🎭 Dramacow Jon Ritzheimer - Militia LOLcow

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Abby said:
It just keeps getting better.

Ammon Bundy's bodyguard, known up until now only as Fluffy Unicorn, has been lying about being a marine. His real name is Brian Cavalier and he's got ADF level tattoos.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fghanistan-Iraq-boost-combat-credentials.html

Edit: He's also known as Booda for his gross stomach tattoo and he's left the facility after throwing a temper tantrum because no one believes he's a REAL MARINE anymore.
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That's ILLEGAL in the WWE :jacepout:
 
Abby said:
It just keeps getting better.

Ammon Bundy's bodyguard, known up until now only as Fluffy Unicorn, has been lying about being a marine. His real name is Brian Cavalier and he's got ADF level tattoos.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fghanistan-Iraq-boost-combat-credentials.html

Edit: He's also known as Booda for his gross stomach tattoo and he's left the facility after throwing a temper tantrum because no one believes he's a REAL MARINE anymore.
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Of all the nicknames, why Fluffy Unicorn? I'm suddenly imagining these jackasses sitting around debating which ponies are fighting against the ZOG.
 
Abby said:
It just keeps getting better.

Ammon Bundy's bodyguard, known up until now only as Fluffy Unicorn, has been lying about being a marine. His real name is Brian Cavalier and he's got ADF level tattoos.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fghanistan-Iraq-boost-combat-credentials.html

Edit: He's also known as Booda for his gross stomach tattoo and he's left the facility after throwing a temper tantrum because no one believes he's a REAL MARINE anymore.
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They can't even manage a squad's worth of men, let alone even begin to defend the constitution by literally overthrowing it. They can't even stand against words, let alone bullets.

"Yo, Don. Y'hear about Brian? How the fag's never been in the Marines despite talking about how he served in Iraq and got a Bronze Star."

"Yeah Lou, that shit was funny as fuck. He looked like he was about to cry as he left with them horse dolls. Holy shit this protest is clown shoes though. Probably shoulda just stayed home; would've been warm, and still be able to fire my gun at my target range with a cup of Joe spiked with booze."

"Eh, it gets my bitch of a wife out of the way. Though Commander Ritz really should pop in and say hey to his missus and kids. Did that myself to my son in spite of my whore wife's complaints."

"Seriously, why are we still here?"

~Corporal Majors Don and Lou of the Three Percent Army
 
GabeRegan said:
Of all the nicknames, why Fluffy Unicorn? I'm suddenly imagining these jackasses sitting around debating which ponies are fighting against the ZOG.
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He's probably into these things.

But who knows. Maybe it's just a really autistic way of saying "FU."
 
This is sad because the Hammonds got really fucked over by the Feds. They owe the Feds $400,000 now and if they can't pay, the Feds have a preemptive claims to their land, which is what they have been trying to get for decades.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Probably shouldn't go to 4chan for your news. Just tossing that out there.
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Eh, I know. I usually get it from Reuters but I was browsing and it came up. Probably should've known better. I deserve any 'dumb' ratings I get lmao.

In any case, while this is tangentially related to Ritzbits, here's some extra sources of mallninja, constitution-crazy, militia movement crazy.

https://www.sofmag.com/

https://www.oathkeepers.org/
 
nets_awesome said:
According to the militia-tards:

Food and supplies can be sent to:
36391 Sodhouse Lane
Princeton, Ore 97721
C/o shawna Cox

Financial donations can be sent to:
Lisa Bundy
P.O. Box 1072
Emmett, ID 83617
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The first thing to pop into my head was "I should send them copies of A People's History of the United States and Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee"

Is this... is this what it's like to be a ween?
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Ritzheimer made another video.

So, he just proved himself to be a lolcow -you make fun of him and he gets mad in a way us dorks can laugh at.
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Among the infinite number of parallel universes, there are at least a few where Deagle Nation never ended. And while I'm typing this, parallel versions of myself are sitting in their chairs, watching Jace comment on the whole disaster in a special Malheur Awareness Stream, laughing their asses off as he condems domestic and islamic dick sympathizers and announces his plans to send Eli on a top secret mission to Oregon to supply the proud patriots there with airsoft and weed. Oh, how I hate those fuckers.
 
Its sort of like back in February we collectively learned Santa Clause (Jace) wasn't real, but just as your parents tell you that there is truth in the story of Saint Nicholas and the tradition of exchanging gifts, Jan too told us that their was truth in the story of Jace; that somewhere out there Jace really did exist. And then wouldn't you know, he really does exist and has the same initials and a similar first name... Jon Ritzheimer.
 
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