Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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wagglyplacebo said:
It's hilariously autistic.
http://joeypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Luke_Skywalker
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I don't think any words are needed here.
 
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D4C said:
I don't know what's more confusing. The fact there's a rule against Sexual Posts (because everyone's gonna flood the fucking obese dude with the food's fanpage with titties) or the fact that A JOEYPEDIA EXISTS.
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The site is here (archive) and it doesn't look like there's much to it.
However, there is a page for his 'catchphrase.
EDIT: Darn. Got partially ninja'd. :(
 
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Super Collie said:
Honestly the funniest thing to me on this page is that they equate Randy Newman with the songs he wrote for Toy Story instead of his existing repertoire of music from the 70's and 80's. Really kind of puts into perspective the type of autist who'd put a page like this together.
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To be fair, I'm sure the overwhelming majority of people who follow Joey are teenagers and in their early 20s so most of them were only introduced to his music from Toy Story. I really doubt very many people in their 30s and older would find humor in an obnoxious butter golem stuffing his fat face three times a week with garbage.
 
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Does anyone know why he always says "I'm beeeyaaaak"?? I tried to go back in his vids and I couldn't find anywhere that he took a break.
 
Morimba said:
Does anyone know why he always says "I'm beeeyaaaak"?? I tried to go back in his vids and I couldn't find anywhere that he took a break.
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Probably because he's got way too high an opinion of himself and he knows his real fans would find it cute and funny. I'll give it to him he knows his target fans well, dumb as bricks with zero taste on anything even more so food.
 
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I chuckle he seems a bit upset and cringes when he says "multigrain" Other key points to prove he's got no taste buds and just feeds an addiction mayo doesn't have enough fat for him. JFC. He makes two nice points, of it's not super healthy, and a balsamic reduction would suit it and be healthier. This is the first taste his "chef's hat" has been on also his experience in a caterer comes in, as he points out Wendy's is a burger joint, that's a tall order slapping honey mustard on it makes more sense from that perspective. Out of all things he wants more greens to be fair there are like 3 leafs on his sandwich. He gives the sandwich a very high rating to my shock.

Over all this is a fun one because you see there's still a light on upstairs. In some ways that's refreshing.
 
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Bassomatic said:

I chuckle he seems a bit upset and cringes when he says "multigrain" Other key points to prove he's got no taste buds and just feeds an addiction mayo doesn't have enough fat for him. JFC. He makes two nice points, of it's not super healthy, and a balsamic reduction would suit it and be healthier. This is the first taste his "chef's hat" has been on also his experience in a caterer comes in, as he points out Wendy's is a burger joint, that's a tall order slapping honey mustard on it makes more sense from that perspective. Out of all things he wants more greens to be fair there are like 3 leafs on his sandwich. He gives the sandwich a very high rating to my shock.

Over all this is a fun one because you see there's still a light on upstairs. In some ways that's refreshing.
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I sincerely enjoyed when he started talking seriously about what he was eating for a change instead of just shrieking and flailing around like a sped. Reviewbrah does it best imo, but if this guy refined his act a bit and toned down the tard aspect of it, there could be something there.
 
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