Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

[Niggernerd]

BROKE DICK FARMS HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO!

 

[High Tea]

The only time Ralph took criticism well was the jceaser Pornhub incident. He didn't hide from it or draw attention to it (aside from the wrestling appearance). Says something that a man isn't bothered for people to see his interracial fetish but looses his mind over

Probably helped that Metokur joked about it instead of attacking him. He had much more powerful allies at the time.

And if no one could guess he was into interracial stuff when Nora is not Caucasian, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[TaterFarmer]

I have reversed my position

So, can we take that as an anal fetish like the sort that ralph has?

We need to turn this thread into good and make sure that the guntlet gets to keep is teeny weeny turtle neck! He'll need all the length he can get given his genetics.

Also, def "watching" this thread because this is going to be a wonderful tribute to our dear leader's leadership!

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Rather: The dick that broke Ethan. It's fascinating how much mental damage Josh's dick has done to the gunt. It's even partially responsible for the little guntling on its way.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I'm a flaming faggot and I've never been obsessed with someone's dick.

You evidently don't flame as brightly as the Gunt.

 

[TaterFarmer]

responsible for the little guntling on its way.

Are you saying nool had it in for him?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

If only the Gunt's dick had been broken when he put it in a teenager without protection what a fool.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Are you saying nool had it in for him?

The gunt couldn't handle the bantz from a man with a broken dick. This is low-key what set his spiral into cow-dom into overdrive.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

I hope the two Killstream fans that actually bought this thing post pics. I'm just imagining somebody proudly wearing their Broke Dick Farms shirt to own the aylawgs while everyone that sees the shirt thinks it's some sort of souvenir from a physical location, like a fat camp for erectile dysfunction.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Null has confirmed that we are now the Fixed-dick Farms ackshually.

I just think it's really, really gay. I'm surprised you haven't got smash or pass yet.

I’m not. We know Ralph would smash but his wignat audience really don’t want to hear it; he can’t afford to lose any more lemons spells donos child support funds.

We need to turn this thread into good and make sure that the guntlet gets to keep is teeny weeny turtle neck! He'll need all the length he can get given his genetics.

I don’t know what I was expecting when I joined the Farms, but it definitely wasn’t repeatedly advocating for circumcision to be banned unless medically necessary.

 

[Sriracha]

This thread is really, really fucking gay.

 

[TaterFarmer]

This thread is really, really fucking gay.

you're just jealous that the gunt has a passion in his life.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This thread is really, really fucking gay.

It's really not. Nobody's talking about them smashing cocks together or writing flowery prose, yet. You're lucky I'm really lazy I'd write... words good...?

 

[instythot]

It's really not. Nobody's talking about them smashing cocks together or writing flowery prose, yet. You're lucky I'm really lazy I'd write... words good...?

Yeah, but now that you put the idea out there, we're guaranteed to get this thread filled with nsfw Ethan/Josh

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralphs love of Josh's dick always reminded me of this.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Ralph was that guy in high school that always had a reason to be near the showers in the boy's locker room.

 

[TaterFarmer]

we're guaranteed to get this thread filled with nsfw Ethan/Josh

Valentines Day is coming up. Surely we can celebrate with tales of the passion of the gunt!

 

[Chris Mclean]

Honestly if Ralph just would have kept it at: "Josh talked about his dick and dick problems to a bunch of randoms on discord" , isnt he a fucking wierdo?" That would have been a win cause its super wierd to talk about your dick to randoms on discord.

But in typical Ralph fashion he has to try and spin it and keep hammering on about it to strangers on the street or random women hes fucking. To the point that its an actual obession and on his mind at all times. He has to mention it dosent matter if hes "winning" or hes losing. Taking in to account that it wasnt broken in the first place, i got to wonder if he has some major dick issues himself as he can´t shut the fuck up about it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Taking in to account that it wasnt broken in the first place, i got to wonder if he has some major dick issues himself as he can´t shut the fuck up about it.

I think it's more that it's the only way Ralph can win one over. MATI has more viewers, the Kiwi Farms keeps growing, null appears to be making money as opposed to losing it like Ralph, no arrest record etc etc etc. But if Ralph has a functioning penis and null does not, than he is still the big winner.

 

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