🪦 Deceased Joe Winko - THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima

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Trannies: “Kiwi Farms is evil and tries to cause suicides!!!!”

The reality:

*lolcow commits sudoku*

Kiwi Farms: “This is super sad and horrible, we will miss you and all the lols you have given us, rest in peace king.”
 
Throwaway Email Enjoyer said:
Man if he researched suicide for a while, why choose this way to go. Christ.
I'm with other kiwis on this one, I'd rather see someone blow his head open. No amount of wine could make made his crossing less unpleasant.
Shit get an exit bag or something or hang yourself if you don't want to make a mess. Charge up a microwave capacitor, idk.

That sucked to watch and I don't even know the guy.
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Words under a spoiler discussing this but spoilered out of respect for those who don't want to see it

When you research methods, places like SanctionedSuicide talk about this being the "best" method for a "quick, painless death" but the obstscle is in procuring the necessary chemicals because if anyone suspects anything, it wont be sold.

I would guess he didn't use the suggested method's known best procedure as I havent heard of anyone trying to double up on both inhalation and consuming it. Ive mainly only heard of it being consumed and the consumption is enough to do it within an hour. I don't know about the inhalation bit, that's usually reserved for gassing yourself which can look pretty gruesome at the end.

As someone who's researched and been around the discussions, I can confidently say this guy really, really wanted to die. And he really, really wanted to make sure it worked.
 
Currently having a weird ass vibe right now seeing a third og funny lolcow I love die in one month and out of all the people I know only one other is reacting in shock while the rest are fixated on watching Jojo in cytube.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Is August cursed or something?
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I’ve had a theory for a while that August is the worst month of the year. The long hot days fuck with the minds of people over the course of the whole Summer and those that can’t mentally or physically last either die of natural causes, commit suicide, or do something that ruins their lives.

Btw… Personally, I’ve had multiple close people in my life die in August and one of my favorite comedians, Trevor Moore. It truly is the most cursed time of year.
 
Throwaway Email Enjoyer said:
Man if he researched suicide for a while, why choose this way to go. Christ.
I'm with other kiwis on this one, I'd rather see someone blow his head open. No amount of wine could make made his crossing less unpleasant.
Shit get an exit bag or something or hang yourself if you don't want to make a mess. Charge up a microwave capacitor, idk.

That sucked to watch and I don't even know the guy.
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Totallyunknown said:
Words under a spoiler discussing this but spoilered out of respect for those who don't want to see it

When you research methods, places like SanctionedSuicide talk about this being the "best" method for a "quick, painless death" but the obstscle is in procuring the necessary chemicals because if anyone suspects anything, it wont be sold.

I would guess he didn't use the suggested method's known best procedure as I havent heard of anyone trying to double up on both inhalation and consuming it. Ive mainly only heard of it being consumed and the consumption is enough to do it within an hour. I don't know about the inhalation bit, that's usually reserved for gassing yourself which can look pretty gruesome at the end.

As someone who's researched and been around the discussions, I can confidently say this guy really, really wanted to die. And he really, really wanted to make sure it worked.
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I don't understand why any research is required. Just walk down to your local skid row and score some fentanyl, smoke it if you don't know how to shoot up, done. Instant if you don't have a tolerance and painless. I'm not condoning it by any means but in this day and age suicide isn't exactly complicated.
 
The Sims death orchestra sting sound effect at 1:40:00 accompanying this scared the shit out of me

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Do yourself a favor and don’t watch the video. Whatever method he chose was a slow and painful one. Towards the end he seemed to be trying to fight his way out of it and stand up. But he kept collapsing and puking up blood. Suicide is evil man. Try to die with loved ones by your side people.
 
AnimeAvatard said:
Trannies: “Kiwi Farms is evil and tries to cause suicides!!!!”

The reality:

*lolcow commits sudoku*

Kiwi Farms: “This is super sad and horrible, we will miss you and all the lols you have given us, rest in peace king.”
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Honestly, it depends on the person. For example, not many KF users felt sad when Music Biz Marty died. On the other hand, the eccentrics that did their own thing but had bad habits, mental health issues or were depressed tend to get sympathy here when they pass.
 
I only followed this thread casually but from my first time reading the OP I thought Joe was not only hilarious but a likable person and someone who seemed kind and it's so fucked up and sad he died like this. I refuse to watch that video. Rest in peace.
 
ghastlyretard said:
I'm kind of curious about it myself, but I don't think it would be hard. Set OBS on a timer, have it throw up the Sims obit and cut the feed at the end. Have it save the recorded file to a folder and use the GDrive app to sync to his drive account. Same deal with the photos - get a snap shot from the cams. I'm curious about the set up a little bit. Was it an RTSP cam and he used that? Be able to just grab a jpeg from the stream and save it into the sync folder.
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
Well, technically, it could all be done by automated processes he put in place before his death. With enough effort and talent, it is possible to automate nearly anything these days. It is possible to make it appear that a person is doing things when it is in fact just extremely advanced automation. It would appear to be almost indistinguishable for at least a little while.
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You are both correct. It appears he setup his cams to take a picture and upload it every 6 hours based on the filenames of his "Decomposing" folder.

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Though they appear to have stopped just before midnight yesterday.
 
The fuck? I think I posted here one or twice and he responded, it seemed like he was ok with his lot in life but what the hell?
 
Wax said:
You are both correct. It appears he setup his cams to take a picture and upload it every 6 hours based on the filenames of his "Decomposing" folder.

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Though they appear to have stopped just before midnight yesterday.
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Maybe it couldn't be scheduled to last longer or the account ran into Google Drive storage issues?
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Used to work in a hospice. That wasn't painless. It wasn't a year's long battle with cancer, but he felt that even after getting drunk and huffing whatever that was. You could even see him struggling and shit but he was too far gone to do anything about it by then.
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Yeah, that's the only part that seems to have really sucked, the whole "Oh god, oh fuck, I'm dying" alarm bells going off in the limbic brain and body; but the cognizant and rational brain not being able to control or register anything in that state. My only hope in that, is that while the slow internal shutdown happened, that he was truly unconscious; because if he were conscious, straight up feeling himself, experiencing himself die; then yeah. Pretty terrible way to go. I've seen the latter, where they are still conscious; those are pretty awful ways to go.


Vinluv Handesbukia said:
It is what it is toobz. He wouldn't want us to feel sad anyways.
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It's less so about him, and more so about you man. Watching a person die in front of you, it fucks with you subconsciously, even if you weren't directly involved or physically present. You are now going to shoulder survivor's guilt at best, and at worst, executioner's guilt because there may be a part of you that feels like you're responsible for this. If you need help with either, let me know, because I'm someone who has heaps of both and manages them relatively well.
 
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