Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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The noises Joey makes in a casual second is enough to forfeit his Halloween celebration.

It's just beyond the known scope of excess at that point forward.
 

Who else bets there wasn't much "Sharing" done. Joey does hit me with a smile "this would be good to sneak in the movies" Not sure why he feels the need to point out KFC is Kentucky Fried chicken at least 5 times.
 
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Bassomatic said:

Who else bets there wasn't much "Sharing" done. Joey does hit me with a smile "this would be good to sneak in the movies" Not sure why he feels the need to point out KFC is Kentucky Fried chicken at least 5 times.
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It's a good snackaroo for the kids!
 
I lost it when he said his mashup is good to give elderly people. What the fuck, Joey?
 
He literally screams his intro this time.


Joey claims this is a review with someone, but it's just a 2+ minute channel plug.

Incredible YT comment, I pray was not serious :
Marinara Sauce In This Mutha50 minutes ago
Darkness. Darkness is all that exists in a world without Joey. It creeps in from all corners of the world, converging into a single sheet of foul energy that soffocates me as I peer desperately into the void for any sign of our Magnificent Joey. "Fear not, my child", whispers a voice in my ear. I turn around to find Joey's beautiful, gleaming eyes gazing into my own. Overwhelmed by the Joy of being so close to Joey, I wake from my dream, and my joyous expression slowly turns into one of bewilderment. Realizing that this was all just a dream, I slowly curl myself into a tight ball, for the icy chill is too frigid when Joey isn't there by my side. I slowly close my eyes and begin to weep, hoping that my next dream will bring me just a little bit closer to Magnificent Joey.
 
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He can't be bothered to manage tons of his trademark wowowoowoowowowwos and doesn't even scream or drag his intro out. In a way it's both a blessing but incredibly depressing.

In my area we do not have jack in the box chain, is it normal to address it as "jack" like it's a single person? He seems to very much enjoy it rating 9.5/10 but points out a sandwich marketed as spicy and sold to that market it's barely noticeable heat.
 
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Joey + Nutella again.

This is cooking apparently, putting a shit ton of nutella on a toasted bun. Thank god it's not as gross as his earlier exploits with the stuff.
 
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@NumberingYourState more ammo on BK needing a thread.


Also, I may be a lolcow but I don't like butter on my pancakes. For 89 cents there's no way that's real syrup even the bottom grade. They can't be cut with his plastic fork, leading me to doubt his light and fluffy claims. He suggests this for children. I weep for our future. He gives it a : 9. Oddly saying it's a 2 buck deal, but it's 89 cents. Leading me to think... he got two orders.
 
Why would Joey take the weekend off of clogging his arteries?


the drawn out I'm back has returned. Someone get me a drink. I got a legit chuckle out of his list of repackaging of nacho's of extra medium and golf championship nachos as my favorite. He oddly lists beans twice once in Spanish once in English as if two different things. He's a bit lost why taco bell is pushing nachos, his back round should make this clear as a non professional I can see it, it's profit nachos are cheap. Rated an 8/10.
 
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Joey eating Cheetos alone in his car. It's just such a perfect way to sum his life up


Joey is already in Xmas swing. He claims he's teaming up with someone for this video but it's just a plug, this is second time he's done this.

This comment literally unsettled me. I'm sure a troll but point stands.
Das Ronny34 minutes ago
pause at 4:49 I wanna french kiss that sexy mouth hole for at least 1 hour straight licking off that sweet cheddar cheese dust around his hot flaky lips. And then I'd love to scrape off that layer of caries on his teeth with my nail and eat it like caviar. Joey, you are my wet dream every night I can't stop thinking about you please end my suffering and eat my ass like a bag of cheetos!
 
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