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Mitin Koak said:
Well I mean in the end whatever happens, at least he will have a hole to carry cash in. Perfect coin purse.
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tfw he could have just went to etsy instead of spliting and inverting his dick

https://www.etsy.com/listing/590817923 for those interested.
 
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Dial M for Misgender said:
What happens to a bean detached?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore-
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat
Or crust and sugar over-
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
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Sheldon. is that you? "Where The Sidewalk Ends" is my favorite poetry book for kids.
 
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Scary said:
Freud is cooming in his grave.
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Undeniably one of the greatest frauds of the 19th and 20th Centuries.
Dr. Silvestrechu said:
How much would it take for someone to eat one of the chunks that falls off/out of Yaniv's neovagina? I'd probably hoark one down for 10k.
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You should be shot for even uttering that.
 
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Vect said:
God, what a wretch. I mean, no matter how bad your sex life is, it can't be worse than this. This grief can't be worth a Twitter bio with unexpected pronouns.
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He has no sex life at all, as per the leaked chats. Dude was so fucking stupid he ensured he'd die a virgin by removing his dick before he ever had sex! I mean :story: That goes FAR beyond a Darwin award even! Not only did he remove himself from the gene pool (and his entire bloodline afaik) but he NEVER EVEN GOT TO TEAR UP HIS VIRGIN CARD!

This from the guy who tried to start a 'national sex day', making it totally obvious that he's never had any while in college. At KWANTLEN COLLEGE ffs! I went there, and you honestly could trip over your shoelaces and fall dick first into pussy at the Surrey campus. Maybe not 8/10s but you didn't have to bloody well work hard to get your dick wet. People were all about breaking away from family and experimenting. If you were a man and you liked girls OR other guys, you could (and did) hook up with ease. Unless you are Jonnyboy Yaniv I guess. He's such a massive incel he couldn't get laid even there!
 
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The Un-Clit said:
He has no sex life at all, as per the leaked chats. Dude was so fucking stupid he ensured he'd die a virgin by removing his dick before he ever had sex! I mean :story: That goes FAR beyond a Darwin award even! Not only did he remove himself from the gene pool (and his entire bloodline afaik) but he NEVER EVEN GOT TO TEAR UP HIS VIRGIN CARD!

This from the guy who tried to start a 'national sex day', making it totally obvious that he's never had any while in college. At KWANTLEN COLLEGE ffs! I went there, and you honestly could trip over your shoelaces and fall dick first into pussy at the Surrey campus. Maybe not 8/10s but you didn't have to bloody well work hard to get your dick wet. People were all about breaking away from family and experimenting. If you were a man and you liked girls OR other guys, you could (and did) hook up with ease. Unless you are Jonnyboy Yaniv I guess. He's such a massive incel he couldn't get laid even there!
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Is his ass still a virgin? We know tampons have been up it, & I'm guessing some of his product reviews, how else could he "review" them?
 
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The proper channels said:
The chance it rips the rest of the rot pocket of a ballsack off would be worth the 20 dollars
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I don't think he has the balls (pun intended) to try that ever again. Before, he was super horny and wanted women to touch his 'girldick' (I assume). Now that it's a puss filled piece of rotting flesh, I imagine he's horrified of anyone seeing it. Remember when he was showing all over social media? Not anymore.
 
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100pcent said:
I don't think he has the balls (pun intended) to try that ever again. Before, he was super horny and wanted women to touch his 'girldick' (I assume). Now that it's a puss filled piece of rotting flesh, I imagine he's horrified of anyone seeing it. Remember when he was showing all over social media? Not anymore.
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I wouldn't put it past him to pressure some poor immigrant woman who barely speaks English to damage it further so he can sue her.
 
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Okay, regarding the slapping issue, I consulted an expert of womanly things. He told me (or sang, I couldn't tell) :

Ah, you fake just like a woman
Yes, you do, you slap clits just like a woman
Yes, you do, then you ache just like a woman
But your clit vanishes just like a little girl
On a ferryyyyyyyyyy
 
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AbraCadaver said:
No real woman does that. No women’s sex blog or anything even mentions that as a fun tip to try, because I can tell you from experience of owning a real clit that slapping yourself in the clit is not fun or great in the least. It makes zero sense to do.

I’ve never even fucking seen that done in porn, tbh. But actually it makes sense now...porn is performative and done for the pleasure of the (overwhelmingly male) viewer. If you’re showing a woman getting herself off, you have to overact and do larger and more obvious movements to really convey that, as well as have her loll her head around and mutter the typical cheesy “oh yeah, that’s it” to herself, because on camera it really won’t look like much to have her be mostly still and just sedately use one or two fingers in a more subtle motion. It just doesn’t play well for the audience, even if it’s more realistic.

It’s like how theatre actors must really project their voice to hit the people in the back rows, and use more exaggerated movements so the far away audience members can see what’s going on. Real people in conversation just stand and face each other while talking. They don’t roam around the stage with exaggerated movements while discussing things. But you must do that in theatre or the audience won’t get the sense of emotion being conveyed, because they’re too far away.

Women in porn have to overact and shriek and writhe and, I guess, slap their clits, in order for the male viewer to actually get aroused by the sense they’re having fun.

100% Yaniv is one of those sad fucks who gets all his sexual information about women from porn, a medium featuring actors and designed specifically to appeal to men in the most over-the-top way. Yaniv is a massive virgin whose only source of info comes from porn, so yes, it now makes sense he would sit and punch himself in the pretend vag and assume that’s how women get off.

What kills me is that there are ACTUAL resources online by women, for younger girls and women, with tips for actual real different styles of masturbation. Cosmo is full of (sometimes intentionally hilarious) advice like that, and there are loads of women’s blogs and websites about sexual health.

But Yaniv will never find and read those, because only a woman would go looking in those places for advice. Yaniv will instead continue to get all his sex info from porn, just like a man.
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Well I've never had a clit but I've been in close proximity enough times to know that slapping the little boogar is not going to get you anywhere....
 
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The proper channels said:
I hope the next place he asks for a wax does it. Really do. The chance it rips the rest of the rot pocket of a ballsack off would be worth the 20 dollars I grantee you that.
Edit: words outa order
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And when she pulled the wax strip off, it wasn't just hair that came off, but my vulva and labia too. So that's why I'm suing for $30k your honour.
 
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