JonTron in A Hat in Time salt - Developer hasn't removed him from the game

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You know, every time NeoGAF has its poutrage du jour, they ban a few dozen more users.

NeoGAF hasn't had sustainable population for a while. They're going to eat themselves to death.

Meanwhile, Mombot proves psychic:

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By NeoGaf's logic you're not allowed to use Youtube, because they allow Jontron to keep his channel there as well as earn money and ad revenue, so therefor, if you use Youtube you are a neo-nazi because you support a platform that allows him to upload videos/make money. In fact, using this logic I can connect literally anything to Jontron, so in the end we're all neo-nazis I guess.
 
By NeoGaf's logic you're not allowed to use Youtube, because they allow Jontron to keep his channel there as well as earn money and ad revenue, so therefor, if you use Youtube you are a neo-nazi because you support a platform that allows him to upload videos/make money. In fact, using this logic I can connect literally anything to Jontron, so in the end we're all neo-nazis I guess.
And note that that is also polygon's logic, since they asked humble to defend publishing the game. Their influence might be a fraction of what it was, but I bet whoever it was at humble who got that email wanted a drink after they replied.
 
By NeoGaf's logic you're not allowed to use Youtube, because they allow Jontron to keep his channel there as well as earn money and ad revenue, so therefor, if you use Youtube you are a neo-nazi because you support a platform that allows him to upload videos/make money. In fact, using this logic I can connect literally anything to Jontron, so in the end we're all neo-nazis I guess.

I'm a Nazi, you're a Nazi, he's a Nazi, she's a Nazi, wouldn't you like to be a Nazi, too?
 
You know how some companies leak a broken version of the game to trick pirates into outing themselves? The devs should leak a JonTron version for NeoGaffers to pirate.

They could masquerade as a dev giving it away for "goodwill", just like the Darkwood devs did. Claim that you removed JonTron from the game as a 'peace offering' and make the file as large as possible to lure in as many nutjobs as possible, then sit back and relax. The meltdowns would be epic. Thread would go from "Wow, this is really cool, good on you, devs!"
to "You are the shittiest devs in the world. I hope you die and burn and rot in hell, you scumbags. In fact I want the President to call in a black ops team to execute all of you RIGHT NOW or I'm quitting life ALTOGETHER, you sickos. Mods, make it happen, let's tweet @realDonaldTrump right NOW, nevermind the fact that I didn't vote for him, and I was never a part of his base to begin with, if he doesn't do it I will add another 'very' to my description of him being a nazi, thus it will read 'very very nazi' instead of just 'very nazi' on my twitter page where I have FIFTEEN FOLLOWERS".

It would simultaneously be ANOTHER win for the President when he denies them in typically epic Trump fashion, NeoGAF would forever be shamed into irrelevancy (of the few there that wouldn't off themselves from the resulting fallout), and there would just be much rejoicing around the Internet in general.
 
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So JonTron is still in the game, right?

FINALLY a dev that doesn't cave to SJWs.
What I like is that it would have been so easy to remove his lines from the game. He only voiced two extras who had one line each, both of whom could have been re-voiced or just removed altogether without anyone noticing. But they kept them in anyway, because fuck NeoGAF.

Apparently that person only gives 0/0 and 10/10 reviews. Truly an embodiment of the modern age.
You just described 90% of Metacritic.
 
I will never understand the overly autistic mindset that the mere presence of someone you don't like in something you want to buy would in some way ruin your enjoyment of it.

I'm watching The Cosby Show right now. Cosby being a rapey creep doesn't stop me from enjoying the show. It's a good show.

What I like is that it would have been so easy to remove his lines from the game. He only voiced two extras who had one line each, both of whom could have been re-voiced or just removed altogether without anyone noticing. But they kept them in anyway, because fuck NeoGAF.


You just described 90% of Metacritic.

Glad the dev didn't cave to the REEEing. "A LITERAL Nazi does a voice in the game and now I can't buy it. It deserves a 0/10 score on every game site on the internet. Boycott the game by ranting non-stop on Twitter and giving it tons of attention!"
 
Far as this salt goes on Twitter: someone says shut up to someone saying a character made by a POC is voiced by Jon Tron like its a bad thing. Cue another Twitter sperg posting something meant as proof Jon is an evil racist

OT: could use a thread on Cranboonitz. The guy is a real Twitter sperg who thinks we be as bad as Stormfront.

https://twitter.com/CranBoonitz/status/916515245748875265
 
I will never understand the overly autistic mindset that the mere presence of someone you don't like in something you want to buy would in some way ruin your enjoyment of it.

I get it. It's about not supporting someone you don't like. Putting your money where your mouth is so to speak.

I don't get whining like a baby about it.
 
I'm on the fence, but leaning towards, buying this game. It's not really my style but I gotta support proper development. At the very least I'm sending a gj tweet or email. It's refreshing to see then keeping their hands clean.
 
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