Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

Jin said:
After being a drug dealer for most of my adult life I've got enough connections that I could make him disappear easily enough as well. ... They might think it's cute and fun to go pretending to be in a relationship with my partner, but we could find out how cute they think it is when they've got a pistol pressed against their forehead.
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Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.

Perhaps Twilight is so loyal and accommodating toward Jin because he's got her hooked on smack.
 
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LurkerTheLurker said:
Oh, I see this thread doesn't have Jin's death threat in it yet. I knew something was missing... here you go.

I'm just laying back in bed with Twi trying to let go of the idea of doing something that I really shouldn't do. I've got the resources to find out exactly where <REDACTED> lives and go over there right now, put a bullet through his head, and erase that worthless little shit from existence. Same goes for <REDACTED> and I suppose <REDACTED> if he was still around, though <REDACTED> lives on an island in the middle of fucking nowhere in a culture of intolerance and poverty. Plus he's got a crippling anxiety disorder so I feel like he'd probably suffer more if just leave him alone to live his pathetic life. That pleases me and saves some money as well. <REDACTED> on the other hand lives a nice happy comfortable life in the suburbs about an hour away from here. I could change that if I wanted, and boy do I ever, but I'm not going to. As much as I'd love to just go put an end to him right now that would mean that I would most likely be put in prison and parted from Twilight, which is not acceptable. So I do have to let him live, but I'm still having some trouble shaking those ideas about what I COULD do if I really wanted to. And the same goes for <REDACTED>. I don't know where he lives but after being a drug dealer for most of my adult life I've got enough connections that I could make him disappear easily enough as well. It wouldn't take more than a few phone calls. Again though, no need to go calling the cops on me because I'm not going to. I value the life I have with Twilight... but I could, if I really wanted to. And I hope they know that and are scared shitless of me, because if they're not they should be. They might think it's cute and fun to go pretending to be in a relationship with my partner, but we could find out how cute they think it is when they've got a pistol pressed against their forehead. Again, I'm not going to go putting them in that situation but it wouldn't be difficult to arrange either. And I hope that's the last thing they'll think about every night before falling asleep now.

That was directed at three other Twilight-lovers back in the old days of MLW. Or... whenever it was. It was forever saved for lolz.
There are not enough trees in the world to make the toilet paper necessary to clean up this bullshit.
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Lurker I'm so glad you crossed over from the fucked side to the equally fucked...other side. Aka Kiwi Farms. Your posts brighten my day ♡

Anyways, holy cow.

First...our nation allows this piece of shit nutcase to own firearms (he has guns, correct?).

Second...okay I knew he had drug addiction but drug dealer? Is he some sort of pony Walter White?!

Third...okay if he goes to jail why can't twilight just possess his hand so she can travel with him, and any time he jerks it he's "actually" fucking her?

(:_((:_((:_(:heart-empty:
 
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creamyfanta said:
Lurker I'm so glad you crossed over from the fucked side to the equally fucked...other side. Aka Kiwi Farms. Your posts brighten my day ♡
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♡

creamyfanta said:
Anyways, holy cow.

First...our nation allows this piece of shit nutcase to own firearms (he has guns, correct?).
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I don't know about the guns, but I wouldn't say no. He might have one, he might not.

creamyfanta said:
Second...okay I knew he had drug addiction but drug dealer? Is he some sort of pony Walter White?!
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I honestly think he's bluffing. Supposedly he has a history with drugs, but that's only what I heard, and what I heard was that he used, not dealt. He just wants to be a tough guy, like that small puppy barking at your ankles. Go on, give him a hug!

Just... make sure you wear a radsuit. That shit's toxic.

creamyfanta said:
Third...okay if he goes to jail why can't twilight just possess his hand so she can travel with him, and any time he jerks it he's "actually" fucking her?

(:_((:_((:_(:heart-empty:
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Hahahah XD That's perfect. And, ironically, it'd make even more sense from 'her' standpoint - going from a cumrag derped body that can't do anything to some neckbeard's hand that can at least do things. Even though she'd still be doing the same gross things as before... but remember, she thinks it's totally acceptable, so...

Urgh. Thinking about the logic behind this makes my brain hurt.
 
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That game seems to be almost exactly the type of crap put out by that place was featured on the front page recently.
 
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Ravenor said:
That game seems to be almost exactly the type of crap put out by that place was featured on the front page recently.
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It basically is. Just another one of those copy+paste pregnancy games that "listed for" little girls. Still, since this thread is on Jin, one can only wonder if he formed enough of an opinion towards the game Slam_Jam linked.
 
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Piga Dgrifm said:
Is Twilight giving birth to herself?
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

Either in the context of the game Twilight somehow had sex with herself, or the creators of the game have no idea how genetics work.

Or maybe Jin's plush Twilight knocked up the real Twilight.
 
What does Twilight's brother think about Twilight living with some kinky looser who fucks horses instead of his own species?
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Oddly, Jin's been pretty quiet lately (other than sharing Twilight porn) from what I know.
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Jin's been on Los Pegasus. No one has really bothered with him except either people who don't know what Jin is like, or people who are about as nuts, to my knowledge. Supposedly there's a secret really-NSFW place on that site, but you need like fifty posts and to convince Jin that you're just as sick, so... I think that's where Jin's presence has been contained, for the most part. Thankfully.
 
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