Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

I didn't know Peterson kept a public diary of his dreams and feelings. Cringe. He is :powerlevel: hard.

Not that surprising, given his leanings to psychoanalysis (which is relatively rare in psychological circles these days outside France, for good reason) and especially his Jungian bent with "archetypes" and symbolism and meaning.

As I've said before, Peterson's pretensions need mocking and his philosphical program is not deep or intellectual like dumbasses think it is, but I think if you look at Peterson honestly and hear him speak he's not one of the people doing things out of ego like Milo or Candace Owens or lispy ol' Mike Chernovish. He actually seems like a sensitive and sometimes depressed man. Since these threads are about laughing at people people tend to pick cows apart a little too much and in this case I think ascribing bad intentions to a man that is simply very philosophically confused misses the mark. It's true he's put a lot of thought into things, but that doesn't mean his thought is actually that great. His ideas really are just super-gussied up stoner philosophy. And he's not unique in that regards, he's part of a "type" of academic intellectual and that's why I say he's not trying to be dishonest about religion. Because he's not the only person that talks about religion that way, and he truly means it, because his views doesn't make sense doesn't mean he's trying to mislead or pull a fast one. I used to argue with these types long before Peterson came into the picture, they had similar anti-postmodernist postmodernist views as JBP and rambled about metaphor instead archetype, but the underlying thoughts are the same. They're basically the people that claim that religion is "metaphor," and that it part of a Gouldian "non-overlapping magisteria," that somehow is in a same realm as art and music, which is an immensely retarded and philosophically bankrupt idea especially given that religions make specifical metaphysical claims about the world and the arts, etc, do not, but it is the belief of these pretentious theologian types that somewhat realize religion has no factual basis but can't give it up. You argue with these people and they're slippery fish, and you think they're intellectually dishonest, and in many ways they are, but they're fooling themselves as much as anyone else.

I absolutely love mocking Jordan Peterson's retarded philosophical leanings, and maybe he is a hypocrite, but of most cows I think he's one of the most genuine and human (contrast to youtubers in general). IMO, and not to be a killjoy, but people get so wrapped up in picking cows apart that their evils are sometimes exaggerated, especially when politics are involved. I honestly don't see JPB being a malicious person in the slightest.

A lot of why Peterson holds stupid ideas actually make sense (like the dream diary mentioned above) when taken as a whole and you understand what some of his philosophical underpinnings are. It doesn't make it any less retarded, but they're not just random dumb ideas he has, it's part of the overall greater framework of bullshit.
 
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If anyone still doubts that Peterson is a lolcow, I invite you to watch this video of him in tears over the apparent lack of respect for 'individualism':
Okay, I'm conviced this guy has some form of bipolar disorder and is stuck in a manic episode that seems to have lasted years. This guy is clearly unwell and his minion fanbase defending and romanticizing his every move is as hilarious as it is very concerning.
 
His ideas really are just super-gussied up stoner philosophy.

And this isn't funny as fuck to you? While people are acting as if he's the second coming of atheist jung jesus?

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I suppose I might be more on the fence if I had thought they were joking, but having met more than a few people who talk about Jordan Peterson all starry-eyed, I'm pretty sure they're being absolutely sincere.
 
Okay, I'm conviced this guy has some form of bipolar disorder and is stuck in a manic episode that seems to have lasted years. This guy is clearly unwell and his minion fanbase defending and romanticizing his every move is as hilarious as it is very concerning.

Well, I think he's alluded to depression. Despite having a psychoanalytic bent he's still competent on real psychology, and he'd recognize the symptoms of bipolar disorder (or a related disorder) for sure, especially being a clinical practitioner. I think he may have demons in his closet or emotional problems that keep him up at night. I also think he's alluded to health issues, which is why he has his unhealthy meat-only diet (imagine how painful those diamond-hard shits must be). Who knows, it's hard not to laugh. Dude needs to smoke a bowl and get laid and be let in on the great joke that is humanity before he jumps in front of a subway train though.

And this isn't funny as fuck to you? While people are acting as if he's the second coming of atheist jung jesus?

I suppose I might be more on the fence if I had thought they were joking, but having met more than a few people who talk about Jordan Peterson all starry-eyed, I'm pretty sure they're being absolutely sincere.

I'm not sure why people on the Farms when, I simply point out someone is right once in a blue moon or they're not a conniving sociopath, I'm somehow arguing against their cow status, or whether laughing at them is merited.

I'm not. Just because I think JPB is probably a really nice guy doesn't mean I don't get belly laughs out of his antics, and especially his ultra-cringeworthy fanboys that think they're super deep and intellectual now that their daddy figure told them to clean their room. I just kind of hate the constant ascribing of malicious intent to someone that doesn't quite deserve it, it's like the people that a-log Chris ignoring that Chris is a mentally retarded individual and lies about needing money and such because he is basically a small child that didn't get the care he needed at a critical point in his life. Doesn't make CWC any less funny, but I'm of the opinion that cows should only be laughed at for actual cow things they do and some measure of charitability to their actions is generally warranted unless they've proven they're truly nasty (like Zoe Quinn, Milo Yiannopolous, or Candace Owens, three actual sociopaths).
 
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I get what you're saying, but I think you are giving more credit than due; Jordan Peterson's image, like many people that appear on tv, is carefully crafted.

I didn't used to think much negative off him until I saw what his influence was doing to people. For instance a guy living in my street, quit his job (nurse) and didn't go on a $3000 pre-paid vacation, because Jordan Peterson had inspired him to do "the most meaningful thing", which was apparantly a goal to write a top- 10 hit song. Surprisingly this did not pan out and he's gone through his entire savings trying. I'm sure it felt very meaningful. Now, this guy is an idiot, of course, but it's a common theme with people that talk about Peterson starry eyed.

And I suppose you can blame the followers instead of the leader, in a life of brian kind of way for being easily swayed. But unlike brian in monty python's movie, Jordan Peterson actively seeks out for people to follow his rules for life. I think a little pushback against the constant ascribing of positive qualities on jordan peterson is warranted and yes, justified. Particularly when the first advice he gave people was to do his paid test, the second advice was to buy his book and the third was to follow his daughter's diet advice and go all-carnivore.
 
Honestly He probably has his 'carnivore' diet and just drinks a crap ton of fruit/veggie smoothie/juice drinks or something, it's not optimal, but it's possible.

Ironically the higher concentration of healthy stuff in such drinks is probably the actual reason his health improved, since he ditched the tomato slice with his steak, for a steak and a Health drink in the morning that contains ten times what he was getting before.

I'm fairly certain if you had an all carnivore diet and just drank water, with no supplements, your body would start to fall apart from lacking things it observably needs to not die.
 
I'm not sure why people on the Farms when, I simply point out someone is right once in a blue moon or they're not a conniving sociopath, I'm somehow arguing against their cow status, or whether laughing at them is merited.

I actually agree with a majority of your points. I think a lot of really nasty people with lolcow threads getting popular to laugh at (because let's face it, theres a ton of schadenfreud in a scumbag getting roasted endlessly like all those youtube/twitter drama whores) has kind of skewed some people's views on what lolcows are.

Like take @LagoonaBlue and her trollshielding for a moment. She came to believe that lolcows were all awful people like Sophie Labelle (who legitimately did a terrible thing to her) or @Autphag (who's committed a litany of actual crimes and gone to jail before). That just isn't the case though.

Jordan Peterson isn't necessarily malicious. Most people and lolcows aren't. He definitely thinks he's doing the right thing (and in some cases like fighting censorship, he truly is) and he likely thinks his bizarre psychology stuff actually helps people. It doesn't help that his lobsterboys fawn over his every word and insist that he really is helpful, when his insight is usually just bizarre and somewhat antiquated.
 
I actually agree with a majority of your points. I think a lot of really nasty people with lolcow threads getting popular to laugh at (because let's face it, theres a ton of schadenfreud in a scumbag getting roasted endlessly like all those youtube/twitter drama whores) has kind of skewed some people's views on what lolcows are.

Like take @LagoonaBlue and her trollshielding for a moment. She came to believe that lolcows were all awful people like Sophie Labelle (who legitimately did a terrible thing to her) or @Autphag (who's committed a litany of actual crimes and gone to jail before). That just isn't the case though.

Jordan Peterson isn't necessarily malicious. Most people and lolcows aren't. He definitely thinks he's doing the right thing (and in some cases like fighting censorship, he truly is) and he likely thinks his bizarre psychology stuff actually helps people. It doesn't help that his lobsterboys fawn over his every word and insist that he really is helpful, when his insight is usually just bizarre and somewhat antiquated.

Pretty soon the Emperor's going to have to come to terms with the fact that he's wearing no clothes.

I would say that Jordan definitely is weird, but little beyond that. Absolutely good for a laugh, but hey, atleast he means well even if his methods are outlandish. He does fight for a few good causes as you said, I just hope he realizes what he is doing wrong so he can correct it.
 
For instance a guy living in my street, quit his job (nurse) and didn't go on a $3000 pre-paid vacation, because Jordan Peterson had inspired him to do "the most meaningful thing", which was apparantly a goal to write a top- 10 hit song. Surprisingly this did not pan out and he's gone through his entire savings trying

Omg this is fucking hilarious. What a dumbass.
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Omg this is fucking hilarious. What a dumbass.
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I forgot to say that he's 52, if that helps picture him.

There used to be a couple of youtubers doing videos where they tried out his advice to fix their lives. I looked for a bit, but they seem to be all gone. Guess this guy wasn't the only one for who it didn't work out.

I also found this new one, but haven't listened to it yet (13 views):

 
I like JBP and think he should generally be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to outlandish behaviour. He's a Jungian and philosophically inclined; it's not surprising he should throw around all sorts of ideas to see what sticks. The dream journal and DNA thing stem straight from Jung, for example. The idea that he's a charlatan carefully planning his every move strikes me as highly unlikely.

I actually knew about him through his Maps of Meaning series' long before he became famous for his opposition to bill C16. I'd highly recommend watching those videos both for their content and to get a better grip on Peterson. It's much easier to grok him when he's not directly commenting on current affairs. I disagree with those who claim that he's using a lot of words to say nothing at all, he's certainly saying something, but it's so embedded in his idiosyncratic mindset that you need to have some understanding of that before you can tease out the actual idea. This leads to some terrible, dead-end interviews, but it's really par for the course for philosophy in general, which is the background Jordan is normally speaking from. Sometimes you just need to keep reading until things start to click into place.


If Peterson is a lolcow then basically every highly specialised academic is too. There are a lot of very weird people among them who have the benefit of not having stumbled into the limelight. That isn't to say we can't have a laugh though; the meat diet is just bizarre.
 
wait what
i can see how impressionable teens and college kids would be drawn in by peterson, but how does a fully grown adult man fall for him like that?

I wish I could find it, but there was also a youtube video of a 50 something man who talked about not having made anything of his life and if only he had had jordan peterson when he was 20. "Don't be like me kids, trust this internetstranger" is what the core of his message was. But it's disappeared.

There was also a youtube series of a guy that was called something like "sorting myself out" who charted his path and kept an online diary of sorts. I think he also did a livestream with jordan peterson and talked at least once.

The fact that they've disappeared is perhaps a sign of how succesful these attempts were.
 
He also claims to have not slept for 25 days in this video. One can only hope this is hyperbole, because otherwise he's a bigger liar even.

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Peterson: "I think the day I talked to Sam Harrison was the worst day of my life"
-snip-
Rogan: "Apple cider? What was it doing to you?"
Peterson: "Oh, it produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom (snip) for a month"
-snip-
Peterson: "That month? I didn't sleep for 25 days.
Rogan: "What? A month? From fucking Cider? How is that possible?"
Peterson: "I'll tell you how it's possible. You lay in bed, frozen in something approximating terror and then you get up."
Rogan: "Oh my god."
Peterson: "Oh yeah, not good."

I have a theory while maybe not so Jungian descriptive, is equally as terrifying as to why Jordan couldn't sleep for 25 days. Maybe Sam Harris spiked his apple cider with crystal meth.
 
Maybe Sam Harris spiked his apple cider with crystal meth.

"You are a going against scientific truth, so you'll see how scientific reality is when the meth, product of 300 years of chemestry R&D, fucks your ass." lmao. Good one.

If Peterson is a lolcow then basically every highly specialised academic is too.

I think that's going a little too far. Most highly specialised academics keep to their circle and understand that "normies" won't understand their terminology. But that doesn't make every surgeon, PhD in biochemestry, or even PhD in psychology a lolcow.

The thing about Peterson is that he is actively trying to sell himself as public intellectual figure, and has very little self-awareness that what he says may not cope with "normie" or "scientific" reality. Even if it's not malicious, I do ask myself why he would go on such lenghts to make himself a public figure if this wasn't some sort of power trip for him. Hence, why I think the question about him from the interview about "his success being proof that he found vulnerable men to exploit" is not inappropriate to inquire on.

Look at Bret Weinstein in contrast. Yes, he went on the Rubin Report and was part of the outrage bubble with the whole Evergreen stuff, but the quietly kept to himself and didn't make an international brand out of his 5 minutes in limelight and even if he's a little quirky (hell, I think most of us are), I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get a cow thread.
 
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I think that's going a little too far. Most highly specialised academics keep to their circle and understand that "normies" won't understand their terminology. But that doesn't make every surgeon, PhD in biochemestry, or even PhD in psychology a lolcow.

The thing about Peterson is that he is actively trying to sell himself as public intellectual figure, and has very little self-awareness that what he says may not cope with "normie" or "scientific" reality. Even if it's not malicious, I do ask myself why he would go on such lenghts to make himself a public figure if this wasn't some sort of power trip for him. Hence, why I think the question about him from the interview about "his success being proof that he found vulnerable men to exploit" is not inappropriate to inquire on.

Look at Bret Weinstein in contrast. Yes, he went on the Rubin Report and was part of the outrage bubble with the whole Evergreen stuff, but the quietly kept to himself and didn't make an international brand out of his 5 minutes in limelight and even if he's a little quirky (hell, I think most of us are), I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get a cow thread.

He's not the kind of academic who keeps to his circle, either. Look at the drivel he peddles about folktales and their meaning that was clearly written by someone who's never actually studied them in their life.
 
He's not the kind of academic who keeps to his circle, either. Look at the drivel he peddles about folktales and their meaning that was clearly written by someone who's never actually studied them in their life.

Thank goodness I've never bother to check... And here I thought I had a good example.
 
no
many animal products (especially organ meat like liver) are extremely rich in nutrients. you can survive and thrive on a carnivore diet just fine, eskimos have been doing it for hundreds of years

in general, humans are highly adaptable when it comes to food. people across the planet have survived on very different diets throughout history.
unless you go full vegan you will most likely be fine no matter what diet you follow (and even vegan diet can work with supplements and shit)
You're right that you can survive but it's still dumb if you live in the modern world. Those Eskimos would be chowing down on oranges instead of raw seal brains if they had a Whole Foods down the street. Why deprive yourself of perfectly healthy stuff just to be unique?

That goes for all dumb extreme diets like this. Just seems like a miserable way to go through life.

Also, how do these people take normal shits eating nothing but meat? My colon is hurting just thinking about it.
 
I get what you're saying, but I think you are giving more credit than due; Jordan Peterson's image, like many people that appear on tv, is carefully crafted.

I didn't used to think much negative off him until I saw what his influence was doing to people. For instance a guy living in my street, quit his job (nurse) and didn't go on a $3000 pre-paid vacation, because Jordan Peterson had inspired him to do "the most meaningful thing", which was apparantly a goal to write a top- 10 hit song. Surprisingly this did not pan out and he's gone through his entire savings trying. I'm sure it felt very meaningful. Now, this guy is an idiot, of course, but it's a common theme with people that talk about Peterson starry eyed.

And I suppose you can blame the followers instead of the leader, in a life of brian kind of way for being easily swayed. But unlike brian in monty python's movie, Jordan Peterson actively seeks out for people to follow his rules for life. I think a little pushback against the constant ascribing of positive qualities on jordan peterson is warranted and yes, justified. Particularly when the first advice he gave people was to do his paid test, the second advice was to buy his book and the third was to follow his daughter's diet advice and go all-carnivore.

JBP's image is not carefully crafted and not everyone's is. At no point since he's gotten famous has he made any dramatic shifts in belief or attitude (like Milo or Candace Owens). People who craft their image carefully tend to actually not be that careful at all and you can get a good hard whiff of their narcissism pretty easily, just like how Milo and Candace are so clearly insincere. I'm interested in how you think the "real" JBP differs from the one we see on youtube and occasionally taped interviews?

No one is disagreeing that pushback needs to be made against JBP in some fashion (and not the kind SJWs are hoping for). It's just that he's not a sociopath. Even some asshole lolcows aren't sociopaths, but the second they are a shithead and do something dumb or bad, people forever interpret everything they do in an uncharitable light, and I think only very few people or lolcows should be viewed that way. I keep naming Milo and Candace because I think they genuinely are awful people and they're probably capable of doing much worse things than they've yet been put in the position to do.

I can't really comment on the test, I definitely think that's worth discussing but I'm out of my element on this and I'm not going to call JBP a conman or anything until I know all the details or context of that. From what I understand, he's not the only person involved in its creation, as a research scientist, he stands by it, and charging for psychometric tests is accepted by the psychology community even if it looks sketchy to people on the outside. Funding needs to come from research from somewhere and I doubt even JBP wants to do it all out of pocket. $10 is actually pretty cheap for any psychometric test. Whether it actually has scientific value is not something I have any knowledge of--but it's important to ask, so many such tests are garbage, Myers-Briggs being the most popular offender of junk science.

I actually agree with a majority of your points. I think a lot of really nasty people with lolcow threads getting popular to laugh at (because let's face it, theres a ton of schadenfreud in a scumbag getting roasted endlessly like all those youtube/twitter drama whores) has kind of skewed some people's views on what lolcows are.

Even a lot of the nasty people aren't as nasty as they're being made out to be I won't name names on them because it would start an off-topic argument with... the people dedicated to them, but I think some clearly are even if they haven't done as overt things as others, and again, I'll just point to Chris-chan as an example. He's more amoral animal than nefarious supervillian and we've all seen the bizarrely angry a-logs, though most aren't that extreme. The problems comes from scrutinizing people from every angle while already being hostile to them. But, IMO, it kills some of the comedy when people go too far, I wish people would realize that comedy should come first, lynch mob second. Then there's the people that just make fun of any random quirk they might have when nobody would give a shit outside of a lolcow context, but that's a different issue and at least that puts the comedy first.

Jordan Peterson isn't necessarily malicious. Most people and lolcows aren't. He definitely thinks he's doing the right thing (and in some cases like fighting censorship, he truly is) and he likely thinks his bizarre psychology stuff actually helps people. It doesn't help that his lobsterboys fawn over his every word and insist that he really is helpful, when his insight is usually just bizarre and somewhat antiquated.

I think people need to think of some cows as being in their own category where the subject themselves isn't the cow so much as their fans are, either individually or collectively. JBP is a prime example of that. I don't think JBP is malicious at all. But the JBP tent is a hilarious tent of cringe and verifiable wellspring of unadulterated manchild autism.

I think that's going a little too far. Most highly specialised academics keep to their circle and understand that "normies" won't understand their terminology. But that doesn't make every surgeon, PhD in biochemestry, or even PhD in psychology a lolcow.

The thing about Peterson is that he is actively trying to sell himself as public intellectual figure, and has very little self-awareness that what he says may not cope with "normie" or "scientific" reality. Even if it's not malicious, I do ask myself why he would go on such lenghts to make himself a public figure if this wasn't some sort of power trip for him. Hence, why I think the question about him from the interview about "his success being proof that he found vulnerable men to exploit" is not inappropriate to inquire on.

Look at Bret Weinstein in contrast. Yes, he went on the Rubin Report and was part of the outrage bubble with the whole Evergreen stuff, but the quietly kept to himself and didn't make an international brand out of his 5 minutes in limelight and even if he's a little quirky (hell, I think most of us are), I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get a cow thread.

Many scientists do do this when they can get a spotlight. Dawkins goes on about religion and I think Dawkins is almost entirely correct regarding everything he says there. I'm not going to blame JBP to use the limelight to talk about various things he's interested in. The internet thrust him into it and academics love sharing their ideas--their ideas are their value as a scientist and it's tied to their own feelings of self-worth. JBP has talked a great deal about his pet "Maps of Meaning" nonsense probably even more than the self-help stuff, which is tied to it.

Bret Weinstein wouldn't have caught on the internet anyway. He's too boring. JBP is not so boring, and way better at handling journalists in an interview. If there's one thing JBP genuinely impresses me over, it's how to handle sketchy journalists.

You want an example of a narcissistic self-inserting scientist on youtube, it's Gad Saad. But not JBP.

That's not to say that JBP isn't a moron on many things, the folktales example being prime evidence for that.

JBP can be summarized by understand how his own psychoanalytic stuff is sometimes viewed within modern psych departments: a goofy, cute little thing crafted by another era that somehow found its way to the present.
 
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