? Or does he just put it in front of the plushie and later throws it away?
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From what I know, he'll feed her a piece and then take a bite off it as well. So she's consuming the essence of the food and they get to share it.

creamyfanta said:
Waifuism has its roots in anime. The word itself is weeabu Japan - talk. I think bronies are more vocal and are still considered an oddity, so they get more attention. But waifus and husbandos exist in nearly every genre of entertainment.

Once a year 4chan had a day where you post pics of you and your waifu having a romantic dinner together...There are thousands of these people.

https://www.google.com/search?q=wai...ved=0ahUKEwi82_DzqbXJAhXBMYgKHUqTA1gQ_AUIBygB
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I've noticed a difference in where anime waifu relationships seem to be more chaste, pony ones are a lot dirtier.

MysticMisty said:
Jin's is easy to spot because the head is deformed and the eyes are only on the side of the head. I'm sure this guy really must piss off Jin though for daring to show a pony with meat. Though ultimately I suppose it doesn't matter with all those excuses he loves to type up about why only he has the one and only Twilight Sparkle actual My Little Pony character in the world.
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I know he has some other ones that he has as spares, but rarely uses them.
 
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What does he do when he takes his wife/horse to dinner with cheeseburgers and she doesn't eat her food partially because she's a horse and partially because she's a toy. Does he ask for a take out box and think she'll eat it later? Does he have a fridge filled with Twilight's take out she'll never eat because she's a toy? I think the more reasonable answer is he takes it home and eats it himself later (in secret because what if Twilight saw him eating her food it would be divorce number 3 for sure)
 
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Just when I think I've seen it all, I read through another page of this thread only to discover yet another substance that has made its mark on that poor plush.

I'm honestly surprised it's as clean as it is after all it's been through.
 
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Xenophile said:
Just when I think I've seen it all, I read through another page of this thread only to discover yet another substance that has made its mark on that poor plush.

I'm honestly surprised it's as clean as it is after all it's been through.
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Looks can be deceiving. One should remember that this man has sex with his plushie. Also, it can carry his stench as well.
 
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/5d/16/6c5d16b11b4502698dea680684b8e260.jpg

I typed "Jin Twilight Sparkle" into Google and found a link to derpibooru...

Let's start somewhat lighthearted. Contrary to common Kiwi Farms belief, Jin's Twilight does not seem to have a you know what.
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https://derpibooru.org/769328?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


To be fair, I get why Jin might feel like an adult version of Calvin.
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https://derpibooru.org/998556?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


A little fanart.
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https://derpibooru.org/758110?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


He also own this.
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https://derpibooru.org/609349?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Wow...
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https://derpibooru.org/594525?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


May the descend into madness begin...
(the fact that Twi has her eyes wide open gives the whole scene an additional disconcerting aspect)
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https://derpibooru.org/587306?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


"Good Morning, dearest Waifu."
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https://derpibooru.org/586686?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Jinnetwis Wake
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https://derpibooru.org/587282?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Sadly, he looks kinda lost even among fellow bronies.
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https://derpibooru.org/587280?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


...but still has some two-legged, warm blooded friends, it seems! (tries to force mental images of four-way human-pony polyamory out of his mind)
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https://derpibooru.org/586651?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


That ginger-haired dude in the foreground actually looks pretty normal and easygoing.
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https://derpibooru.org/586529?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


I believe the man who said "It's nice to be able to share your nerdy interests with your girlfriend" was referring to something else...
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https://derpibooru.org/586531?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


When he dies, will he get a MLP-themed casket and grave?
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https://derpibooru.org/586474?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


I sometimes get the impression that Tolkien shit is the only books nerds ever read. Couldn't Twi try to help him expand his literary horizon?
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https://derpibooru.org/586440?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


JUST. NO.
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https://derpibooru.org/459167?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Um... enough of this!!
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https://derpibooru.org/442529?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Stop arguing, you two! Reminds me of my parents... triggers me. :(
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https://derpibooru.org/359293?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


That's better.
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https://derpibooru.org/454754?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


How common are adult men walking around with pony plushies under their arm in the USA?
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https://derpibooru.org/327293?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db




Who the noble prize achieveth,
Good friend of a friend to be;
Who a lovely waifu attaineth,
Join us in his jubilee!
Yes—he too who but one being
On this earth can call his own!
He who ne’er was able, weeping
Stealeth from this league alone!
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/5d/16/6c5d16b11b4502698dea680684b8e260.jpg

I typed "Jin Twilight Sparkle" into Google and found a link to derpibooru...

Let's start somewhat lighthearted. Contrary to common Kiwi Farms belief, Jin's Twilight does not seem to have a you know what.
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https://derpibooru.org/769328?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


To be fair, I get why Jin might feel like an adult version of Calvin.
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https://derpibooru.org/998556?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


A little fanart.
758110__safe_twilight+sparkle_shipping_cute_human_interspecies_food_twiabetes_lantern_date.png

https://derpibooru.org/758110?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


He also own this.
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https://derpibooru.org/609349?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Wow...
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https://derpibooru.org/594525?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


May the descend into madness begin...
(the fact that Twi has her eyes wide open gives the whole scene an additional disconcerting aspect)
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https://derpibooru.org/587306?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


"Good Morning, dearest Waifu."
586686__safe_twilight+sparkle_photo_human_irl+human_irl_bed_brony_boop_noseboop.png

https://derpibooru.org/586686?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Jinnetwis Wake
587282__safe_twilight+sparkle_photo_human_irl+human_irl_brony_waifu_jin.jpg

https://derpibooru.org/587282?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Sadly, he looks kinda lost even among fellow bronies.
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https://derpibooru.org/587280?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


...but still has some two-legged, warm blooded friends, it seems! (tries to force mental images of four-way human-pony polyamory out of his mind)
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https://derpibooru.org/586651?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


That ginger-haired dude in the foreground actually looks pretty normal and easygoing.
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https://derpibooru.org/586529?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


I believe the man who said "It's nice to be able to share your nerdy interests with your girlfriend" was referring to something else...
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https://derpibooru.org/586531?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


When he dies, will he get a MLP-themed casket and grave?
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https://derpibooru.org/586474?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


I sometimes get the impression that Tolkien shit is the only books nerds ever read. Couldn't Twi try to help him expand his literary horizon?
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https://derpibooru.org/586440?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


JUST. NO.
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https://derpibooru.org/459167?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Um... enough of this!!
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https://derpibooru.org/442529?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


Stop arguing, you two! Reminds me of my parents... triggers me. :(
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https://derpibooru.org/359293?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


That's better.
large.png

https://derpibooru.org/454754?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db


How common are adult men walking around with pony plushies under their arm in the USA?
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https://derpibooru.org/327293?scope=scpeb3fe7490c9ce807fa6fee2b3f65a75e2b38da2db




Who the noble prize achieveth,
Good friend of a friend to be;
Who a lovely waifu attaineth,
Join us in his jubilee!
Yes—he too who but one being
On this earth can call his own!
He who ne’er was able, weeping
Stealeth from this league alone!
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Man Jin must be fuckin' tiny. He looks like he's an inch or two shorter than taxy. And his house looks like it'd be a nice little simple apartment, if it weren't plastered in the image of a purple cartoon horse he wants to fuck that is.
 
Xenophile said:
That ginger-haired dude is currently attempting to build a portal to the pony dimension.

I'm guessing you haven't heard of Taxman? If that's the case, you're missing out on some comedy gold.
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AnOminous said:
Well, I assume you're kidding, but that's only until you realize it's Taxman, who has his own 50+ page thread.

He did used to look more normal and sane, though.
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So he's Taxman... oh.

He did look rather different from his current close-to-alcohol-poisoning self.

Now that you guys said it... yep, it's him, the same face! But still nowhere near the fuckup he's meanwhile turned himself into. If he put Rarity away he'd mostly resemble a slightly dorky computer science student.

BTW does someone know who that third guy is, the fat neckbeard one with the 2edgy4u leather wristband, holes in his trousers and bowtie-wearing pony?
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
BTW does someone know who that third guy is, the fat neckbeard one with the 2edgy4u leather wristband, holes in his trousers and bowtie-wearing pony?
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That's a former friend of Jin's who I think is alienated now. I think he was on the Red Light Ponyville site. He's been mentioned here before but not by name.
 
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