JonTron in A Hat in Time salt - Developer hasn't removed him from the game

[Done]

Like many similar terms that make no sense to anyone sane, the term started on the LOLSORANDUM parts of Twitter, where it originally was posted in 2016 by the Twitter account @PixelatedBoat:



The term was immediately latched onto by the blue checkmark brigade on Twitter and used constantly as part of their ever-mutating vernacular thereafter. It's right up there with other terms you're never going to hear outside of said crowd like Sea Lioning.

TL;DR: The left just can't meme..

 

[Jaimas]

TL;DR: The left just can't meme..

It was able to once, a long time ago.

Such times seem so far behind us now.

Yeah, because its a reminder that in spite of all the shills and devs in that board neogaf basically has next to no influence or relevance in the industry itself (outside of the truly spineless of companies) and the only time they ever will be relevant is when everyone on that board commits mass seppuku.

That's not fair, I hear the Firewatch developer is already working on his next writing project.

His fucking suicide note.

 

[Done]

It was able to once, a long time ago.

Such times seem so far behind us now.

Indeed it used to be the opposite, I think it's because they are now the ones with the taboos & rules they need to uphold.. And one can't really make memes if they can't go all the way.

The biggest proof to me is that South Park started switching targets in recent years.. This is a show that values the edginess of its jokes above all, giving zero fucks to whose fee-fees they just curb-stomped to the ground..

 

[Chefbot]

Yooka Laylee removed JonTron and it's considered a disappointment, meanwhile A Hat in Time has JonTron and it's considered a success.

 

[Vault Boy]

Yooka Laylee removed JonTron and it's considered a disappointment, meanwhile A Hat in Time has JonTron and it's considered a success.

Had Playtonic not removed Jon from the game, I bet that there wouldn't have been as many people looking to tear it a new asshole when it released. While the game might've still been considered a disappointment, removing someone as beloved as Jon over the whims of a disdained site like Neogaf really pissed a lot of people off and destroyed much of the goodwill between the developers and the community (particularly on the Steam forum).

Moral of the story? Disregard Neogaf's opinion entirely, especially since they'll find a way to be pissed off regardless.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Xerxes IX]

Like many similar terms that make no sense to anyone sane, the term started on the LOLSORANDUM parts of Twitter, where it originally was posted in 2016 by the Twitter account @PixelatedBoat:



The term was immediately latched onto by the blue checkmark brigade on Twitter and used constantly as part of their ever-mutating vernacular thereafter. It's right up there with other terms you're never going to hear outside of said crowd like Sea Lioning.

I always thought the concept of the milkshake duck in the original post was supposed to be a joke but no, people are taking this dead serious and believe that's how you should think.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

I'm sad to say that with NeoGAF going up in flames, the Hat in Time salt will slowly come to an end.

But don't worry, NeoGAF's efforts were not in vain! They've left a very lasting impression on the game - all the way back on page 7 of the Google search results.

Good ol' NeoGAF - irrelevant in both life and death.

 

[Robotron]

So in the end, Neogaf doesn't go out with a respectable whimper, but with a noteworthy bang ending with everyone pissing all over their grave as they fail to make a dent in "A Hat in Time".

 

[Water-T]

Seeing all the REEEEEING over JonTron having a bit part in the game and being for naught is fucking delicious. Yookla Laylee's devs bent over for NeoGAF and it ended up bombing, while AHIT's devs told them to fuck off and it's selling like hotcakes, which is just gravy.

The only way this can make my boner even harder is when The Last Night comes out, it sells millions, and when all the people who shit on it start handing out GOTY awards to it, the lead dev that NeoGAF tried to blackball tells Malka and his cronies to suck his French dick.

 

[Robotron]

Seeing all the REEEEEING over JonTron having a bit part in the game and being for naught is fucking delicious. Yookla Laylee's devs bent over for NeoGAF and it ended up bombing, while AHIT's devs told them to fuck off and it's selling like hotcakes, which is just gravy.

The only way this can make my boner even harder is when The Last Night comes out, it sells millions, and when all the people who shit on it start handing out GOTY awards to it, the lead dev that NeoGAF tried to blackball tells Malka and his cronies to suck his French dick.

The game hasn't launched yet, but Tim is already calling Malka out as a piece of shit.
https://twitter.com/timsoret/status/921935708704649216

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Incredible Crisis]

The devs of this game didn't deserve the rage of GAF; it's great that they didn't kowtow to them.

I hope more devs recognize that these people are hysterics looking for new things to get angry at.

Spoiler: obvious joke

here's where you say "and that's why you're here, isn't it?"

 

[Terrorist]

we have found the new face of white nationalism, and it's a fat camel jockey named jafar

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Wtf is milkshake ducking?

It’s what you do when you’re on a porn set/orgy and you don’t want cum in your eyes.

 

[Somsnosa]

I always thought the concept of the milkshake duck in the original post was supposed to be a joke but no, people are taking this dead serious and believe that's how you should think.

It originated from pixelatedboat, who is a more jokey version of 9volt and his types. So it was a joke but not really