Lolcow John Sakars - What a faggot lol

[Midlife Sperglord]

John brought back the cow costume to sing a song of why we can’t have delicious tard cum from cows. Song is very grating, I could only last about 30 seconds. Godspeed to anyone who can make it longer.

Wow, hearing a grown man sing about how his milk is for his baby really is something else.

 

[JambledUpWords]

John made another song, which sounds like all his others. This time, it’s about sex work. Apparently, if you don’t believe it’s real work, you’re “misogynistic” according to John. Interestingly, he only mentions misogyny, which is implying that all sex workers are women.

Later on, he goes on a tangent about how bad capitalism is, and wants everyone to have a universal basic income so that everyone will be “happy, safe, and free”

:islamic:John experimenting with a kazoo :islamic:

Some new “music” from John Sakars. He basically sings about how all food, water, healthcare, and housing should be free. He wants everyone to be vegan and he says that vegans will teach you how to be kind and compassionate to every living thing. Song itself is grating, as usual.

 

[Jaiman]

John's music slaps hard as fuck tbh

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Some new “music” from John Sakars. He basically sings about how all food, water, healthcare, and housing should be free. He wants everyone to be vegan and he says that vegans will teach you how to be kind and compassionate to every living thing. Song itself is grating, as usual.

When did Yoko Ono become a white man?

 

[JambledUpWords]

John uploaded another video. This time he’s saying that men and non-binary people can have babies because “gender is all in the brain”. Also, he refers to women as “people with uteruses”.

Near the end, he says, “you can’t assume a baby’s gender when they are born”.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Is this guy for real? He's like the perfect stereotype of an obnoxious woke vegan.

 

[JambledUpWords]

John’s message from the future where he goes on an angry rant about meat eating and capitalism. He thinks working at a job to pay rent is one of the worst things that can happen. He just wants everything for free. This video was a bit creepy since John has this conspiracy music in the background mixed with lots of anger and frustration. He’s really unhinged in this.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The confused staring around the empty supermarket has some Neil Breen qualities to it - has he done 'serious' acting in his videos before?

 

[JambledUpWords]

The confused staring around the empty supermarket has some Neil Breen qualities to it - has he done 'serious' acting in his videos before?

Yes he has. In one of his videos called “can you imagine being farmed?” he copy-pasted himself naked in fetal positions trying to mimic an animal. He goes on a lecture of how eating meat is bad (like most of his videos).

John Sakars now wants to take away shopping malls and make them into free housing. He also wants to stop production of clothes too. According to him, we already have enough.

He’s being completely serious

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This sounds like a bizarro world Alice in Chains (harmonised chorus, grunge tempo, strange chant quality and twang).

 

[Army Burger]

Niagara Falls' finest!

 

[JambledUpWords]

This sounds like a bizarro world Alice in Chains (harmonised chorus, grunge tempo, strange chant quality and twang).

He just sounds like he’s dying to me. His songs are all monotonous and his lyrics could be better. His guitar and drum skills aren’t that bad though. What bothers me most are his insane ideas. He just wants everything to be free.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If only Marx considered that for an economy to truly be sustainable it must be vegan, all other problems are secondary.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If only Marx considered that for an economy to truly be sustainable it must be vegan, all other problems are secondary.

Veganism was a mistake

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Did anyone think that 'VEGAN' thing around his neck was a cover for a tracheotomy stoma?

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

So, I remember years ago I came across that "eating you out" video and watched a few other of his videos and i had convinced myself that he was a troll who was doing a good job at what he was doing....I'm guessing I was wrong.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So, I remember years ago I came across that "eating you out" video and watched a few other of his videos and i had convinced myself that he was a troll who was doing a good job at what he was doing....I'm guessing I was wrong.

He isn’t a troll. His ideas and execution of said ideas are crazy enough to make you think he’s a troll. His ideas on how a government should run are so out of touch with reality. He is unironically a communist and a militant vegan.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Lest we forget about his blogs that existed circa 2010. Unfortunately, he has scrubbed most of the content from Compassionate Artist, which once provided detailed accounts of his activism and tales of workplace masturbation. Why I Ate a Piece of My Shit, published on The Initiation, remains online.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lest we forget about his blogs that existed circa 2010. Unfortunately, he has scrubbed most of the content from Compassionate Artist, which once provided detailed accounts of his activism and tales of workplace masturbation. Why I Ate a Piece of My Shit, published on The Initiation, remains online.

John has an odd obsession with genitals

 

[Rod Dangerous]

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