🪦 Deceased Joe Winko - THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima

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Managed to get them under 200MB each with not too much loss, IMO.

"There will never be another Chris Chan"
"There will never be another KingCobraJFS"
I mean,is there going to be another person who prepares a Sims themed suicide with special guests stars including but not limited to
  1. A framed photo of Ronnie McNutt
  2. A Sonichu Medallion
  3. The Green Power Ranger
  4. An AI generated interpretation of his Ghost Boyfriend from Bangladesh
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There will Never EVER be another Joe Winko. There is only one Joe Winko and there will always be just one.
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It should be happening faster to more deserving people ,but it shouldn't have happened to Cobes and Joe. They deserved to live long happy lives.
They deserved better than this.
Though we all knew it as coming. They weren't winning "Mister Healthy" anytime soon. I just wish it came a little later. Like a LOT later...
I'm not glorifying what he did because I hate wasted talent and potential. But he made a decision, researched it and committed to the choice. He died the way he wanted. Very few of us get that luxury.

He was suffering, and now he isn't.
 
A "song" was uploaded into his youtube channel, for some reason it actually captures the sadness of the whole situation. Sometimes you gotta have remorse for some people.

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Heres the local archive:
 
Jesus christ, 3 deaths at once on the happenings list. Never thought I'd see the day. I knew of Cobes and Aki, but never this guy. He seems really mentally unstable. Someone should have done something about it, but I guess it is what it is. Really gruesome way to go though. If the lolcow rapture really is happening why can't we get some rapists or pedo/zoophiles already? I guess Aki counts though, he did basically kill someone.
 
Managed to get them under 200MB each with not too much loss, IMO.

Jesus fucking christ. Out of anyone to kill themselves in such a way, had to be this dude. Decided to read the OP on him, he didn't seem like the type to just do this shit. And he died so young, too.

Genuinely put me in a bad mood. RIP Joe. Brother will be missed by the kiwis who lurked this thread at the very least.
 
I just clicked on this thread earlier today before it was marked inactive to introduce myself to another funny weirdo only to see that he offed himself horribly.
The lolcow space has been depressing as fuck the last few weeks damn. They are dropping like flies and it is mostly just the harmless wacky eccentrics outside of that Aki guy.
At this rate i feel like I am gonna wake to the news that a satellite crashed into Tony Chase's house or some shit tomorrow.
 
Something is culling our herd of cows thin this year. :( Wish we'd lost some less likeable ones instead of Cobes and Joe.
 
At this rate i feel like I am gonna wake to the news that a satellite crashed into Tony Chase's house or some shit tomorrow.
Okay but you gotta admit out of all the ways for Tony to go that would be the absolute fucking funniest way imaginable.
 
Paige Roeske (20-year-old woman who killed herself with sodium nitrite, Winko refers to her as a Sister In Heaven)
Nevermind, this probably answers what the powder he mixed with water in the cup was, apparently it can [in large quantities] cause hemoglobin to convert to methemoglobin, which does not transport oxygen effectively. Seems as though it'd be similar to cyanide poisoning in mechanism of action. Causes 'Methemoglobinemia', which basically means your blood can no longer carry oxygen and as such you asphyxiate internally despite your lungs being [functionally] fine. I'd wager what he was vomiting probably wasn't blood, but the wine he'd been drinking to get himself to go through with it. Apparently a bunch of families of suicide decedents want it "strictly regulated" due to this even though it's just curing salt, used to make beef jerky and the like.

Hopefully he wasn't still conscious for most of that, I would think that he wasn't. The body continues to try and breathe for a very long time even after the rest of the brain dies, it's part of the hindbrain so it's one of the last reflexes to go. This does not necessarily mean he was conscious the entire time he was still 'breathing' [probably agonal breathing if I had to guess], the hindbrain will try to keep kicking long after the lights went out in the rest of you.
 
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I admit, much like Cobes, I was unfamiliar with Joe's history before finding out about this thread; I don't tend to keep up with many cows outside of a scant few, so I admit that this guy's death was the first I heard of him. Damn shame from what I've read; this guy seemed like another one of the harmless ones that no one here really disliked, meanwhile we still got groomers and similar all running around freely. Hell of a time.

The fact that there's so many people showing support for him here says a lot, honestly.
 
The lolcow reaper is in training, building his strength to haul Boogie's fat soul to hell.
The saddest fact of this year aside the likeable cows dying is knowing that Boogie had a big win as destiny, mutahar and metokur all imploded while also having keem grabbed by the balls knowing the show dies without him, quite sad indeed.

But lets be all positive pollys that soon the fat bastard will bite the dust.
 
I'd wager what he was vomiting probably wasn't blood, but the wine he'd been drinking to get himself to go through with it.
I watched up until the vomiting and I'm 90% sure it was wine not blood just based on color.
 
Didn't watch all of it but I think he was dead dead by the 35-36 min mark, he was convulsing in a very repetitive pattern that shows signs of last nerve firings to me, breathing takes a while to stop, your brain is usually very dead before your breathing stops.
Could be wrong, I'll finish and edit if I think there's a different moment.
I think the black stuff he vomited was partly wine, partly blood. He was definitely foaming near 32-34 min. He seemed to lose any semblence of consciousness about 20ish minutes in, he was staring but it seems very, very blank, like he's hallucinating. While he was certainly awake for a lot of this, I don't think he was "there". So to say.

Exit: 38 looks like death rattle, but again, could be wrong.

His skin color changing is weirdly interesting to watch between 40 and 41 min. Someone please correct me, is this the capillaries bursting? Or just leaking? I'm not as knowledgable past the twitching and breathing.
Edit: I will add that there are several "false" deaths as it works, his breathing gets so shallow you can't see it, then he gasps for air. When the repeated movements happen, if he was aware of this throughout, it stopped about after 5 minutes with the repitition, but I'd say it ended before that if I had to guess.

Edit 3: his skin gets reaaally dark near 45 min, still "breathing" but it's very slow, almost like it stops a couple times as the lungs inflate. It's weird to watch. He hasn't shit his pants yet so his body is still somewhat alive.

47 min his skin gets a certain color that makes me think his heart is still beating, but barely.
I also want to add death rattles can take a long time to stop. Took about a full day for someone I knew when it started. The body tries extremely hard to hold on. Granted he was hooked to machines but still.

50 min, breathing is almost imperceptable but there. It's very hard to notice between how shallow and long it's taking, about 30 seconds between inhale and exhale.

Livermortis is when blood pools to the bottom so that's not what it is but it looks like his blood stopped circulating. The color changes stopped and look almost bruised at 55.

He officially looks dead by 54 minutes.
 
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Why ya'll gotta kill these cows mang? Fucking slaughterhouse around des parts! Biches be dropping like flies!
 
This thread has been extremely disturbing, depressing, and has messed up my night at work but for some reason I can't stop reading.
 
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