Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

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Daisymae said:
tbh from what nol has said and considering his level of experience, i dont think it is a matter of him having a "broken dick", i just think he is probably poor at using it.

nol isnt that experienced, but he watches a whole lot of porn. im willing to bet that his partners have either been shit (sorry @FramerGirl420), that hes been too drunk, or that nerves played a role in his lack of ability to cum during sex. if your partner is just laying there, or just like bouncing up and down without enthusiasm, then youre going to have a really bad time. also, foreplay helps a great deal. id guess he isnt doing too much kissing before one gets on top of the other. from what i recall alcohol was involved in a few attempts. if you're drunk as hell, your dick isnt going to work too great. even if you arent so drunk that you cant get hard, it could be difficult to sustain an erection or even cum. i believe he has gone long periods without sex. that sucks. it can also make you overanxious. could be hes getting in there and hes just so happy to be there he doesnt calm down and enjoy it. there is also something to be said about routine. nols positioning when he cums is likely sitting in a slouching position, with his back curled, facing forward. 100% of his nuts in the last over half a decade have been while watching porn of some sort while on a computer chair. its gonna be difficult for his body to respond when now hes on his knees hovering over a chick or laying on his back. obesity could be playing a role here, too, because sex could be just that strenuous on his cardiovascular conditioning and it could be impacting his circulation. last i heard he was in the 3 bills range and thats kinda extreme.

my suggestion would be for nol to stop jerking it, read some books on how to enjoy sex, start exercising a bit, and find a partner who is interested in a longer session than just a bang and go. i definitely think he would cum then.
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Does this count as “white knighting”..?
 
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Null said:
It's a cheap design and I would not feel right selling it even as a joke.

By the way, the original comment that sparked Ralph's obsession with my benis is I said that I hadn't ever had an orgasm from sex at the time. I blamed this on my circumcision. He took this as a serious L and started talking about it non-stop, but realized that it wasn't a particularly effective attack because his audience is anti-circumcision. So now he just lies and says it doesn't work at all, which is not true and has never been true. Ralph is not above outright fabrication at all, and he justifies it by saying the forum gets shit wrong.
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I feel very awkward every time people show that discord capture, haha...
 
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Daisymae said:
tbh from what nol has said and considering his level of experience, i dont think it is a matter of him having a "broken dick", i just think he is probably poor at using it.

nol isnt that experienced, but he watches a whole lot of porn. im willing to bet that his partners have either been shit (sorry @FramerGirl420), that hes been too drunk, or that nerves played a role in his lack of ability to cum during sex. if your partner is just laying there, or just like bouncing up and down without enthusiasm, then youre going to have a really bad time. also, foreplay helps a great deal. id guess he isnt doing too much kissing before one gets on top of the other. from what i recall alcohol was involved in a few attempts. if you're drunk as hell, your dick isnt going to work too great. even if you arent so drunk that you cant get hard, it could be difficult to sustain an erection or even cum. i believe he has gone long periods without sex. that sucks. it can also make you overanxious. could be hes getting in there and hes just so happy to be there he doesnt calm down and enjoy it. there is also something to be said about routine. nols positioning when he cums is likely sitting in a slouching position, with his back curled, facing forward. 100% of his nuts in the last over half a decade have been while watching porn of some sort while on a computer chair. its gonna be difficult for his body to respond when now hes on his knees hovering over a chick or laying on his back. obesity could be playing a role here, too, because sex could be just that strenuous on his cardiovascular conditioning and it could be impacting his circulation. last i heard he was in the 3 bills range and thats kinda extreme.

my suggestion would be for nol to stop jerking it, read some books on how to enjoy sex, start exercising a bit, and find a partner who is interested in a longer session than just a bang and go. i definitely think he would cum then.
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Does this count as “white knighting”..?
naught said:
He said no compliments, he never said valid critiques were off limits.
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It sounded like an advice session or intervention to me.
 
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Its honestly too much bringing it up constantly even if Ralph thinks the comment was a massive L. He is probably a deeply closeted fag and is consciously or subconsciously lusting after Null.

If they ever meet in person he will aggressively lay a frencher on Josh like that scene at the end of American Beauty.
 
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Stasi said:
Its honestly too much bringing it up constantly even if Ralph thinks the comment was a massive L. He is probably a deeply closeted fag and is consciously or subconsciously lusting after Null.

If they ever meet in person he will aggressively lay a frencher on Josh like that scene at the end of American Beauty.
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Well he did call himself "prettier" so take that as you will.
 
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I have a hard time understanding the type of person who'd willingly wear a shirt that says "broke dick". Unless they have a humiliation fetish I don't see the point.
 
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i think ralph has just googled crap on null, found the dick shit, and when null is perplexed at a gunt talking about his dicc ralph takes that as working in hurting nulls feelings, not realizing that null probably has a lot of experience with people online throwing all kinds of crap and dicks on him.

edit: maybe ralph is so insecure that he can't *not* mention the dick shit now because that would be "backing down"
 
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This lazy design is pretty telling of how little he cares for fans and how fucking slovenly he is; it's something you are selling to your core supporters and you can't put in even a little effort?
I doubt this will even get a single buyer but if he had paid an artist $50 to throw together a better design it'd pay dividends.
Compare it to The Dick Show's t-shirt designs:
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Effort has actually been put into it, people would and have bought this. It also notably doesn't feature the word 'Dick' on it so passersby think you're a weirdo.
 
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Daisymae said:
tbh from what nol has said and considering his level of experience, i dont think it is a matter of him having a "broken dick", i just think he is probably poor at using it.

nol isnt that experienced, but he watches a whole lot of porn. im willing to bet that his partners have either been shit (sorry @FramerGirl420), that hes been too drunk, or that nerves played a role in his lack of ability to cum during sex. if your partner is just laying there, or just like bouncing up and down without enthusiasm, then youre going to have a really bad time. also, foreplay helps a great deal. id guess he isnt doing too much kissing before one gets on top of the other. from what i recall alcohol was involved in a few attempts. if you're drunk as hell, your dick isnt going to work too great. even if you arent so drunk that you cant get hard, it could be difficult to sustain an erection or even cum. i believe he has gone long periods without sex. that sucks. it can also make you overanxious. could be hes getting in there and hes just so happy to be there he doesnt calm down and enjoy it. there is also something to be said about routine. nols positioning when he cums is likely sitting in a slouching position, with his back curled, facing forward. 100% of his nuts in the last over half a decade have been while watching porn of some sort while on a computer chair. its gonna be difficult for his body to respond when now hes on his knees hovering over a chick or laying on his back. obesity could be playing a role here, too, because sex could be just that strenuous on his cardiovascular conditioning and it could be impacting his circulation. last i heard he was in the 3 bills range and thats kinda extreme.

my suggestion would be for nol to stop jerking it, read some books on how to enjoy sex, start exercising a bit, and find a partner who is interested in a longer session than just a bang and go. i definitely think he would cum then.
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I was initially in favor of this thread because Ethan Ralph's inability to keep Josh's penis out of his mouth, linguistically, is pretty funny. However, now that we've discovered that the thread can somehow be taken as an invitation to provide unsolicited jizzing advice for Josh, I have reversed my position
 
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First you host a forum about an Internet weirdo, then many years later after a long and strange journey you're getting unsolicited penis advice from people on that forum. I love this stupid site so much.
Benzo Samurai said:
i think ralph has just googled crap on null, found the dick shit, and when null is perplexed at a gunt talking about his dicc ralph takes that as working in hurting nulls feelings, not realizing that null probably has a lot of experience with people online throwing all kinds of crap and dicks on him.
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Agreed, between this and the pedo shit he clearly just googled Josh's full name and just parrots any negitive thing he read without any sort of research or critical thinking.
 
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Benzo Samurai said:
i think ralph has just googled crap on null, found the dick shit, and when null is perplexed at a gunt talking about his dicc ralph takes that as working in hurting nulls feelings, not realizing that null probably has a lot of experience with people online throwing all kinds of crap and dicks on him.

edit: maybe ralph is so insecure that he can't *not* mention the dick shit now because that would be "backing down"
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ralph lurks heavy though..
 
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