Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[PetalPinkPuppy]

He's going to drag that plushie around until it falls apart and rots and knowing what I know about minky and handmade durability vs factory made - that's going to be soon. The thing must reek too, surface cleaning doesn't get rid of what's sunk into the stuffing, just ask any parent who's had to try to clean their kids favorite plush.

 

[ActualKiwi]

He's going to drag that plushie around until it falls apart and rots and knowing what I know about minky and handmade durability vs factory made - that's going to be soon. The thing must reek too, surface cleaning doesn't get rid of what's sunk into the stuffing, just ask any parent who's had to try to clean their kids favorite plush.

So the question is, what will he do when his "Twilight" falls apart/ rips at the seams?

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

So the question is, what will he do when his "Twilight" falls apart/ rips at the seams?

Sperg? I mean, Jin keeps giving up all opportunities to get another plushie and I wouldn't be surprised if we found out Downs-Twilight has lost an ear in the past or her tail has fallen off or she's had seam pops. All I can think is he's going to flip out like a kid who wears out his favorite toy.

 

[Hummingbird]

I follow Jin's DA account to see what he's up to and he claims he's not a brony.

 

[c-no]

I follow Jin's DA account to see what he's up to and he claims he's not a brony.

Considering the "don't need my help to look bad", he is right. Jin would be a pro at making the bronies look bad even though that's already been done. Even then, he's still a brony to the rest of us since he has a plushie of one of the characters as his "wife". As for "toxic culture", big talk from a man that literally has pictures of himself with a toy horse that range from cringeworthy to just being sad and/or creepy.

 

[Hummingbird]

Considering the "don't need my help to look bad", he is right. Jin would be a pro at making the bronies look bad even though that's already been done. Even then, he's still a brony to the rest of us since he has a plushie of one of the characters as his "wife".

I wonder if this is to feel superior to the Bronies. By bragging and divorcing himself and his "wife" from the show.

 

[c-no]

I wonder if this is to feel superior to the Bronies. By bragging and divorcing himself and his "wife" from the show.

We all know how much of a laughing stock bronies are. By trying to keep himself separate from bronies, Jin is doing this to troll-shield himself while also feeling superior to other bronies, despite the fact that he has a plushie of a horse that he has sexual encounters with.

 

[MysticMisty]

We all know how much of a laughing stock bronies are. By trying to keep himself separate from bronies, Jin is doing this to troll-shield himself while also feeling superior to other bronies, despite the fact that he has a plushie of a horse that he has sexual encounters with.

Not to mention he was still watching the show as recently as last year, if only to bitch about how "inaccurate" it is because "Twilight" said it didn't happen that way and it upsets her.

 

[Count groudon]

I follow Jin's DA account to see what he's up to and he claims he's not a brony.

When the guy who obsessively carries and gets off on a plush of the main character thinks your fandom is fucked up you know it's a problem.

 

[redcent]

Stupid question: apparently twilight leaves her plush body and wanders around. Does she ever inhabit Jin's body? I think it happened to Taxman with Rarity correct me if I'm wrong.

I wouldn't know if Jin would be less sane if he was talking to a pony in his head or screwing a plushie. That seems like an academic matter.

I feel weird even asking this

 

[AnOminous]

So the ramblings of an addled plush-fucker aside I just can't get over how much those things sell for. That Lyra one with the cock slot got £450+ (probably got bumped up a bit for shits and giggles, but still) and the non-modified ones still fetch a few hundred quid. Clearly I'm in the wrong business.

Prices like that may seem inflated until you consider the high materials cost, the exceedingly precise specifications customers demand, and the time investment required to get everything right. It takes a long time to get that good at making these things.

The best of custom plush makers (whatever the genre) probably make a decent hourly rate, but it isn't anywhere as obscene as you might think.

Generally, IP holders have turned a blind eye to stuff like this as long as it remains custom items in small amounts. Set up a sweatshop in Malaysia and start cranking them out in quantity and you'd get sued so fast your head would spin.

The kind of people who squander enormous sums on custom plushes probably also spend lots of money on legit licensed products they can afford to let it slide.

 

[c-no]

When the guy who obsessively carries and gets off on a plush of the main character thinks your fandom is fucked up you know it's a problem.

And as much as it's a problem, if Jin said he isn't a brony, he shouldn't have all that pony stuff like all other bronies do. Then again, Jin could be something else.

 

[Drugschan]

Please tell me he talks to it in public, like the picture of him with it at that museum. Can you imagine, not only seeing a grown ass man with a stuffed animal in public, but that same crazed individual speaking to it as well?

 

[c-no]

Please tell me he talks to it in public, like the picture of him with it at that museum. Can you imagine, not only seeing a grown ass man with a stuffed animal in public, but that same crazed individual speaking to it as well?

It could be a possibility considering what we all read about him in this thread. Imagine being a waiter or museum worker and you not only see this man with a plush being around but he also talks to it like it's a living person and it's all real and not some joke that's being played.

 

[AG 856]

Please tell me he talks to it in public, like the picture of him with it at that museum. Can you imagine, not only seeing a grown ass man with a stuffed animal in public, but that same crazed individual speaking to it as well?

He said he went to 'vegetarian restaurants' with it (as if a fucking inanimate horse gives a shit about animal rights) and did "Things normal couples do on Valentine's Day" so I'm guessing he talks to it in public like a fucking schizo.

 

[glass_houses]

Honestly, for the good of society, I think that having Jin swan around cooing at a filthy soft toy is ultimately the best outcome for all concerned. Can you imagine what'd happen if Jin decided to make a vessel for spirit Twilight himself? Someone, maybe multiple someone's, would wake up with a foul headache and find themself at the bottom of a well, with a mysterious voice lisping, "It puts the purple lotion on its skin..."

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

So if someone goes "I'm fucking your dirty little waifu now, Jin, she's here in her spiritual form and she's all over my dick like a pony on a salt-lick. Now what?"
...he'd take them seriously?

That would be some weening I would actually like to see. Just to see Jin's reaction.

 

[Savryc]

Part of the reason there's so expensive is because the artist needs to buy the proper materials, find the time among a mess of other orders and the shipping and handling.

Prices like that may seem inflated until you consider the high materials cost, the exceedingly precise specifications customers demand, and the time investment required to get everything right. It takes a long time to get that good at making these things.

The best of custom plush makers (whatever the genre) probably make a decent hourly rate, but it isn't anywhere as obscene as you might think.

Generally, IP holders have turned a blind eye to stuff like this as long as it remains custom items in small amounts. Set up a sweatshop in Malaysia and start cranking them out in quantity and you'd get sued so fast your head would spin.

The kind of people who squander enormous sums on custom plushes probably also spend lots of money on legit licensed products they can afford to let it slide.

Stop ruining my schemes with accurate, factual analysis!

Maybe just offering a modification service would be better than outright manufacturing. Cut the sucker open, sew in some lining, maybe some velcro on the "entrance" for a satisfying tearing feeling before they get down to business and oh good god I've spent too much time thinking about this.

As for Jin's little claim. I could understand someone who just watches the show and doesn't really interact with the fandom not considering themself a brony. Like someone who enjoys watching Star Trek but doesn't have in depth knowledge of the lore or fandom not considering themself a Trekkie.

But Jin? He's the fucking proto-brony! The brony by which all other bronies are measured. "Marrying" a pony plush, publicly documenting your bizarre nuptials and taking the spunk encrusted thing (I never thought I'd feel bad for a bloody stuffed toy) everywhere you go? Until a brony genetically engineers a new race of self-aware, pastel coloured quadrapeds and starts pimping them out you can't possibly get more brony than that.

 

[millais]

Stop ruining my schemes with accurate, factual analysis!

Maybe just offering a modification service would be better than outright manufacturing. Cut the sucker open, sew in some lining, maybe some velcro on the "entrance" for a satisfying tearing feeling before they get down to business and oh good god I've spent too much time thinking about this.

As for Jin's little claim. I could understand someone who just watches the show and doesn't really interact with the fandom not considering themself a brony. Like someone who enjoys watching Star Trek but doesn't have in depth knowledge of the lore or fandom not considering themself a Trekkie.

But Jin? He's the fucking proto-brony! The brony by which all other bronies are measured. "Marrying" a pony plush, publicly documenting your bizarre nuptials and taking the spunk encrusted thing (I never thought I'd feel bad for a bloody stuffed toy) everywhere you go? Until a brony genetically engineers a new race of self-aware, pastel coloured quadrapeds and starts pimping them out you can't possibly get more brony than that.

He's as close to a real-life horsefucker as you can get without becoming a full blown Mr. Hands. Somewhere beyond clopper but not a literal horsefucker yet.

 

[glass_houses]

He's as close to a real-life horsefucker as you can get without becoming a full blown Mr. Hands. Somewhere beyond clopper but not a literal horsefucker yet.

Eh... up thread it's noted by a lologist during a field study of Jin in his habitat, that the man smells like horseshit. There's significant reason to suspect that he is indeed a literal horsefucker. The real question posed by his confused sexuality (gay for humans, straight for ponies) is whether he's a giver or receiver.