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So I'm updating this post a little. I saw the op updated and thought it might include some of this stuff but its more about his conspiracy video so I'm putting a little bit of stuff together here to include.

First off yes this man did get away with rape. The post with the victim's side of the story is in this post here:

What I realized isn't in this thread is his response (archive) (and the first one which talks about it (archive)) to it. He has a blog (archive) which is very much now dead where he posted it. What's now surprising to me is that now he's taken the laziest approach to trying to cover it up. The blog was linked on the Spirit Science meet the team for three years going right back to those things but apparently in the past few months they've made a few changes.
I remember this because it caused some drama within the Spirit Science cult community. Looked through the thread but I don't think anyone has posted the phone call where he admits to the rape and says some crazy shit about how he was possessed when he did it. I couldn't immediately find it but I'm sure it's still around - I'll look for it in the morning. Reading his response, his account of the way he was 'tricked' into confessing is weird to say the least. From the "An Open Letter to the Gohst" blog post linked above:

And so, two times we had a phone call; each time you asked me to listen and confirm your experience. You asked for my cooperation in a verbal affirmation of your story as a part of a healing exercise, so that you could make sense of and be at peace with what had transpired between us. [...]

In my cooperation during the call, there was a moment where you asked me repeatedly “why do you think I felt this way?”, I then did verbally confirm “you were raped”, because that is what you alluded to wanting to hear, and it became apparent later that you wanted to hear it because you were recording it. I recognize I should have said “you felt raped”, as this is more accurate to my understanding of what happened, but realizing this may have been a trigger in that moment of the call, I said what I said putting aside my ego or any thought of self preservation.
 
I remember this because it caused some drama within the Spirit Science cult community. Looked through the thread but I don't think anyone has posted the phone call where he admits to the rape and says some crazy shit about how he was possessed when he did it. I couldn't immediately find it but I'm sure it's still around - I'll look for it in the morning. Reading his response, his account of the way he was 'tricked' into confessing is weird to say the least. From the "An Open Letter to the Gohst" blog post linked above:
I've tried to find it but I can't. Her blog is deleted and the archive doesn't let you access the video call. Looking at the outside article that was posted in this thread from evonews they say the call was recorded by the police and this is what they transcribed from it:
  • Tori: After all of this, how do you think I felt that day?
  • Duchnycz: Like the worst day ever.
  • Tori: Try again.
  • Duchnycz: Like you wanted to die. Like you wanted to kill me.
  • Tori: I don’t know if I’d go that far.
  • Duchnycz: I wouldn’t blame you.
  • Tori: Well, how do you think I felt?
  • Duchnycz: Traumatized.
  • Tori: Yes.
  • Duchnycz: I didn’t, um, looking at it now I can’t see very clearly but traumatized is the answer. If you would have asked me that day with the awareness I had at that time, I would have said, I would have said like, I would have hoped you felt supported and loved.
  • Tori: Why do you think I felt traumatized after all that, that day?
  • Duchnycz: Well, this, that’s, that’s what I’m saying. I can see very clearly now.
  • Tori: But I want to know. Why? Why do you think I felt traumatized?
  • Duchnycz: Because you were raped…
Jordan River is Duchnycz.
 
What a based and indigopilled documentary, telling everyone about the evils of the Demiurge. Believe in yourselves.

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The Conspiracy of Everything is one of Spirit Science's more recent documentaries. It is a whopping 4 hour long watch time. Linked below is the 3 1/2 hour edited version. It is missing a section on QAnon and certain sections concerning COVID-19 are edited. I watched the full unedited version on their website.
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They imediately begin discussing how the world is like The Matrix - something people definitely don't think about when they do a metric shit tonne of lsd.
I can definitely see the appeal of Spirit Science. It's like QAnon, insofar as they are both large tapestries of conspiracies tied to one grand narrative.
"Transcendant people do what is hard, and that is why their lives are easy"
"We share a metric buttload of memes online" - 9:13, I'm ashamed we use the same measurements
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He discusses the universe being a hologram. And how these "cosmic forces" that belie the universe are non-linear, so our actions now can affect the past.
Around 14:10 he starts talking about how ghosts and apparitions are some kind of "glitch" in the Matrix
"Even though science says these things (ie: birds disappearing, levitation) are impossible, quantum physics doesn't even follow science"
"As long as we believe in the physical world we won't be able to escape it"
"The soul is a source of light trapped in a cage of darkness" - Thoth's Emerald Tablets - Sounds pretty Heaven's Gate rn
"We actively perpetuate the demiurge through our beliefs" - man's explicitly arguing our thoughts affect DNA
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Thanks, I hate it.
This first part is all about establishing how special the viewer is for "seeing past the facade of our percieved reality" and since they're so special they should watch this whole thing. Not knowing how this goes forward, I was very uncomfortable with the constant "You need to embrace the void and forsake the physical" because it's giving me Jonestown vibes

It opens with a warning that it's dark episode, I'm assuming pedophilia but I'm hoping for space jews
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Ahhhh minute 20 we have the Epstein connection, with the Clinton's being mentioned at 23:10
He claims Epstein was a domino
At minute 23:50 he says the ruling elite gain their power from children and adrenochrome oh
wow
I wasn't expecting so much so fast
He's going full Alex Jones with the torturing kids bit, and then cites his sources as Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing, and Aldous Huxley.
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He's citing Sidney Powell, Trump's temporary legal council that he fired because she was too crazy
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MY MAN'S TALKING ABOUT REPTILIANS
:story:

These elites are pawns of the shape shifting reptilians (Minute 27) and they're changing and enslaving us. They're called...wait for it...THE DEEP STATE
They're editing our genes through monsanto
Alcoa wants to put fluoride in our water because they have a shit ton of aluminum and needed to put the biproduct somewhere, and it makes us more submissive I guess
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He cites this disgraced academic about why fluoride will sleep with your daughter and make you take care of the kid
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Tech is making us degenerate. To be fair, you're using a computer to read the farms so he's not wrong.
That's the 45 minute mark, see you in chapter 3

Alright I just brewed some more coffee, and I'm really enjoying the ride so far. still about three hours left to go
We're resuming at minute 45
Oh yiss we're in ufo territory now, apparently the whole section about the reptilians wasn't alien enough.
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He cites Robert Dean, former army major and living person, his credibility is his pony tail.

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I don't really know what her deal is but she's the only nice one to look at so I'm sharing the love
UFOs exist, we went to the moon, and NASA is suppressing info about aliens because it'll destroy our religions
UFOs can bend light, and are hard to get into - but apparently the government has one
There's not a lot of info on it though, because each research team is assigned one room in the UFO and cannot communicate with the other research teams
Sounds dumb, but also the most believable part of this doc so far because the feds would 100% think this is a good idea
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High quality JRE interview around minute 53
Spirit Science isn't sure if we don't know about aliens because they're being hidden by the autistic illuminati or we haven't ascended yet
NAZI SCIENTISTS JOINED THE US SPACE PROGRAM...CURIOUS???
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Hell yes Icke time
British PM Ted Heath is confirmed alien with yellow eyes at the 1 hour mark
During his discussion about Icke (1:01:00) he mentions major organizations that control the world for the NWO. Without revealing my powerlevel, I have worked for two of these organizations and can confirm they are too incompetent to run the world, let alone their own office picnics.
Aliens don't like us because we have a psychic odor that makes us stinky, mean, and intergalactic uggos

Alright I'm over one our in, 2 1/2 to go

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He opens with an actually valid criticism of big tech, discussing how users of free services are the product.
It's almost a very solid point until he says it doesn't matter because reality is an illusion
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He's discussing deepfakes and how it makes it difficult to determine what's real, also true
Now he's discussing microchips and Elongated Muskrat's Neuralink at 1:08:00
We're apparently going to use chips to connect ourselves to the internet and download all of the information.
That would be pretty cool tbh until I accidentally download 16 petabites of Tumblr porn and fanfic to my brain and I collapse into a black hole

This is probably going to be the shortest chapter I write about because he just spergs about hunting dragons in vr with some woman instead of going on a coffee date idk
He says reality could be forsaken and gross because we're going to be obsessed with the virtual world and make it perfect. According to his own logic though, the physical world isn't real and shouldn't matter how we take care of it
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When we connect to the internet with our brains and join the Matrix VR game the big tech will take over our brains because our species is literally too lazy to ready the user agreement - literally. 1:19:00

He's discussing how social media and tech is designed to be addicting, and this whole part is honestly pretty good. It's funny because he can properly recognize the bad situation we have let emerge, but he thinks it's because of aliens and child molesters which is just 10/10

He said there are two types of people who handled COVID: People who wear masks and freak out, and people who sat at home and learned new skills

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One of the many commenters on their website

So who's running this show? At minute 1:31:00 "Q refers to them as the "Deep State" - but so does Spirit Science, so take that as you will
"Power grows in secret, show how do we know where the real power is?" Sounds like a problem, chief
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Some ~40% of Americans think the government concealed 9/11 info
Then he goes on talking about how wallstreet took puts against the airline industry on 9/10, which is not abnormal given tourist season had just ended

Lol at 1:40:00 he claims a missile hit the pentagon, and all eye witnesses were paid actors and the plane debris on the scene was deliberately placed there. Also the footage of the plane striking the Pentagon were edited.
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GUYS SADDAM HUSSEIN FOUND A STARGATE (1:41:00)
Apparently Saddam was going to use the Stargate to harrass the Anunaki and expose their existence, so Bush faked 9/11 to invade

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Apparently MK-Ultra is associated with time travel
He explains how psychoactives like LSD were used to "hypnotize" people and suggests they were used to create mass delusions surrounding 09/11 and COVID 1:51:00
OH SHIT
This next section is removed from the Youtube clip and it covers QAnon
I've been playing the Youtube and unedited one side-by-side and this is the first major difference. Because it's not in the Youtube video I will not be providing time stamps
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So Spirit Science endorses Q, goes into the history briefly and the belief system. He's fairly accurate about their beliefs, even explaining the awakening. He says the Clintons, Soros, Obama, and other celebrities are part of the cabal.
He goes on about Comet Pizza being targeted as a child sex ring but it being a false flag to distract the good guys.
"If QAnon is fake then why is it being snuffed out across the internet?" I guess it doesn't help since this thing is what got the video removed at first

Woaaahh so apparently there are two secret governments. One is good and one is evil. QAnon is targeting the evil one, and there's these good enlightened aliens who are also pulling the strings. I'm not entirely sure about how the internal political dynamic works between these two cabals, but that's pretty cool they can have a turf war on our planet without us finding out.

"The greatest part of our story is still yet to come."
Don't edge me like this Spirit Science, how much more can you blow my mind in an hour and a half?
Let's press on

I have no idea where this chapter is going to go, but I'm excited.

Wow, I can't say I'm surprised but I didn't expect this
Space Lasers
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Tesla's inventions are being used for evil, and these space lasers are causing the Californian and Australian wildfires
at 1:58:00 he shows "energy signatures" emanating in the center of the country around the time California had a gender reveal party in the middle of the woods
But why would we burn down our own land?
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Because we want high speed rails and the fkn trees keep getting in the way. Welcome to a Buttigieg presidency, libs
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Oh good lol Hugo Chavez apparently blamed US space lasers for causing the Haitian earthquake. Luckily Spirit Science admits Chavez claimed this with no evidence and scientists believe it was caused by moving tectonic plates. He said this verbatim at 2:00:00
I would like to hear Chavez' response to the space laser controversy, but like many of Spirit Science's sources, he's fucking dead

The US government is using HAARP to switch the magnetic poles, because the government doesn't have enough problems right now.
He claims HAARP is to blame for people hearing a light humming noise across the world, then proceeds to describe tinnitus
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Ok, he lost me at this part, but there's this ship called the Philadelphia that they experimented with and it could teleport randomly across the ocean
There were two witnesses, one made a movie about it and everyone saw him as a con artist, the other guy watched the movie and then claimed he was brainwashed to forget that he witnessed the experiment but the movie brought the memories back.

Now he's discussing the Mandela Effect , Berenstain Bears, Looney Tunes, etc
This is apparently evidence that we're shifting through dimensions and yada yada yada

Right out of the gate COVID-19 is a bullshit pandemic
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He claims that vaccines are trying to inject us with nanonparticles to make us submissive and prevent ascension
-The following bit is also censored by Youtube so I cannot provide a timestamp
He's talking about "the great reset" and how global elites are trying to conspire against the public
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He says the Great Reset is objective fact, and describes it as, "A great rewriting of world systems"
Everything will blur from black and white to grey
Dates will be referred to as BC=Before Corona and AC=After Corona

Not relevant, but he mentions how plagues affected the Byzantine Empire and I really hate how he pronounces Byzantine

The social contract will change where everyone will be more sustainable and inclusive (in a bad way)

Most of this is babbling about how COVID is super transmissible to humans, suggesting it's manmade

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"This virus was definitively planned or put forth by a high level of authority"
He advertises his other documentary Plandemic. Maybe I'll check that out next

He continues repeating some claims by various scientists that the virus could have been manufactured by the commies
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Here he mentions quantum dots (and reads of the wikipedia introduction paragraph verbatim) and how they are going to be used to track people
He cites Bill Gates' involvement in vaccine distribution, implying he's going to brainwash us to by Xboxes

Patent 060606 is mentioned, Microsoft's patent for some crypto nft thing. He implies it will be used to chip humans and gather information about them. Something that makes no sense, since a microchip isn't part of the patent. He's just stressed because it has three sixes.
"By activating your light body you will be able to resist the panic amidst the chaos"

At this point the unedited version and the youtube version deviate slightly, so I will not be providing timestamps for the few remaining chapters

So the demiurge is real and it leaves inside all of us
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We live in sad paradigms of existence limited by our limited belief systems
"When a doctor recommends you medication to help them with their illnesses, they take it and don't ask questions"

We learned the lessons of quarantine, it erodes the sole and makes us submissive, unable to ascend
There are also layers of quarantine within ourselves, apparently

Humans are obsessed with enslavement, domination and subjugation

He discusses the absolute, unironic animal holocaust in weird detail
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Speciesism is keeping aliens from contacting us, because if we are going to harm animals, we'll reject the aliens

If we go to space then we'd go subjugating the aliens that are apparently subjugating us right now. So we need to wait until we're space Gandhi and will peacefully resist them until we leave in peace with them

"The Illuminati is operating child sex rings in the Matrix," another direct quote

We must develop spiritual technology so we can advance to space

OOooooOOOooOOoOoOooOOO

The final half hour stretch is just below

We've finally made it! The finale!

"We are undergoing an exponential increase of veils being lifted"
"The lights are collectively turning on. And now there is so much light we are blind"

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Guards, arrest this hippie

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Man's quoting Master Yoda unironically

He said that people change literally change their DNA with just belief, saying over 95% of defects have nothing to do with DNA issues. Even if that were true it's seriously overlooking that other 5%.
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People who do psychedelics can communicate with other dimensions, but the trade-off is that they lose their minds.
So hear me out, what if they lost their minds and aren't actually talking with extra-dimensional people?

Spirit Science is recommending you check out their reviews on spiritual retreats to trigger your spiritual awakening
Not all shamans are prepared to deal with the depths of psychedelic energy so be careful who you ascend with

Change is a universal constant and society does not change

We can transform ourselves into deities by mastering the "three parts of wisdom" that control the universe: Alchemy, Astrology, and Faergy

"Could it truly be possible to master our bodies, our minds, and our consciousness to break free from the limits of our physical world, but also time and space as well?" no

"If Jesus could do it so can we"

"With enough conscious presence in the body and a strong enough light body we can control the forces of nature"

We will be able to "quantumly entangle" ourselves in space

"FInd your own truth" also "Wait those guys are wrong"

Lol he finished with, "And all of this is just a theory...a conspiracy theory!" like it was game theory jfc

That concludes the Conspiracy of Everything. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, lads and ladettes.

Edit: This was the original comment that served as the OP for a few hours. The OP is fully updated now and this has returned to being a comment
 
So I'm updating this post a little. I saw the op updated and thought it might include some of this stuff but its more about his conspiracy video so I'm putting some things together here to include.

First off yes this man did get away with rape. The post with the victim's side of the story is in this post here:

What I realized isn't in this thread is his response (archive) (and the first one which talks about it (archive)) to it. He has a blog (archive) which is very much now dead where he posted it. What's surprising to me is that now he's taken the laziest approach to trying to cover it up. The blog was linked on the Spirit Science meet the team for three years directly linking to a page which had the rape posts front and center but apparently in the past few months they've made a few changes.
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Here's Jordan's new about. In comparison to the old one from the post above he ditched the link to his blog, whether it was to hide the old posts or clear up space is up to you.

Since I'm mad about this now I'll give an update on all the members of the team:
New about, new archive
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Amy changed from Community High Priestess to Community Headmistress... not sure if its a downgrade but she's now first after Jordan in the meet the team.

Ben Burke is gone. Our shaman of operations shall be missed.

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Joseph Andrew is now Jozeph LumiNox. He also got promoted from "Enchanter of Flow" to "Conduit of Flow-WebWeaver, TechnoCarpenter, PranaMagician." Please congratulate him.

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Selena Violet is still the "Keeper of the Realm" but she's been moved down a few pegs. She's also gone from highly intuitive to just intuitive. There are other slight changes but none too major.

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Garth got moved up a few spots, and his position changed from Earth Healer to Rainbow Healer and Coach. Other edits are minor and not too noteworthy.

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María here lost her last name Arciniegas, and had several large edits. Just copying her original below:
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Ariel has been put further down the page and her about is unedited.

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Chris was above Ariel once... now he's wandered below her. Unedited as well. He has an insta but I don't have mine set up to pull that.

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Karen went from Luminary Intuitive to that title. That's all I'm gonna say.

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A new member has appeared and he's a freaking sith lord.

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Nikola is the same just demoted to below the sith lord.

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Alexsander is still around where he was, there's just less full timers below him.

A new section was also added regarding volunteers lmao they do it for freeeeeeee


Here is Adam.
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Harriet proves that this isn't just some North American phenomenon and anyone can join a cult from around the world. Patch Tarot is also their official tarot set with their own artwork. Glad she's moved on from student to reader. Go her.
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Petronela also hails from afar. Nice to see she's well studied.
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Brazilian Canadian. Also I'm disappointed to see a fellow Cancer taking astrology seriously. Literally everyone I know born in July/late June were laughed at for being a cancer crab.
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Also added on: THE BLOGGERS

New to the team is Christopher. Look at all those qualifications. Call him if you find yourself in Atlantic waters.
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I have Christopher and our final member out of order here, but Cameron is also a blogger. I feel kind of bad for him because he is a veteran who may have seen some really horrifying things. I guess you can say its comforting he's found something. I hope he's happy. Here's a link to his podcast. Rough to find since there is another Hermit Radio that reviews music from the psychedelic era. Off topic but if you're interested in that there's a link for it.
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Previous team members and the bios of ones who are still holding on can be found in my old post linked at the top of this one.


I'm excited to listen through the conspiracy video. I don't think I'll be able to handle it all at once so I plan to do a bit at a time. Just felt that since the op was updated other information should be as well. I also got mad when I saw Jordan removing links to his rapey past from his name. Also I apologize for posting early I misclicked while uploading images.
Holy shit this is like Soy scientology.
 
The Conspiracy of Everything is one of Spirit Science's more recent documentaries. It is a whopping 4 hour long watch time. Linked below is the 3 1/2 hour edited version. It is missing a section on QAnon and certain sections concerning COVID-19 are edited. I watched the full unedited version on their website.
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They imediately begin discussing how the world is like The Matrix - something people definitely don't think about when they do a metric shit tonne of lsd.
I can definitely see the appeal of Spirit Science. It's like QAnon, insofar as they are both large tapestries of conspiracies tied to one grand narrative.
"Transcendant people do what is hard, and that is why their lives are easy"
"We share a metric buttload of memes online" - 9:13, I'm ashamed we use the same measurements
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He discusses the universe being a hologram. And how these "cosmic forces" that belie the universe are non-linear, so our actions now can affect the past.
Around 14:10 he starts talking about how ghosts and apparitions are some kind of "glitch" in the Matrix
"Even though science says these things (ie: birds disappearing, levitation) are impossible, quantum physics doesn't even follow science"
"As long as we believe in the physical world we won't be able to escape it"
"The soul is a source of light trapped in a cage of darkness" - Thoth's Emerald Tablets - Sounds pretty Heaven's Gate rn
"We actively perpetuate the demiurge through our beliefs" - man's explicitly arguing our thoughts affect DNA
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Thanks, I hate it.
This first part is all about establishing how special the viewer is for "seeing past the facade of our percieved reality" and since they're so special they should watch this whole thing. Not knowing how this goes forward, I was very uncomfortable with the constant "You need to embrace the void and forsake the physical" because it's giving me Jonestown vibes

It opens with a warning that it's dark episode, I'm assuming pedophilia but I'm hoping for space jews
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Ahhhh minute 20 we have the Epstein connection, with the Clinton's being mentioned at 23:10
He claims Epstein was a domino
At minute 23:50 he says the ruling elite gain their power from children and adrenochrome oh
wow
I wasn't expecting so much so fast
He's going full Alex Jones with the torturing kids bit, and then cites his sources as Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing, and Aldous Huxley.
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He's citing Sidney Powell, Trump's temporary legal council that he fired because she was too crazy
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MY MAN'S TALKING ABOUT REPTILIANS
:story:

These elites are pawns of the shape shifting reptilians (Minute 27) and they're changing and enslaving us. They're called...wait for it...THE DEEP STATE
They're editing our genes through monsanto
Alcoa wants to put fluoride in our water because they have a shit ton of aluminum and needed to put the biproduct somewhere, and it makes us more submissive I guess
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He cites this disgraced academic about why fluoride will sleep with your daughter and make you take care of the kid
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Tech is making us degenerate. To be fair, you're using a computer to read the farms so he's not wrong.
That's the 45 minute mark, see you in chapter 3

Alright I just brewed some more coffee, and I'm really enjoying the ride so far. still about three hours left to go
We're resuming at minute 45
Oh yiss we're in ufo territory now, apparently the whole section about the reptilians wasn't alien enough.
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He cites Robert Dean, former army major and living person, his credibility is his pony tail.

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I don't really know what her deal is but she's the only nice one to look at so I'm sharing the love
UFOs exist, we went to the moon, and NASA is suppressing info about aliens because it'll destroy our religions
UFOs can bend light, and are hard to get into - but apparently the government has one
There's not a lot of info on it though, because each research team is assigned one room in the UFO and cannot communicate with the other research teams
Sounds dumb, but also the most believable part of this doc so far because the feds would 100% think this is a good idea
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High quality JRE interview around minute 53
Spirit Science isn't sure if we don't know about aliens because they're being hidden by the autistic illuminati or we haven't ascended yet
NAZI SCIENTISTS JOINED THE US SPACE PROGRAM...CURIOUS???
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Hell yes Icke time
British PM Ted Heath is confirmed alien with yellow eyes at the 1 hour mark
During his discussion about Icke (1:01:00) he mentions major organizations that control the world for the NWO. Without revealing my powerlevel, I have worked for two of these organizations and can confirm they are too incompetent to run the world, let alone their own office picnics.
Aliens don't like us because we have a psychic odor that makes us stinky, mean, and intergalactic uggos

Alright I'm over one our in, 2 1/2 to go

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He opens with an actually valid criticism of big tech, discussing how users of free services are the product.
It's almost a very solid point until he says it doesn't matter because reality is an illusion
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He's discussing deepfakes and how it makes it difficult to determine what's real, also true
Now he's discussing microchips and Elongated Muskrat's Neuralink at 1:08:00
We're apparently going to use chips to connect ourselves to the internet and download all of the information.
That would be pretty cool tbh until I accidentally download 16 petabites of Tumblr porn and fanfic to my brain and I collapse into a black hole

This is probably going to be the shortest chapter I write about because he just spergs about hunting dragons in vr with some woman instead of going on a coffee date idk
He says reality could be forsaken and gross because we're going to be obsessed with the virtual world and make it perfect. According to his own logic though, the physical world isn't real and shouldn't matter how we take care of it
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When we connect to the internet with our brains and join the Matrix VR game the big tech will take over our brains because our species is literally too lazy to ready the user agreement - literally. 1:19:00

He's discussing how social media and tech is designed to be addicting, and this whole part is honestly pretty good. It's funny because he can properly recognize the bad situation we have let emerge, but he thinks it's because of aliens and child molesters which is just 10/10

He said there are two types of people who handled COVID: People who wear masks and freak out, and people who sat at home and learned new skills

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One of the many commenters on their website

So who's running this show? At minute 1:31:00 "Q refers to them as the "Deep State" - but so does Spirit Science, so take that as you will
"Power grows in secret, show how do we know where the real power is?" Sounds like a problem, chief
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Some ~40% of Americans think the government concealed 9/11 info
Then he goes on talking about how wallstreet took puts against the airline industry on 9/10, which is not abnormal given tourist season had just ended

Lol at 1:40:00 he claims a missile hit the pentagon, and all eye witnesses were paid actors and the plane debris on the scene was deliberately placed there. Also the footage of the plane striking the Pentagon were edited.
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GUYS SADDAM HUSSEIN FOUND A STARGATE (1:41:00)
Apparently Saddam was going to use the Stargate to harrass the Anunaki and expose their existence, so Bush faked 9/11 to invade

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Apparently MK-Ultra is associated with time travel
He explains how psychoactives like LSD were used to "hypnotize" people and suggests they were used to create mass delusions surrounding 09/11 and COVID 1:51:00
OH SHIT
This next section is removed from the Youtube clip and it covers QAnon
I've been playing the Youtube and unedited one side-by-side and this is the first major difference. Because it's not in the Youtube video I will not be providing time stamps
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So Spirit Science endorses Q, goes into the history briefly and the belief system. He's fairly accurate about their beliefs, even explaining the awakening. He says the Clintons, Soros, Obama, and other celebrities are part of the cabal.
He goes on about Comet Pizza being targeted as a child sex ring but it being a false flag to distract the good guys.
"If QAnon is fake then why is it being snuffed out across the internet?" I guess it doesn't help since this thing is what got the video removed at first

Woaaahh so apparently there are two secret governments. One is good and one is evil. QAnon is targeting the evil one, and there's these good enlightened aliens who are also pulling the strings. I'm not entirely sure about how the internal political dynamic works between these two cabals, but that's pretty cool they can have a turf war on our planet without us finding out.

"The greatest part of our story is still yet to come."
Don't edge me like this Spirit Science, how much more can you blow my mind in an hour and a half?
Let's press on

I have no idea where this chapter is going to go, but I'm excited.

Wow, I can't say I'm surprised but I didn't expect this
Space Lasers
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Tesla's inventions are being used for evil, and these space lasers are causing the Californian and Australian wildfires
at 1:58:00 he shows "energy signatures" emanating in the center of the country around the time California had a gender reveal party in the middle of the woods
But why would we burn down our own land?
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Because we want high speed rails and the fkn trees keep getting in the way. Welcome to a Buttigieg presidency, libs
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Oh good lol Hugo Chavez apparently blamed US space lasers for causing the Haitian earthquake. Luckily Spirit Science admits Chavez claimed this with no evidence and scientists believe it was caused by moving tectonic plates. He said this verbatim at 2:00:00
I would like to hear Chavez' response to the space laser controversy, but like many of Spirit Science's sources, he's fucking dead

The US government is using HAARP to switch the magnetic poles, because the government doesn't have enough problems right now.
He claims HAARP is to blame for people hearing a light humming noise across the world, then proceeds to describe tinnitus
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Ok, he lost me at this part, but there's this ship called the Philadelphia that they experimented with and it could teleport randomly across the ocean
There were two witnesses, one made a movie about it and everyone saw him as a con artist, the other guy watched the movie and then claimed he was brainwashed to forget that he witnessed the experiment but the movie brought the memories back.

Now he's discussing the Mandela Effect , Berenstain Bears, Looney Tunes, etc
This is apparently evidence that we're shifting through dimensions and yada yada yada

Right out of the gate COVID-19 is a bullshit pandemic
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He claims that vaccines are trying to inject us with nanonparticles to make us submissive and prevent ascension
-The following bit is also censored by Youtube so I cannot provide a timestamp
He's talking about "the great reset" and how global elites are trying to conspire against the public
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He says the Great Reset is objective fact, and describes it as, "A great rewriting of world systems"
Everything will blur from black and white to grey
Dates will be referred to as BC=Before Corona and AC=After Corona

Not relevant, but he mentions how plagues affected the Byzantine Empire and I really hate how he pronounces Byzantine

The social contract will change where everyone will be more sustainable and inclusive (in a bad way)

Most of this is babbling about how COVID is super transmissible to humans, suggesting it's manmade

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"This virus was definitively planned or put forth by a high level of authority"
He advertises his other documentary Plandemic. Maybe I'll check that out next

He continues repeating some claims by various scientists that the virus could have been manufactured by the commies
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Here he mentions quantum dots (and reads of the wikipedia introduction paragraph verbatim) and how they are going to be used to track people
He cites Bill Gates' involvement in vaccine distribution, implying he's going to brainwash us to by Xboxes

Patent 060606 is mentioned, Microsoft's patent for some crypto nft thing. He implies it will be used to chip humans and gather information about them. Something that makes no sense, since a microchip isn't part of the patent. He's just stressed because it has three sixes.
"By activating your light body you will be able to resist the panic amidst the chaos"

At this point the unedited version and the youtube version deviate slightly, so I will not be providing timestamps for the few remaining chapters

So the demiurge is real and it leaves inside all of us
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We live in sad paradigms of existence limited by our limited belief systems
"When a doctor recommends you medication to help them with their illnesses, they take it and don't ask questions"

We learned the lessons of quarantine, it erodes the sole and makes us submissive, unable to ascend
There are also layers of quarantine within ourselves, apparently

Humans are obsessed with enslavement, domination and subjugation

He discusses the absolute, unironic animal holocaust in weird detail
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Speciesism is keeping aliens from contacting us, because if we are going to harm animals, we'll reject the aliens

If we go to space then we'd go subjugating the aliens that are apparently subjugating us right now. So we need to wait until we're space Gandhi and will peacefully resist them until we leave in peace with them

"The Illuminati is operating child sex rings in the Matrix," another direct quote

We must develop spiritual technology so we can advance to space

OOooooOOOooOOoOoOooOOO

The final half hour stretch is just below

We've finally made it! The finale!

"We are undergoing an exponential increase of veils being lifted"
"The lights are collectively turning on. And now there is so much light we are blind"

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Guards, arrest this hippie

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Man's quoting Master Yoda unironically

He said that people change literally change their DNA with just belief, saying over 95% of defects have nothing to do with DNA issues. Even if that were true it's seriously overlooking that other 5%.
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People who do psychedelics can communicate with other dimensions, but the trade-off is that they lose their minds.
So hear me out, what if they lost their minds and aren't actually talking with extra-dimensional people?

Spirit Science is recommending you check out their reviews on spiritual retreats to trigger your spiritual awakening
Not all shamans are prepared to deal with the depths of psychedelic energy so be careful who you ascend with

Change is a universal constant and society does not change

We can transform ourselves into deities by mastering the "three parts of wisdom" that control the universe: Alchemy, Astrology, and Faergy

"Could it truly be possible to master our bodies, our minds, and our consciousness to break free from the limits of our physical world, but also time and space as well?" no

"If Jesus could do it so can we"

"With enough conscious presence in the body and a strong enough light body we can control the forces of nature"

We will be able to "quantumly entangle" ourselves in space

"FInd your own truth" also "Wait those guys are wrong"

Lol he finished with, "And all of this is just a theory...a conspiracy theory!" like it was game theory jfc

That concludes the Conspiracy of Everything. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, lads and ladettes.

Edit: This was the original comment that served as the OP for a few hours. The OP is fully updated now and this has returned to being a comment
Christ Almighty Lord. this is like pepe silvia levels of overly reading too much into things
 
Here are some responses to Spirit Science

Telltale is a modern ex-JW Youtube skeptic who discusses cults and their psychology

The Spirit Science Cult Explains Chakras​


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OneyPlays discusses Jordan D. and here's a compilation of it - this had me laughing

Best of Jordan D/Spirit Science (Oneyplays Compilation)​


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Here are a group of Christians who recognized Jordan and started interviewing him. Watch the life leave his eyes when he realizes halfway through the interview they're about to try to convert him

Conversation with creator of spirit science: CROSSwalk Talk: Ep 1​


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  • Duchnycz: Well, this, that’s, that’s what I’m saying. I can see very clearly now.
  • Tori: But I want to know. Why? Why do you think I felt traumatized?
  • Duchnycz: Because you were raped…
How deranged and how little of a man do you have to be to not only rape a woman but then do this beating around the bush bullshit.

"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I've learned the error of my ways. You know I think I was possessed!"

Cool, you still raped a chick.
 
I remember I watched this when it was a new thing and you may guessed it - I didn't liked it. My buffer for stupid shit is filled after 40-minutes long blathering. Anyway, this is utter shit-tier "religion" that I came across in my whole life. It is like "Time Cube" meets Scientology and Christianity/Buddhism. Nothing makes sense, like literally nothing said in this video have any value to be stored in your memory. The sources presented in this video must to be for laughs. The "Ancient Aliens" is more mundane than this schizo story. Frankly, I was lost after first 30 seconds when story unwrapped itself into teenage girls understanding the complexity of space.

I would love to meet the headmaster of this religion and have a talk with him for more or less 10 minutes or so. Just to be sure does he make it for money or really believe this incoherent pile of shit he calls story. Sumerians the oldest civilization on Earth? Sir, have you heard about Indus Valley Civilisation? Although, I have to admit I really like old Sumerians legends and how Earth was created, the explanation presented in this video is hazy to say the least.
 
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