JonTron Thread

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Jon making a video over some weird ass sloth hating journoscum was unexpected but welcome. The sloth lady though, that's some next level tism. Her mating call also wasn't in the correct key either. No wonder she can't get a man.
Now if IH stopped being a faggot and started uploading again, that would be swell.
I hope it's a big shit post about the history of plagiarism
 
I hope it's a big shit post about the history of plagiarism
That would be pure win. I'm just annoyed since he seemed to have a nice schedule for like 4-6 videos from his fancy series and since the HBomberGuy thing (moon)crickets. Which amazes me since it didn't damage his brand that much anyway and going with the patented Doug Walker approach of "ignore it and it will just go away" would have been perfectly viable in this scenario.
 
Wow, he's late to a YouTube trend while at the same time having an unusually active upload schedule. Just three days after the last video.
It's also fully sponsored by Temu, hopefully this type of low brow content won't become a trend.
>two JonTron videos in the same week
it's a Leap Year miracle
 
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Wow, he's late to a YouTube trend while at the same time having an unusually active upload schedule. Just three days after the last video.
It's also fully sponsored by Temu, hopefully this type of low brow content won't become a trend.
On one hand Temu is just another bullshit merchant. On the other hand it's a fun episode that shows you can just throw props at John and he'll still be funny.
 
On one hand Temu is just another bullshit merchant. On the other hand it's a fun episode that shows you can just throw props at John and he'll still be funny.
Same, call me simpleminded but I was gigling like a retard with this one.
Obviously the only explanation is the IH reads the farms and me calling him a faggot got him off his ass. You can all thank me now.
 
If I call you a faggot does he make more videos or takes them away?
Mmm, truly a profound phylosophical conundrum. Would calling me a faggot energize him after I so epically pwned him, seeing me humiliated on the Internet? or would he collapse in a ouroboros of selfloathing due to being called a faggot by another faggot? A fagoboros if you will.

I truly do not know the answer, but will I ask to you, will you risk it?!
 
Mmm, truly a profound phylosophical conundrum. Would calling me a faggot energize him after I so epically pwned him, seeing me humiliated on the Internet? or would he collapse in a ouroboros of selfloathing due to being called a faggot by another faggot? A fagoboros if you will.

I truly do not know the answer, but will I ask to you, will you risk it?!
I will risk it. You are a faggot.
 
That one wasn't very good. Temu is cheap chinese shit. I lost a little bit of respect for Jon for partnering with them.. I would have hoped he knew better... With that said, if somebody paid *me* to be a sellout, I would probably take the money because I need it...

That doesn't mean that I don't look down on other sellouts, like Jon.
 
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