Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[cwcvillemayoress]

You gotta give him some points in admitting that he's married to a stuffed pony. But I have to wonder...what will he do if she suddenly "dies" from accidental ripping. I wonder how'd he cope if she was "kidnapped"? Would he call the cops? Better yet how does he handle when little kids want to play with the pony?

 

[Positron]

Oh, and Jin? Have you washed that filthy linen of yours yet? Last we saw "manky" was a thoroughly inadequate description.

How dare you otherize people who don't keep their linen as clean as yours? What are you? Nazi or ISIS?!

 

[glass_houses]

How dare you otherize people who don't keep their linen as clean as yours? What are you? Nazi or ISIS?!

I would agree with you, but surely by now there'd be more crust than fabric. The relevant authorities would have to evacuate the entire block because of the virulent biohazard those sheets pose, by the mere act of taking them off Jin's equally crusty and biohazardous mattress.

 

[creamyfanta]

I liked the comment from the disgruntled brony posted on his kiwi farms complaint letter: "kiwifarms shit farms."

The poignancy and subtlety of that one comment left me breathless and remorseful.

 

[Sharonthecat]

Jesus, what a fucking diva.

 

[Owen Grady]

It's official, he knows about us.

"...stalk and harass..."

I swear to God these are the only words any lolcow or lolcow sympathizer ever uses when attempting to accuse us of literally anything.

Browsing the internet and collectively sharing and laughing at dumb content you made publicly available to everybody does not remotely equate to active stalking or harassment. Or mass genocide.

Gettin' real tired of that shit, to be honest.

Also, Richard Dawkins? Give me a break.

 

[c-no]

You gotta give him some points in admitting that he's married to a stuffed pony. But I have to wonder...what will he do if she suddenly "dies" from accidental ripping. I wonder how'd he cope if she was "kidnapped"? Would he call the cops? Better yet how does he handle when little kids want to play with the pony?

He'd cry for a bit before buying a replacement plushie and saying how Twilight transferred herself to a new plushie host. That was mentioned before iirc.

I liked the comment from the disgruntled brony posted on his kiwi farms complaint letter: "kiwifarms shit farms."

The poignancy and subtlety of that one comment left me breathless and remorseful.

Truly an original comment. It's not like the sentiment of this brony is a original like all the other people we managed to get under the skin of. On a serious note, perhaps it could fall under random text if it applies.

"...stalk and harass..."

I swear to God these are the only words any lolcow or lolcow sympathizer ever uses when attempting to accuse us of literally anything.

Browsing the internet and collectively sharing and laughing at dumb content you made publicly available to everybody does not remotely equate to active stalking or harassment. Or mass genocide.

Gettin' real tired of that shit, to be honest.

Also, Richard Dawkins? Give me a break.

While laughing at others is more or less a dick move, that's the worst we do, just laughing at a collective bunch of people who have posted stupid shit on their Twitters, deviant art, and other assorted web accounts. Really though, dickery aside, us being able to talk shit about these people is enough to make them "REEEEEE" that it could be hilarious. After all, Jin just compared us to a racist group known in the past for lynching and an Islamic extremist terrorist group that has been striking fear among many people. Truly we are as evil as them for simply talking shit about some lol-cows and laughing at them.

 

[Deez Nuts]

His buddy http://riddleoflightning.deviantart.com/gallery/ that knows him in person apparently is into vore which is a total shocker.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

While laughing at others is more or less a dick move, that's the worst we do, just laughing at a collective bunch of people who have posted stupid shit on their Twitters, deviant art, and other assorted web accounts. Really though, dickery aside, us being able to talk shit about these people is enough to make them "REEEEEE" that it could be hilarious. After all, Jin just compared us to a racist group known in the past for lynching and an Islamic extremist terrorist group that has been striking fear among many people. Truly we are as evil as them for simply talking shit about some lol-cows and laughing at them.

At least the KKK care about the future of the white race or something. We don't even have that.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

This is largely what got him alienated from the vast majority of the other pony waifuists. I became a professional troll of that group sadly after the Jin years had since passed, but there were still grumbles throughout the community about how much of a crazy asshole he is.

Right, didn't he basically join a Tulpa/Waifu site for just ponies then try to discredit and disprove everyone else's while holding his own plushie up as the only "Real" one or some shit? A site that was no less run by our other psycho brony Taxman?

 

[Sharonthecat]

Yes, he threw a fit for a while about other people loving his waifu. Then "Twilight" declared that tulpas were "dark magic" and she wouldn't stand for it. But basically he wouldn't stop picking fights with people about who had the real Twilight Sparkle.

Also maybe people would "stalk" him less if he didn't do shit like drop half a Dostoevsky novel about his every sexual fetish.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Imagine what being Jin's roommate has to be like.

Video game noises at daytime, grunting and squeaking bed springs during the night.

 

[Betonova]

So what if he gets sexually attracted to Fluttershy in the future? Will he cheat on Twilight Sparkle and file divorce papers after the clopffair?

 

[glass_houses]

So what if he gets sexually attracted to Fluttershy in the future? Will he cheat on Twilight Sparkle and file divorce papers after the clopffair?

No, he'll cheat on Twilight, go back to her grovelling appropriately, and then announce to the internet that Twilight has forgiven him and now their relationship is stronger than ever.

 

[Fapcop]

Sorry for asslogging, but since we know he apparently keeps himself up to date...

For crying out loud Jin! You spend your nights humping an oversized kids toy, and believe you're married to an entirely fictional pony...

Even Richard Dawkins would gladly throw you in the gas chamber himself, now that you have abused his name to pretend you're not utterly batshit insane!

 

[Electric Eye]

It's official, he knows about us.

Well shoot, they figured us out. Time to sacrifice Twilight Sparkle in the name of Allah and the Aryan race.

 

[Hummingbird]

Yes, he threw a fit for a while about other people loving his waifu. Then "Twilight" declared that tulpas were "dark magic" and she wouldn't stand for it. But basically he wouldn't stop picking fights with people about who had the real Twilight Sparkle.

Also maybe people would "stalk" him less if he didn't do shit like drop half a Dostoevsky novel about his every sexual fetish.

Jin has had a history of being elitist and when you look deeply into the story of his plushie love, it's creepy how his waifu loves being stuck in a motionless body that only her husband can move for her. Also, if what I heard about him using a friend who paid for his college under the false promise that he'd get professional help, brings another factor.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jin has had a history of being elitist and when you look deeply into the story of his plushie love, it's creepy how his waifu loves being stuck in a motionless body that only her husband can move for her. Also, if what I heard about him using a friend who paid for his college under the false promise that he'd get professional help, brings another factor.

But in his mind she's able to move, play vidya, eat and do all the stuff that everybody else takes for granted. He just "assists" her when she's on camera for whatever reason.

Back when they introduced a love interest for her on the cartoon he flipped out and according to him his waifu, the real Twilight Sparkle because she's totally real gaiz, was walking around the room and cursing up a storm because of this. It wasn't so much that he was pissed off that they suddenly decided to fictionalize her life, it was her that felt this way because of... reasons.

 

[AnOminous]

But in his mind she's able to move, play vidya, eat and do all the stuff that everybody else takes for granted. He just "assists" her when she's on camera for whatever reason.

So like Calvin & Hobbes except that's cute when it's a six year old but when it's an adult and a plushie that's more semen than fabric by now, it's called schizophrenia.

 

[manwithaplan]

Jin has had a history of being elitist and when you look deeply into the story of his plushie love, it's creepy how his waifu loves being stuck in a motionless body that only her husband can move for her. Also, if what I heard about him using a friend who paid for his college under the false promise that he'd get professional help, brings another factor.

Can you tell us the story of the college tuition? And where did you hear it?