Come. come now, you are being terribly transphobic. In Canadastan and the within the LGBQTI community it is proper etiquette to refer to Johnny's little penis as his man-vagina.
You do know he is a petite, little, girly-like female teenager with a sassy, sexy, raspy voice that just draws you in.
And on top of that he's a coporate whizperson that makes so much cash from his canny corporate investments that he is constantly doing his corporate tax returns. So much money, so little time, so little sanity and so many twelve year old girls.
That must be so hard when it's that time of the month and your man-vagina is ejecting the pretend eggs from your pretend ovaries and the period pain, oh the period pain. The imagined period pain. . .
And what to do, when you just don't know how to properly insert a tampon, so you have to ask a twelve year old girl how to do it despite being a 32 year old adult male with only three holes?
An arsehole, the eye of your cock & your big fucking mouth- tampons? Periods, fucking seriously Johnny you have some very pressing psychiatric issues that will take years of therapy and you may never ever be sane.