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Do you ladies not just hate it when your clit just randomly falls off. :story:
The thought of the fact that the remnants of Jonathans mangled bell end is just randomly lying about some where in Surrey has me rolling the floor laughing.
If that thought ever stops amusing you, just imagine some guy stepping on the clit, slipping and doing a pratfall.
 
Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Oh god, the schadenfreude levels are beyond anything I could have ever imagined! It's like taking a huge whiff of nitrous oxide over here! :story:

While this COULD be an excuse to never have to bring up his faked neovagoo again in the future, I really don't believe that anyone would subject themself to this level of humiliation if it wasn't true. Everything now follows a pattern: rushed recovery after surgery and not caring for it properly leading to to fucking parts dropping off. I can only imagine what his neglected, mangled meat must smell like, and he probably never dialates it from pain so it will soon seal up if it hasn't already.

Our boy has made himself a nullo!!!
 
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Do you ladies not just hate it when your clit just randomly falls off. :story:
The thought of the fact that the remnants of Jonathans mangled bell end is just randomly lying about some where in Surrey has me rolling the floor laughing.
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Don't you just hate it when that happens.
 
Why would somebody with the name "Don't Tread on Me" want big daddy government to step in and ban cosmetic surgeries?
I'm not in favor of a hospital doing a voluntary amputation either. Like, if you want to fuck up your own body go ahead, but other people shouldn't do it for you and charge an exorbitant fee, that's retarded.
 
I hope it's a puss bubble filled infection, where you have bright yellow pockets filled with pus for the newer parts of the infection and then hardened crusty and bloody parts for the more established parts of the infection. And you can like pop them and watch liquid pour our like a public water fountain and the other bits can be pulled out like a big fleshy yellow booger. You know kind of like how you pick your nose after a nose bleed and you get this congealed mass of assorted fluids and crust.
 
So in the quest for peak sexual degeneracy he lost the ability to enjoy himself during any form of sex? :story:
This is precisely what I was just thinking myself. He suffered the ultimate worst case scenario.

I can't imagine anything worse than being a fetished coomer that willingly castrated himself after being convinced by a few echo-chambers that doing so will result in his biggest coomerest fantasies coming true, guaranteed. And four months later any chance of ever experiencing anything close to cooming ever again falls off by itself.

I'm not a gambler, but in this case all my money and assets are getting placed on the roulette table, betting on odds that read 41%
 
I 100% disagree. Just remember that if he ever put an Asian masseur in a position like that, where she sounded that distressed and upset, he would probably have an erection and masturbate to the memory. He deserves no sympathy.
Now I have an image of an Asian masseur giving whatever is left of his wound a wax and his skin coming off with it.🙀
 
I can see him making the most of this. I wonder if EMS will take their sweet time if and when he phones for an ambulance.

PENIS TRANSPLANTS? Like from dead men?

I would rethink being an organ donor if there was a chance of my penis ending up being attached to a pervert like Yaniv.
He wouldnt know what to do with it anyway.

BC police might want to keep an eye out for dead hookers with missing Vaginas.
Jack yaniv the Clitter.
 
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