🪦 Deceased Joe Winko - THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima

[Crypt Kicker]

This thread has been extremely disturbing, depressing, and has messed up my night at work but for some reason I can't stop reading.

I hear you, never heard of Joe Winko before tonight but coming across this thread post mortem is like stumbling upon the final act of a great play that will never be in production again. If I'd heard of Joe Winko a week ago I'd have probably dismissed him as an attention seeking faggot like I do with most cows and moved on but after watching that video, and his dedication to the "bit" for lack of a better term, I feel like I missed out on so much weird entertainment.

I hardly knew ye Joe Winko, but fly high.

 

[dont step on snack]

Rip. Another one gone.

You can take a gun to your head and you might not die. You just live with half a face and jelly brains. Hanging takes multiple minutes in pain and fear without snapping the neck. This method is advertised as the "right one".

That's why you should always overkill yourself with a gun. My best guess would be a double barrel 12 gauge shotgun with slugs.

 

[iamaretard123]

Not gonna lie, i need to give him props on how he set it up, it was like watching an art piece, with the most depressing message ever, he planned all of this for years and hes still gonna upload more stuff on this coming days.

It all reminds me that, you shouldnt kill yourself, theres a reason why friends exists, you could easily feel bad someday, but you have friends you can talk to that can help you, damn i wished i could've talked to him earlier. Sending all prayers to him and his family.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Abosuluteley Halal Joe,this is better than anything I could've hoped for. Anyways,here's an Ed Wood Inspired poster parody I made for you


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Someone really needs to remake this poster.

 

[dick brain]

I just want to take a moment to say never kill yourself my friends. Life can be tough and retarded but unless you are some terminally ill vegetable it is never over. Life is full of ups and downs.

Good advice, but

Suicide is also selfish and inconsiderate towards your loved ones.

if you want someone else to go on suffering indefinitely just so you don't have to feel bad, you're the selfish one. A man's life is his own.

 

[SofondaCox]

Other than the bloody vomit like 30 minutes in you're right

Some poor fuck will have to do a timeline post describing the video for those who cannot or will not be able to watch. Don't think I'd even be able to read it

Why is it always the ones who are weirdos but otherwise wholesome?

Because narcissists and sadists rarely commit suicide

I predict a mass die off is occurring, the lolcows and normies are going to pass away rapidly now and we will see people drop like never before. Whoever is last, turn out the lights.

You. You watch that whole video. Don't look away. And then think of your family and the people who care about you before ever ever bringing suicide up again. You better be getting your shit together, Sir. The lights are staying on for the foreseeable future. Act accordingly.

He was in pain, now he isn't bullshit

Also if you kill yourself you go to Hell

You don't know that. You don't remotely know that. What we know is nobody comes back. That's it. Anyone who thinks the peace of oblivion awaits us is coping. Anybody who thinks all the "bad" people will roast in some cosmically just hell are coping. We don't even know where the seat of consciousness is in the body.

That medallion has to be cursed I am fully convinced of it at this point.

Never had any faith or superstition but I wouldn't put it on. Why, to prove something? Nah, I'm good. Wouldn't even have it in my home.

The catholic doctrine on suicide is that taking your own life is bad bc it repudiates god's gift of life, rejects the value of life and hurts others. Suicide for a good reason - like killing yourself before you can be tortured for your secrets, or to solve a trolley problem - not a mortal sin. Similarly, if someone is mentally ill they lack the intent to reject god. Which you would expect - any religion that venerated suicide would turn into a psychotic death cult, like ww2-era imperial japan or the mohammedan's religion.

I'd love to see the doctrine that backs this up. Catholicism let's you catch the bus if death is certain or necessary? I wonder if the Jews have a failsafe too.

Collected quite a few Muslim apostates over the years, they've all said the same thing when I've asked about the suicide thing. Seems there was a way to get fasttracked to their heaven, but it happened already and the opportunity is gone. Now you have to perform a big list of shit to get there, unless....

They kill themselves from guilt and remorse about their sins against god, in the hopes that it will see their sacrifice, and know that in their hearts they had remorse and sorrow. So very sad and strange. I try not remember that a death cult vastly outnumbers us all, and continues to grow with leaps and bounds.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I mean commiting suicide just because you want a get out of jail free card is something that would Piss God off,just in general really. God didn't make you just to kill yourself, especially if you're fabulously rich.
I wish for confirmation that Joe Winko is in heaven right now.

Oh I completely agree, it just suddenly didn't matter if the person was doing it for paradise or because they were dying, it was bad no matter what after.

 

[Small Hat Linux]

What a fucked up way to go. The fact that he planned this all months in advance is very morbid too. What a waste of talent.

Looking at the recent events, it seems like there is some sort of mental health crisis, or maybe it has always been like that. Some people drink themselves to death, some shoot up schools and some go out like this, all due to either the incompetence of psychologists/psychiatrists, the complexity of the human mind, or just plain old negligence. Joe lamented about his life and not being able to get the help he needed in his shorts.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I hear you, never heard of Joe Winko before tonight but coming across this thread post mortem is like stumbling upon the final act of a great play that will never be in production again. If I'd heard of Joe Winko a week ago I'd have probably dismissed him as an attention seeking faggot like I do with most cows and moved on but after watching that video, and his dedication to the "bit" for lack of a better term, I feel like I missed out on so much weird entertainment.

I hardly knew ye Joe Winko, but fly high.

Pretty much the same.

And all the planning, posting everywhere for weeks, the shit set up to come out after the fact. The dude put a crazy amount of work into something so horrific.

Honestly it reminds me of those old loony tune bits where the character blows themselves up on stage and the audience screams for an encore but their ghost laments that they could only do that once.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

That's not true. The final stage of being evil is suicide. It's the will to self-negation, and despair itself is a sin because it's a lack of trust in God.


Mental illness is often a manifestation and consequence of evil. I'm not saying it is in all cases, but there's a justifying and enabling tendency we have to watch out for with this stuff. Everybody wants to have the sympathetic answer, but that's not the same as the empathetic answer. Empathy is knowing what's actually going on.

God isn't even proven to exist, severe depression is. It LITERALLY rewires the brain like schizophrenia does. It used to even be called depressive schizophrenia BECAUSE you hear voices, they just sound like yours but aren't. They're intrusive that you have no control over.
You can pray to god all day but I have never seen that work for a depressed person. They either need medication or therapy, untreated they will kill themself, every time.

You are essentially saying "oh shit you had a limb ripped off? Don't go to the doc, pray you'll get better and you'll have a new arm!"

It isn't the same as situational depression, where it's caused by something specific like family dying. It's chronic, which means 6 months constantly with no let up. He said he felt alone all his life, that is a very common symptom. You can be in a room full of family and friends and feel alone. You can be in a crowd and have no natural connection, it's like being surrounded by animatronics.
Shit like this is why nobody tells you when they're depressed. It's why this exact situation happens, they don't feel safe telling you, they bottle it until they can't take it, and then pull the plug.

 

[2F5L5XG]

You know now that i have ruminated on it a bit, while incredibly sad and disturbing there is something kind of badass about him sticking to his insane The Sims bit even with the end of his suicide video. I will never be that committed to anything.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Some poor fuck will have to do a timeline post describing the video for those who cannot or will not be able to watch. Don't think I'd even be able to read it

Post in thread 'Joe Winko' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/joe-winko.88416/post-22362262

Very end had the funny sims pop up.

 

[Radical Forum User 2000]

I hate this is how I find out about the guy.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

https://archive.org/details/2013-0012-joe-winko/

Here are some funnies to remember him by

 

[California Newt]

You don't know that. You don't remotely know that. What we know is nobody comes back. That's it. Anyone who thinks the peace of oblivion awaits us is coping. Anybody who thinks all the "bad" people will roast in some cosmically just hell are coping. We don't even know where the seat of consciousness is in the body.

God isn't even proven to exist

A whole lot of "I haven't checked, therefore nobody knows" going on here.

Take the necessity of a hard creator-creation distinction for epistemology (pdf attached), filter historical religions through that, then you'll get your answer. If you want my opinion on which one, it's all over my profile page—but the point is not to assume that nobody knows just because you haven't looked.

Obviously, we can still hold out hope for anyone no matter how they die.

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It LITERALLY rewires the brain like schizophrenia does. It used to even be called depressive schizophrenia BECAUSE you hear voices, they just sound like yours but aren't. They're intrusive that you have no control over.
You can pray to god all day but I have never seen that work for a depressed person. They either need medication or therapy, untreated they will kill themself, every time.

You are essentially saying "oh shit you had a limb ripped off? Don't go to the doc, pray you'll get better and you'll have a new arm!"

It isn't the same as situational depression, where it's caused by something specific like family dying. It's chronic, which means 6 months constantly with no let up. He said he felt alone all his life, that is a very common symptom. You can be in a room full of family and friends and feel alone. You can be in a crowd and have no natural connection, it's like being surrounded by animatronics.
Shit like this is why nobody tells you when they're depressed. It's why this exact situation happens, they don't feel safe telling you, they bottle it until they can't take it, and then pull the plug.

Again, my statement wasn't meant for Joe Winko. I'm just making the simple point that people can be sick in the head and evil too, and the two are often related. I said earlier that this doesn't apply to all of them, but look at StinkDitch or Animal Control.

 

[i440BX]

After reading his OP rewrite done by @Osama Bin Laden, I feel like shedding a tear. He was a funny and innocent guy, even if he has some defects.
He didn't deserve to die at such a young age.

 

[Retink Retunk]

https://archive.org/details/2013-0012-joe-winko/

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What weirds me out about this one is he was basically a pet cow of yours so there were very few people who cared about him, but he seemed pretty happy doing his thing. Never expected him to be the kind to off himself, but I suppose that's the thing, the ones who do it usually hide it until it happens.

 

[The handsome tard]

What the fuck is with this year? Jesus.

Lolcows dropping

Internet growing more censored

This has been a cursed year for the online space.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Yes, I am seeing the same.

Spoiler: TMI

I'll probably do it soon myself.

I have been repeatedly gutted this August. The worst things keep happening to me.

I have been wondering if it is all some sort of nightmare. If there is some kind of entity that wants me dead and it is inflicting psychological torture on me until I give up. Some kind of Goldberg machine where the tiniest speck of dust initiated an irreversible process that will end up with my annihilation. The events have been so unlikely and so personally devastating and riddled with synchronicities and seemingly coordinated to maximize my pain, that I find it hard not to perceive some sort of design. All of them were easily avoidable, but all of them happened. I keep thinking about how just 1% of luck would have prevented all of them. How none of them were apparently the lowest energy configuration, as if even thermodynamics were bended to fuck up with me.

Even LLMs, out of the blue, are recommending me to kill myself. It is like a conspiracy against my life.

I cannot help but wonder if these people were experiencing the same. If there is truly something wrong that only some can detect or if there is some kind of weapon being used against defective people like myself.

I'm not religious, nor superstitious, nor I characterize myself, I think, for being highly irrational in my beliefs. I'm not some Reddit/IFLS atheist. I have a career in science and research, real/hard science, not social/trans "science". It is extremely uncharacteristic for me to have thoughts of this nature.

I guess the Solomonoff prior is indeed malign. I have a sense of impending doom, and I don't seem to be the only one. Who knows.

Meds. Now. No one should be contemplating suicide because lolcows/celebs are dying, the fact that you say you're wondering about entities congregating to bring about your demise is the kinda shit you need to talk to a friend/family member about so they can either help you or 5150 your ass before you do something dumb that you can't undo.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Yes, I am seeing the same.

Spoiler: TMI

I'll probably do it soon myself.

I have been repeatedly gutted this August. The worst things keep happening to me.

I have been wondering if it is all some sort of nightmare. If there is some kind of entity that wants me dead and it is inflicting psychological torture on me until I give up. Some kind of Goldberg machine where the tiniest speck of dust initiated an irreversible process that will end up with my annihilation. The events have been so unlikely and so personally devastating and riddled with synchronicities and seemingly coordinated to maximize my pain, that I find it hard not to perceive some sort of design. All of them were easily avoidable, but all of them happened. I keep thinking about how just 1% of luck would have prevented all of them. How none of them were apparently the lowest energy configuration, as if even thermodynamics were bended to fuck up with me.

Even LLMs, out of the blue, are recommending me to kill myself. It is like a conspiracy against my life.

I cannot help but wonder if these people were experiencing the same. If there is truly something wrong that only some can detect or if there is some kind of weapon being used against defective people like myself.

I'm not religious, nor superstitious, nor I characterize myself, I think, for being highly irrational in my beliefs. I'm not some Reddit/IFLS atheist. I have a career in science and research, real/hard science, not social/trans "science". It is extremely uncharacteristic for me to have thoughts of this nature.

I guess the Solomonoff prior is indeed malign. I have a sense of impending doom, and I don't seem to be the only one. Who knows.

I'm not even a big religious person but I think it is demonic possession and you should seek Christ for strength, genuinely.