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[Mattress]

It's almost as if his doctorate from Social Justice University is no longer enough.

 

[artilleryfroth]

He's doing it because he reads this thread and I said UBC is the only law school in the Lower Mainland, and if he'd been admitted he'd be crowing about it. UBC Law School is called Allard after the first dean.

Becoming a lawyer in BC is harder than in the US. You do a three-year law degree, and you take a bar exam, but you also need to apprentice for a lawyer for almost a year. It's called being articled or articling. Unless you find a spot as an articled student and complete your articles, no bar admission for you. But although he's lying, he's not pretending to be a lawyer. He's pretending to be going to law school.

Please tell me that you are joking that 3 years and an exam gets someone qualified as a lawyer in Canada!

Please tell me you didn’t just say it’s even easier in the US...

Well, I guess that explains a few things.

Fuck.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Please tell me that you are joking that 3 years and an exam gets someone qualified as a lawyer in Canada!

Please tell me you didn’t just say it’s even easier in the US...

Well, I guess that explains a few things.

Fuck.

The US is seven years plus an exam that half the applicants (at least in my state) can't pass plus a moral character background investigation which apparently (if my experience is any guide) anyone can pass.

 

[artilleryfroth]

The US is seven years plus an exam that half the applicants (at least in my state) can't pass plus a moral character background investigation which apparently (if my experience is any guide) anyone can pass.

So is Hyacinth talking lies?

 

[Picklechu]

He's got a diploma*, not a degree. It took him longer to attain the diploma than the norm, apparently.
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* not sure if it's classed as an "associates degree" in Canada,

I looked it up a few years ago, and from what I read then, I believe it's roughly equivalent to an associate's (whereas a postsecondary "diploma" in the U.S. would be some sort of technical/career education at a community/junior college or a trade school that doesn't count for any sort of academic credit). I think it may be like an AAS in the U.S., but I'm not 100% certain.

Not sure about leafland...In the US one can have a law degree & not be able to be a lawyer.....That takes passing the bar. Each state is regulated by it's own Bar. The tests & requirements to pass the bar change as needed to limit the number of lawyers practicing.

& again, the Bar is specific to each state, a lawyer who passed the bar in Calif can't automatically practice law in Florida.

In short...The bar comes after he has his juris doctor degree.
He's so full of shit

There are exceptions in some states, most notably California, but even then, it would be much simpler to just get a JD.

 

[Scheele's Green]

I visited Yaniv's LinkedIn. He's edited the education section since screenshots were last posted.

As always, the truth is much less glamorous. Funny he left the UBC portion blank on what the hell he's doing/did there. I'd consider this confirmation he is doing the community outreach, continuing education program that isn't selective. Fraser Valley U, eh? Paralegal training is now law skool.

Bonus stunning headshot with very professional glitter filter:

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

I visited Yaniv's LinkedIn. He's edited the education section since screenshots were last posted.
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As always, the truth is much less glamorous. Funny he left the UBC portion blank on what the hell he's doing/did there. I'd consider this confirmation he is doing the community outreach, continuing education program that isn't selective. Fraser Valley U, eh? Paralegal training is now law skool.

Bonus stunning headshot with very professional glitter filter:
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Could someone with the same filter app please post a head shot of an albino hippopotamus for comparison? Thanking you in advance.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Yes in the US you can be so dumb that, despite having graduated from Harvard Law School it might take you three attempts to pass the bar exam (as it did Obama) and until you do, you are NOT a "lawyer." Or, you can be SO SO dumb that, like Michelle Obama, you can "graduate" (yea right) from Yale Law School and give up even TRYING to pass the bar after flunking several times and so NEVER become a "lawyer."

Things might work differently in Leafville.

In the US, you can even say you‘re smarter than a lawyer, pass the bar, and pretend to be a lawyer (like Frank Abignale) or just say you’re smarter than all the lawyers ever and not even be capable of spelling lawyer (like Trump). Crazy how that works!

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

So is Hyacinth talking lies?

I know a lot about Allard as it happens.

Canada has a minimum three years of undergraduate, plus three of law, plus articles and the bar. Functionally I don't know anyone who's gotten in with three years of ug, not for a long, long time. So you have four + three + one + bar course/exam.

US has four years undergraduate, plus three years of law, plus the bar exam. No articles. It's the same system. You do an undergraduate in anything, and then you go to law school for three years. The reason I say law school is easier in the US is two-fold: First, there's no articles, and articles are a pretty hard limit on getting into the profession. Lawyers are risk-adverse people and don't necessarily like having to take responsibility for a student. And second, there are a lot, a lot more law schools in the US than there are in Canada. Way out of proportion to the population iirc. UBC has only . . . 120 spots? And UVic 80? Something like that. And then they opened a new university up north. So we're training only a few hundred lawyers at a time in a province of some four million people. There are American law schools that are highly competitive, and American law schools that are much less so. Historically the least competitive law school in Canada has been Windsor. And it's in Windsor.

Incidentally, there are a couple states that used to let you write the Bar Exam doing articles instead of law school. California let you write from a non-accredited law school.

Allard is the most competitive law school in BC. Yaniv is in Langley and Allard is on the UBC campus at the far west side of the far end of Vancouver. People do commute from Langley to UBC, although it's a trek. Allard is also cheap compared to American law schools. It's 13K in Leafland dollars.

The online program at Allard is for foreign-trained lawyers who need to do whatever the BC Bar says to be admitted here. While a Canadian degree transfers pretty well to the US, the reverse isn't necessarily true. And the UK degree is an LLB, usually the first degree, so in order to qualify they have to do an extra degree of sorts.

Re: Good character. I know of one person who had problems with his admission due to a criminal record and it was fairly serious charges, I think dangerous driving causing death. Generally they're much fussier about things that suggest dishonesty, so anything plagirism-related or meddling in trust funds would be a huge problem. But that's not why Yaniv is not going to Allard. Yaniv is not going to Allard because he doesn't have the academic chops. You need a really good GPA, at least three years of undergraduate but realistically four or even a masters now, and a strong LSAT score. There are people who get admitted as mature students, but the type of thing they're looking for would be "20 years working for human rights in Tibet," not grifting around with his mom suing in the HRT.

ETA: It's theoretically possible to get admitted to Allard now if you were wait-listed in the early spring when regular admissions happened. School hasn't started.

 

[pr3nt177]

I visited Yaniv's LinkedIn. He's edited the education section since screenshots were last posted.
View attachment 2489837
As always, the truth is much less glamorous. Funny he left the UBC portion blank on what the hell he's doing/did there. I'd consider this confirmation he is doing the community outreach, continuing education program that isn't selective. Fraser Valley U, eh? Paralegal training is now law skool.

Bonus stunning headshot with very professional glitter filter:
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He really is trying to sound as though he is University educated through and through in both Law and Computers. ROFLMAO.

So he's now a paralegal? Hmm, I can't see him ticking many of these boxes...

Paralegals: What is a Paralegal? - The Lawyer Portal

What is a paralegal? This page will tell you all you need to know about the paralegal profession, salary and qualifications that will get you there.

www.thelawyerportal.com

So this is someone who "knows his worth between $70-90k for marketing management" yet is accepting, top entry level salary, of approx 43K Canadian Dollars. Still, at least he won't be needing those court waiver fees for his next million or so filings.

Anyone know what this means, is it some sort of award for a super-special-student?

(copy and pasted from somewhere due to American spelling?). I've not noticed this "award" on any of his guffy resumes before. And I see he hasn't mentioned his $750.00 PhD.

Bonus stunning headshot with very professional glitter filter:

Hahaha, folks are going to get one helluva shock when this thing turns up...

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

There are two options for a high school diploma: Dogwood (the high school one or the Adult Dogwood), and Evergreen. Dogwood is the regular one and Evergreen is "special." No such thing as an "honours diploma" although schools have honour rolls so he might have meant that. I heard from a couple other sources that he was in some form of special ed, but can't actually confirm. Is he diagnosed as autistic?

 

[Short Stack]

There are two options for a high school diploma: Dogwood (the high school one or the Adult Dogwood), and Evergreen. Dogwood is the regular one and Evergreen is "special." No such thing as an "honours diploma" although schools have honour rolls so he might have meant that. I heard from a couple other sources that he was in some form of special ed, but can't actually confirm. Is he diagnosed as autistic?

Is that like a GED (general education diploma) in the states? The bare minimum needed to pass.
A participation degree?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Is that like a GED (general education diploma) in the states? The bare minimum needed to pass.
A participation degree?

An Adult Dogwood is like a GED. It's five classes or something. Evergreen is literally a participation certificate. It's what you get if you've got Down Syndrome and you were in the superspecial ed all the way through. Even most special ed kids get a Dogwood. Or at least lots do.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

So is Hyacinth talking lies?

Maybe not counting the undergrad requirement (four years--law school is three years although many feel the third year would be better spent "apprenticing" or some such.)

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

It's a pity everyone everywhere knows who he is, or he might actually fool someone.

 

[pr3nt177]

His next scam is underway...

Jessica Simpson❤️ on Twitter: "I will sue and/or file a BC Human Righ…

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edited to add: (from catfish Arianna)

AriannaAngel on Twitter: "@Indieanabones @Cdnwatcher @trustednerd He'…

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"in training" = "trained", Apparently.

 

[Short Stack]

Didn't the Cops just give him the boot from a clinic for his "service Dog"?
& Ari? What about her threat that if he ever sues someone else?

Face it...he's been quiet...he needs the attention fix, that's the bottom line.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

At least Yaniv’s conveniently trumpeting the fact he’ll sue *before* he goes in anywhere. Because that’ll help his case, for sure.

Smart boy, our Jonny.

 

[Short Stack]

FYI

ETA...She's kinda cute...wonder how long it will last after he starts talking incessantly about pads & shit...You know...girl talk?

Carol Millman, BsSc, RAHT

Carol is a Registered Animal Health Technician and Pet Nutrition Consultant with a B.Sc. in Psychology. She is an experienced trainer who has worked both in the veterinary field and as an instructo…

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[pr3nt177]

FYI

ETA...She's kinda cute...wonder how long it will last after he starts talking incessantly about pads & shit...You know...girl talk?

Carol Millman, BsSc, RAHT

Carol is a Registered Animal Health Technician and Pet Nutrition Consultant with a B.Sc. in Psychology. She is an experienced trainer who has worked both in the veterinary field and as an instructo…

wagthedogchilliwack.wordpress.com

I've only skimmed through the site so I may have missed the info but it doesn't seem to mention anything about "service dog" training, just teaching your puppy how to behave on a leash etc...you know just general obedience training that most folks do themselves when they get a new puppy.

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Plus yaniv admitting to falling hook line and sinker for a trailer trash "60yo psychotic anti-LGBTQ nut". Fake photos

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