Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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Joey daps some Rooster sauce on a big mac. He calls it a DIY burger. Apparently Micky D's is test marketing these in Ohio. At least he admits this is easy.
 
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For some reason Joey considers 5 an even number. I got a chuckle out of his price "after tax title and transfer fees" it's those odd little comments that make him enjoyable, even if in a depressing way. His subway bashing is kinda funny. Sandwich rated 10/10.
 

Probably because I missed Lunch this looks really good. Joey Singing Charlie Browns Christmas song was tragic. We know the reason he doesn't like spring mix, it tastes like veggies. He points out he's not good at math, well we know that counting calories seem to be lost to him.
He intentionally picks his nose with a green so he doesn't have to eat it and tries to play it off. What the fuck man. He later points out he likes the spring mix. Eating about half the sandwich in two bites he struggles to catch his breath. 9/10 rated.
 
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Junk food and fast food may as well be some sort of drug to Joey, why else would he look or at least sound manic in these videos?
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They are, there's no way ALL of these things fast food companies throw out really earn the 8+ ratings they get. He doesn't even try to explain them outside of inhaling it at warp 4 and saying "it's good" in so many words. He's a trained chef who's worked under pros.

This is literally watching him get his addiction fix. If this was Joey's Super cool heroin reviews, instead of crumbs you'd have drool and nodding off. I'm not being A-loggy, Joey clearly has a problem but he chooses to make some YT dosh and a laughing stock out of it so who are we to not enjoy?

Joey mentions often he hates subway yet he treats us to this :

This looks so foul, and I'm a man who loves a real Ruben. I want to A-log this sandwich so hard. This gets a 8.5/10 for this sin on a fake rye bun.
 
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How to become rich, be Joey's Cardiologist.


Joey really needed fried starch covered in fried fat. I'm unsure if he tried to roll his R's and failed or goes for the silly plane noise. Alioi and cheese my lord. Joey eating these sounds like Mr. Ed and Santa getting his dick sucked. It's really unsettling. Joey scores it a 10/10. I think I'm going to do some pull ups now I feel fat after watching this :|
 
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Joey can't properly say quseadilla.

It's sold over seas, but it's literally him stuffing cheetos in a quseadilla at least admits it's not hard to do. He even points out the correct flavor of cheeto to use.

tl;dw
A fat man puts junk food inside junk food and is overjoyed.

Edit: WHY DOES HE KEEP SUGGESTING THESE THINGS FOR CHILDREN
 

Joey feels the need to explain every pun... it's trying at best. I've had firehouse before on my way to camping trip, it's pretty darn good for what it is. Joey rocking the kids fire hat is unsettling. I enjoyed how Joey mocks his own weight. I think part of the enjoyment of watching him he's not ashamed of himself. He's happy being a goofy fat dude who stuffs himself online. And in a way, god bless him for that.
 
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This meal looks like it would be a better time fingering your ass with, hot sauce, throwing 6 dollars in the toilet and feeling ashamed.


This has to be pure profit for taco hell. Joey has fallen for the trap this is healthy. It's not, and I'll spare a sperg. It's rated an 8. He likes the less healthy stuff more. . He hints he doesn't like chipotle again.
 
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You honestly dont even need to watch the videos because nothing is going to change. You already know the motherfucker is going to eat it in 5 bites and give it a 9/10. The only thing that changes is what he's eating.

On the other hand, I found the "Off Brand" JoeysWorldTour and it's actually really funny. If Joey is the Mickey Mouse, family friendly, fun and silly fat food reviewer, this other guy is the creepy dude who hangs out in the park and wears a trenchcoat, who jumps out at your kids and rips the trenchcoat open and tries to push knock-off, poorly made Mexican bootleg plushies of Michael Mouse and his buddy Deryl Duck and their dog, Poofto.

It's really fitting, and a little bit sad.
 
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This opening is scary AF.
Joey in a santa hat in the dark rain... I am pretty sure this is how Chainsaw hands XXXXVC the horror film starts..
Another "with" where joey just shouts someone out. Joey shows off Blaze pizza it looks like a mix of subway "build your stuff and premade" and a pizza joint. They cook the pizza for 180 seconds, or in Joey's math less than 10 minutes. (it's 3.. fucking 3). I'm shocked he picked a veggie pizza. He mentions the pizzas are one price no matter what's on them, that's surprising. He inhales the first slice at an unnerving rate.

How he eats the second slice is even less adorable. If you've seen the videos of holocaust survivors first meal, they had better manners. He gives the pizza a vaunted 10. Rain starts in the end of the video when he does the bizarre Luke Skywalker jokes he ends with, and rambles on how much he liked Chuck E Cheeses spagethi pizza. It has a real serial killer vibe.
 
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