🐮 Lolcow John Sakars - What a faggot lol

[Cask of Amontillado]

Did I necro some old thread about a vegan as bad as Sexy Vegan and That Vegan Teacher?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Worth a necro because we have now moved up from "Don't use cat as an insult" to "Don't use clown as an insult."

Complete with a variety of horrifying facepaint arrangements that undermine the central point that you should not be afraid of clowns.

 

[Agares]

John has reached his final, eldritch form. Perhaps he was an avatar of Nyarlathotep this entire time.

 

[AnOminous]

Complete with a variety of horrifying facepaint arrangements that undermine the central point that you should not be afraid of clowns.

He's giving me this guy vibes.

You should definitely be afraid of clowns. Clowns are fucking scary. Vegan clowns, especially so.

John has reached his final, eldritch form. Perhaps he was an avatar of Nyarlathotep this entire time.

This shit makes Captain Spaulding's clown act look normal. Apparently vegans are not just wrong, but are absolutely inimical to humanity and are vile eldritch horrors and cosmic abominations.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

John has reached his final, eldritch form. Perhaps he was an avatar of Nyarlathotep this entire time.

"Don't use Eldritch Abomination as an insult!"

 

[Agares]

"Don't use Eldritch Abomination as an insult!"

“Abolish dimensional borders!” rubs tentacles together

He also wrote an r/FuckCars anthem complete with a line about muh cargo bikes.