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Who cares? I don't read, I just copy it.
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Could you please post the warning or are you trying to make it into a selling point?
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Do what this nerd says.
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That is the most autistic thing I've ever read.
Go film unknown creature 2 or whatever just film something. No, anti-piracy warnings don't count.
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At this point, he's officially put way more work into his anti piracy efforts than he has into actually making anything. Unknown Creature 2 hasn't had a single scene shot yet.
That being said, not actually making anything is, indeed, the only foolproof form of copy protection... In the same way that abstinence is the only truly safe sex.
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No, it won't scare anyone. Your claims are baseless, much like the orders you gave out as the Cheif [sic] of the online forum police. You have no authority, and thus your orders are meaningless. You take yourself far too seriously, and few if any others take you seriously at all.
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So why would you buy it instead of pirating it, when the pirates would presumably edit out this "horrifying" anti piracy ad. This is like the always online DRM version of movies.
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Criticize me all you want. A Delayed but well thought out movie is always remembered
A bad movie is a bad movie forever.
DrChristianTroy
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1- You made two different points. Gigli is bad but it's also remembered.
2- Posting on here isn't making Unknown Creature 2. Go do that.
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It took you two weeks to come up with that response? Not exactly an argument for taking your time to do it right.
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I was writing the script for two weeks, cause I don't have time for arguments. Plus you and I are co-writing a script and I haven't gotten any updates on it. Still waiting take your time.
If Unknown Creature was bad as Gigli then those who saw it would have never spoken about it again. Plus George Lucas made a great movie seen by many they made 5 sequels and another is coming out in December now I happen to make a great movie that wasn't seen by that many people. Changes where made to the first three that fans didn't like but I made changes to mind for the 10th Anniversary I only sold one Blu-Ray then there's the one sent to the gofundme donor. I'm on vacation so see you later playas.
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1- People still talk about Gigli because it's bad. Has it occurred to you that's why they talk about Unknown Creature? It's infamy and even then Unknown Creature isn't at that level.
2- Instead of going on vacation work on your movie.
3- You are way too white to say "playa."
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1- No one is asking for Gigli 2
2- I have a girlfriend and she insisted on taking me to Myrtle Beach. I brought the script with me so I can write a bit at night.
3- I started calling people playas back on IGN because it's a gaming forum I continued using because when you think about we all play the real game of life, and life is hard, you can't ajust the difficulty, there are no re-starts and no reset button and when the game is over you can't turn it back on.
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1- I'd watch the fuck outta Gigli 2. Did the kid stay at the Baywatch? How did Affleck's character deal with receding hairline? Will the law ever catch up with Affleck for essentially kidnapping a retarded kid?
Side Note- Gigli is bad but I'll say, not the worst thing ever. I'd watch it over the Friedberg/Seltzer parodies. If anything Gigli's badness is overblown. At least compared to other awful movies.
2- That doesn't change the fact that you are way too white to say playa.
Side Note- Gigli is bad but I'll say, not the worst thing ever. I'd watch it over the Friedberg/Seltzer parodies. If anything Gigli's badness is overblown. At least compared to other awful movies.
2- That doesn't change the fact that you are way too white to say playa.
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Joe, Troy hit the nail on the head here. People like your movie because it's bad. Lol it barely even makes sense sometimes. You heard the radio say there were noises and then decided to make your documentary about a 5 second segment on the radio talking about noises.
You're not going to be able to plan and putz around until you produce star wars. Just go out and make a movie, if it's bad people will like it and you got to make a movie. You don't need 4k cameras and stuff just move forward.
When working on a project planning is great and all but there is the opposite effect where excessive planning gets a project stuck in a quagmire. Lots of successful projects were actually skunkworks efforts made by a single person involved in a larger similar project that was stalling out.
I'll counter your well planned star wars with a well planned heavens gate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(film)
This movie was so bad and expensive that since then directors are rarely given free reign to do as they wish in the name of art and are more beholden to the producers and other stakeholders. Their objections are always silenced with "well.. heavens gate".
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Excellent point. Best example I can think of is Sean S. Cunningham's Friday the 13th. He did that as work for hire after he did the movie he thought would get big, Here Come The Tigers. Instead of waiting for his future flop to be a hit he kept pushing and it was the movie he did on a lark that made it big.
Not every movie is Star Wars nor should they be.
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Mine is different because it was told from the point of view of a survivor, which for this genre is rare. The 10th Anniversary cut is a bit better you just gotta see it.
I mentioned Star Wars and Gigli to make a point about the planning and execution of a film, not to talk about other films like Heavens Gate. Unknown Creature is a found footage film so that's the focus. The most recent one The Gallows was made for 100K and made $30m+. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_GallowsJoe, Troy hit the nail on the head here. People like your movie because it's bad. Lol it barely even makes sense sometimes. You heard the radio say there were noises and then decided to make your documentary about a 5 second segment on the radio talking about noises.
You're not going to be able to plan and putz around until you produce star wars. Just go out and make a movie, if it's bad people will like it and you got to make a movie. You don't need 4k cameras and stuff just move forward.
When working on a project planning is great and all but there is the opposite effect where excessive planning gets a project stuck in a quagmire. Lots of successful projects were actually skunkworks efforts made by a single person involved in a larger similar project that was stalling out.
I'll counter your well planned star wars with a well planned heavens gate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(film)
This movie was so bad and expensive that since then directors are rarely given free reign to do as they wish in the name of art and are more beholden to the producers and other stakeholders. Their objections are always silenced with "well.. heavens gate".
Mine is different because it was told from the point of view of a survivor, which for this genre is rare. The 10th Anniversary cut is a bit better you just gotta see it.
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@Joe_Cracker you've been talking about this fucking movie for 2 fucking years why haven't you killed yourself yet