Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[Revolved]

I can't listen to all of it. His fucking voice, goddamn....who talks like that? Has there ever been confirmation of exactly what his brain issues are? Like a diagnosis? I think I remember Null saying a couple years ago he had hydro-something or other, basically excess fluid in his brain, but I could be wrong. Wasn't there also confirmation he was a sped in school? I know this is all late as fuck but I need to know.

 

[mochi]

More Ari leaks! The highlight of this one comes at the end where he's recorded himself "masterbating". However he learned how to get off by watching depraved porn where he's literally slapping himself while on puppy pee sheets.

It's cringy to listen to but all audio leaks tonight!

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The RUSTLING

No woman ever.
Not even once.
Would be turned on by any of this.

 

[Homer Simpson]

As if Canadian police would tell anyone to stop trooning.

They know that if he detroons, his chances of joining the 41 go down.

More Ari leaks! The highlight of this one comes at the end where he's recorded himself "masterbating". However he learned how to get off by watching depraved porn where he's literally slapping himself while on puppy pee sheets.

It's cringy to listen to but all audio leaks tonight!

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I tapped out at the "oh baby I just wanna fuck you."

 

[New & Improved Username]

I, as a woman, am offended by Jon's impression of what he thinks a woman sounds like.

Also, what is that sound when he masturbates? The dick is gone. Ladies don't masturbate by slapping our pussies, in my experience.

 

[Monolith]

More Ari leaks! The highlight of this one comes at the end where he's recorded himself "masterbating". However he learned how to get off by watching depraved porn where he's literally slapping himself while on puppy pee sheets.

It's cringy to listen to but all audio leaks tonight!

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Does this count as ASMR?

 

[100pcent]

Does this count as ASMR?

Autistic
Sapien
Masturbating
Rongly

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The only way Yaniv wins is if in the "Future" an historian decides his entire oeuvre is a Gender Experiential Hoax. The "this cannot be real" lens will inform their judgement. Of course, this presupposes the Troon Experiment has failed. If not, then Yaniv will be Sanctified in the secular, the Christian, and the Jewish traditions. His excised inverted and rotting genitalia will become relics. His cctv footage, and uploaded videos, archived forever, like Stations of The Cross.
Yaniv lunging, Yaniv striking with cane, Yaniv fainting, Yaniv and women folk resisting arrest, Yaniv litigating,
Yaniv masturbating, Yaniv and the Donald, Yaniv and the Keean, these and the sacred texts, from the amanuensis @goinglikeelsie, will be examined more closely than the Torah.

Imagine the many seekers come to Langley, Vancouver, and Victoria to undertake the quest for the Holy Clitoris, the only relic of the King of Troons yet to be revealed to the world.

 

[tds]

I, as a woman, am offended by Jon's impression of what he thinks a woman sounds like.

Also, what is that sound when he masturbates? The dick is gone. Ladies don't masturbate by slapping our pussies, in my experience.

The 'new generations' p0rns shows men doing this kind of shit to women.

They either bang on it 'a la JohnnyBoy', or they put fingers in and shake as hard as they can, or they open it with two hands at the most (on the verge of tearing) and spit in it.

It is quite possible that his wound is in this condition, because he has tried all 3 of the above methods...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine the many seekers come to Langley, Vancouver, and Victoria to undertake the quest for the Holy Clitoris, the only relic of the King of Troons yet to be revealed to the world.

Instead of the Holy Grail, it's more like the Ark of the Covenant:

Gaze upon it and perish.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I can't listen to all of it. His fucking voice, goddamn....who talks like that? Has there ever been confirmation of exactly what his brain issues are? Like a diagnosis? I think I remember Null saying a couple years ago he had hydro-something or other, basically excess fluid in his brain, but I could be wrong. Wasn't there also confirmation he was a sped in school? I know this is all late as fuck but I need to know.

Yes.

At least, I'm pretty positive. Like you, I can't be arsed to look back with the search function.

 

[theshep]

Yes.

At least, I'm pretty positive. Like you, I can't be arsed to look back with the search function.

When he went through the 'brain tumor' stage, people debated whether he had an arachnoid cyst.

Some of the discussion is here.

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

Y'all, I read the Sara leaks twice when they came out last year. I've just read the first two Ariana leaks and the whole thing is a cluster-fuck-Déjà vu experience. I mean, 'Ariana' and 'Sara' even type the same; her entire scenario of a 'sick' relative and living in two places is literally a spin-off from Sara's story. Am I missing something here? Is Jon really this stupid and starved for human contact?

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

Y'all, I read the Sara leaks twice when they came out last year. I've just read the first two Ariana leaks and the whole thing is a cluster-fuck-Déjà vu experience. I mean, 'Ariana' and 'Sara' even type the same; her entire scenario of a 'sick' relative and living in two places is literally a spin-off from Sara's story. Am I missing something here? Is Jon really this stupid and starved for human contact?

Meh. Sara was bland. I kinda like Ariana who is inventive, vengeful, insightful, and plays a great long game. I would not say no to an introduction. Hey Yaniv, how’s about you hook me up?

 

[100pcent]

Meh. Sara was bland. I kinda like Ariana who is inventive, vengeful, insightful, and plays a great long game. I would not say no to an introduction. Hey Yaniv, how’s about you hook me up?

I think Arianna is a finely aged Sara, who realized the disgusting farce that is Jon yaniv and has decided to take vengeance. It's a cool enough story

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

please help me agsin I am in great pain

 

[Clockwork]

I can't do it.

I'm all out of cider AND rye.

I don't want to have to commit suicide by chewing my tongue to draw enough blood to drown in, so someone with a stronger un liquor-shielded constitution will have to do this.

OK, I'll take one for the team...

Transcript of recording. Length: 4m24s
[*] indicates a bleeping noise, as of a digital camera shutter sound

JONATHAN YANIV: Mmmm baby, I just wanna fuck you. [*] I... ummm...I really want to eat you out. I'm like, so horny. I just wanna, like, [*] I just wanna be with you and... just... um... I just want to... [*] just experience you... and... yah! [girlish giggles]

Umm, [*] I love you, too. I love you so much. Like, I... like ever since you started talking to me, I had this feeling it was like "Oh, she's so perfect". I just know.

[break]

I'm just thinking about you. [giggle] No, I'm not using my [toilet?] right now, I'm just, just like, touching myself. [giggle]

And, ummm, yeah. Umm, I just want you in my [*] bed next to me... umm... yeah... You're just, like, so cute and such.

[break]

The only thing that's sexy is you. [giggle]

[break]

[*] Like, I don't want to make it sound like a lot but, umm...

[sound of bed springs]

[*] I'm the type of person that moves quickly on things. I move super, super, super quick, like, like with plans and everything. Like, I've never been in a relation before but, [*] umm, what I was going to say is, like, I honestly really see myself [*] being with you like, forever. Like I just wanna meet you, I just wanna see you so you so bad. I just wanna be with you, and, I dunno, like [*] maybe you can move in with me? Umm, I'd love that, a lot. Umm.

We [*] share a bed and have fun and I don't know, maybe I could even marry you, which is what I want, honestly.

[break]

[Rest of recording contains a lot of loud crinkling noises]

[inaudible]
so wet... Oh! [*] Oh, Arianna. Oh, Arianna! Oh yeah! Oh! [*] Eat me out!
Oh yeah baby! Oh yeah. Oh honey. [*] Oh. Work at that clit, work it! Harder! Mmmm yeah. [*]

Mmmmm baby. Oh. Oh. Be like, lick that up and down, [*] oh yeah.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[break]

Mmmm, yeah, I just want you like, right next to me [inaudible]
I just, like, just, I don't know. It's like, so much fun. Oh. Just like, lock my legs [*] into yours, mmm... just bring you close, just like, feel your warmth against my skin. Oh, I [*] love you.

[break]

No honey, I love you more. I wish you were here with me right now. I really do, I love you.

[break]

This is how wet [inaudible]

[loud repetitive slapping noise.]
Oh! [*] Oh!
[slapping noise speeds up.]
OH! OH! OH! OH!

[*] Yeah!

Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.

 

[PaulBearer]

OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.

Thanks man, I'm too chicken to listen, especially as I'd have to pop in the earbuds, and I'm not comfortable with Yaniv being that close to my brain.

You've done a good thing, now go and have a nice lay down.

 

[Cuckoman]

OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.

Jesus.
I see only two futures for Jonathan at this point, and both are a result of his pent up and never to be fulfilled hornyness.
1, join the 41%
2, prison for rape+murder

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Work at that clit, work it! Harder! Mmmm yeah.

It’s like the saying goes “of all the things that I have lost I miss my mind clit the most”

 

[RodgerDodger]

Jesus.
I see only two futures for Jonathan at this point, and both are a result of his pent up and never to be fulfilled hornyness.
1, join the 41%
2, prison for rape+murder

"He's Building a Woman Suit!!!"