💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

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Benny Liggins said:
Who was this "one guy"? A friend of yours?
Anyway, why don't you practice your writing in the meantime? I'd love to see one or two short stories from you Joe! :story:
Surely you don't need any money for that!
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He was a young man I went to church with, 15 or 16 at the time he was. If I write a short story it's most likely a Ziggy episode or one of the potential new web show still being worked on.

Mr. X said:
The reason for your current lack of funding has been explained to you before, but here it is again.

No one wants to give you money.
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Sorry, I didn't hear ya. Your acting as if Bitcoin is far less valuable then Monopoly money. Here is how much has been deposited.
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And here is the price of 1 whole BTC as of today.
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It was $10 lower yesterday.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
He was a young man I went to church with, 15 or 16 at the time he was. If I write a short story it's most likely a Ziggy episode or one of the potential new web show still being worked on.


Sorry, I didn't hear ya. Your acting as if Bitcoin is far less valuable then Monopoly money. Here is how much has been deposited.
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And here is the price of 1 whole BTC as of today.
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It was $10 lower yesterday.
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Joe you got two transactions equalling to 28 cents. It's not much to be fair.

How much do you plan to raise for TLOC? Do you have a number in mind?

And if you do write a short story make it completely original! Once you're happy with it, show it to us and we'll see if we like it. (Or I will at least)
Let's just take small steps Cracker, okay? Improve your skills before you start asking for money.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
He was a young man I went to church with, 15 or 16 at the time he was. If I write a short story it's most likely a Ziggy episode or one of the potential new web show still being worked on.


Sorry, I didn't hear ya. Your acting as if Bitcoin is far less valuable then Monopoly money. Here is how much has been deposited.
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And here is the price of 1 whole BTC as of today.
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It was $10 lower yesterday.
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You should make a movie about Kiwi Farms
 
Joe_Cracker said:
Sorry, I didn't hear ya. Your acting as if Bitcoin is far less valuable then Monopoly money. Here is how much has been deposited.
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And here is the price of 1 whole BTC as of today.
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It was $10 lower yesterday.
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The thing is, it doesn't matter how much a single Bitcoin is theoretically worth if your actual assets are next to nothing. It's like saying "I have this €0.05 coin in my wallet, I'm totally the richest person in the building". Which could be theoretically true in certain conditions, but I just know that I can't buy pretty much anything with it, so I can't really boast about it, now can I?

Multiply the going rate of Bitcoin with your account balance. Whoops, you've got pennies of comparative purchase power.

Go to a website that sells computers and cameras and props and other movie making guff and look at the prices, and they'll flat out tell you you can't afford that.

This isn't university level Economics 101. This is a kindergarten lesson of how money works.

Oh, sorry, did I say "a website that sells computers and cameras and props and other movie making guff"? I shouldn't have, because there are none. Bitcoin in itself is good for only illegal drugs and gambling, because every single Bitcoin merchant seems to give up after a few months of failure. In order to purchase movie production equipment, you'd need to convert it to cash first, which is a tricky proposal to put it mildly.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
So dude is getting hyped over getting less than a dollar? That is like the saddest shit ever.
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Surtur said:
Dude legit has the mindset of a 5 year old, so yeah.

That being said, I found a way to stream Joe's movies if anyone wants to do them for movie night.
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I think it was around this time last year that he said we were all going to have to eat our words about no one giving him any money when someone donated $5 to his gofundme.
That $5 was all he ever got.
 
Surtur said:
Dude legit has the mindset of a 5 year old, so yeah.

That being said, I found a way to stream Joe's movies if anyone wants to do them for movie night.
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This makes me VERY excited
I've always wanted to watch Gateway to Hell and VoiceOver Insanity, I just didn't ever want to pay for them...
Also Joe, I actually have my very own TLOC shirt!! It has quickly become my most cherished possession!
Who knows, it might even bring in new fans!
 
sikotik said:
I think it was around this time last year that he said we were all going to have to eat our words about no one giving him any money when someone donated $5 to his gofundme.
That $5 was all he ever got.
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Sounds like how he claimed that the Online Forum Police was going to grow and grow as more forums registered with it. He said to me that I should imagine how big the OFP would be in ten years. The answer, of course, is that no forums registered and the only people who wanted to sign up as officers were morons who had been banned from the forums that Joe's irrelevant judgement calls were directed against.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
Look money is tight around the house right now, the reason why I haven't been here in a while is so I can figure out some things, all I keep coming down to is that whether it's TLOC or Unknown Creature 2, it's not possible without crowdfunding.
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You don't have colleges with theater programs or local science fiction groups who might be willing to join in for the fun of it? Granted, your pool of talent will be very limited, but acting for free in a no-budget indie film is hardly a new concept. You could even try Craigslist or your local chamber of commerce to see if anyone would be willing to help out.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
You don't have colleges with theater programs or local science fiction groups who might be willing to join in for the fun of it? Granted, your pool of talent will be very limited, but acting for free in a no-budget indie film is hardly a new concept. You could even try Craigslist or your local chamber of commerce to see if anyone would be willing to help out.
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I'm not so sure about that. Even if he did find people willing to help him out he would just order them around as if they were paid employees like he did with THE_SPOTLIGHT all those years ago. Eventually they'd get frustrated and quit on him.
The only times he ever got things done were when he was working by himself, with his family or when people were manipulating him.
 
Benny Liggins said:
I'm not so sure about that. Even if he did find people willing to help him out he would just order them around as if they were paid employees like he did with THE_SPOTLIGHT all those years ago. Eventually they'd get frustrated and quit on him.
The only times he ever got things done were when he was working by himself, with his family or when people were manipulating him.
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Oh, for sure that's exactly what would happen. It's just typical Cracker to say that he doesn't have money/labor/equipment, when the real hangup is that he's impossible to work with and doesn't listen to anyone but the voices in his head.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Oh, for sure that's exactly what would happen. It's just typical Cracker to say that he doesn't have money/labor/equipment, when the real hangup is that he's impossible to work with and doesn't listen to anyone but the voices in his head.
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Of course. Once he tried to get involved with a separate fan-made Zelda film project and when the people co-ordinating it stated they didn't want him to join and (politely) told him to go away over and over, he promptly decided he would post his entire TLOC script on the thread to try and change their mind. Absolutely staggering.

Anyway, it seems unfair to poison people with Cracker's presence. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if working with Cracker would actually prevent them from participating in any more fan-made projects ever again.
 
Here's what Joe's been up to lately:

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Don't worry, Joe! The Unknown Creature will have free digital versions FOREVER! Trust us on that. :lol::reality:
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So, apparently Joe had some kind of mega-plague that prevented him from shipping DVDs due to possible contamination of the mail. How thoughtful of him to spare the unknowing population.
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CRISIS AVERTED! We know return to your regularly schedule crackasizing.

And NO Joe Cracker update would be complete without a closing theme song of "Give Me Money":
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Hopping on the hipster welfare train is probably his most sensible idea yet, but it won't amount to much, if any money because he's not a tranny woman of color fighting the patriarchy.
 
autism420 said:
Damn it's almost like he's retarded or something
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Dude, they all are.

Dang it's clearly been awhile since I've set eyes on this page. I thought the owners of this site where done with their obsession with Christian Chandler. Now I look in the background and it's Sonichu as far as the eye see.

I can tell you straight off the CEOs of Goldman Sachs and AIG got way more welfare then I'll ever get. The thing is Kickstarter, Patreon, Bitcoin, that ain't welfare. What is welfare is SSI and Medicad and all that does is keep you sane. It's like snorting crack, you good for a while and then you need another fix. I just don't understand some of you, saying that nobody isn't gonna me or anyone any money is like saying the World will never end. I know it will end, Astoroid, viral outbreak like that Zika out there, Nuclear war, Zombie Apocalypse, Skynet, or the coming of the anti-christ. HashOcean is looking good from but if only it had water I could swim in it. And Bear, you and I are suppose to be working on a script togethor. It doesn't take a year and a half to write 10 pages so I can write the next 10. Cause face it if you where the one trying to get a small enterprise off the ground, you would do what Brian Boitano would do Just keep going.
 
Hey, you keep my Waifu Christine out of this!

I fear the end times. are near, did you see the singularity happen on that Microsoft funded Twitter AI? they had to shut it down because it immediately began spouting Neo nazi ideals within just 24 hours of talking to people with similar opinions. The cyber wars are coming my friend, and Zika's already up the west coast. DOn't forget the Ebola cover ups. Please impart your wisdom on how to survive the coming cyber wars of the future.
 
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