Joshua 'Null' Moon went to my Elementary School - Null back in first grade

[TurdFondler]

I saw that entire event happen, OP. I was the intern sped wrangler for all you kids back then. When we finally got Josh in for sped therapy he said he did it because you were black and he wanted to wash the black off your skin.

 

[Fools Idol]

Did somebody call the police? He's not allowed within 100 yards of a school after the "incident".

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I met Null at the grocery store, he was mumbling something to himself while stuffing women's hygiene products into his baggy hoodie.

You do you buddy.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Null sexually assault me when I was 12.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I still consider the day he called me a "Nigger" to be a special day in history.

 

[Cyclonus]

Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. I repeat, Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. No matter what anyone tells you, no matter how convincing and credible they may seem, Joshua Moon did not rape and strangle a five year old girl called Allison McBride on the roof of the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles at 3:57 PM on Wednesday 7th of June 2017. Anyone who says otherwise is carrying out a smear campaign to frame an innocent man.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Last summer I was in a humble Beograd restaurant minding my own business when a guy at the next table dragged his chair next to me and right there and then I saw it was Joshua Moon. He took a giant bite out of my pljeskavica and said "nobody will ever believe you" and then returned back to his table. He was right, nobody ever believed me.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I attended the same Kindergarten.

Lil' Josh wore his dungarees back-to-front because he believed that it made him look gangsta. He would signify his material wealth by bashing his Lunchables boxes together like cymbals, while yelling the chorus to Jessie J's Price Tag. He liked to think of himself as mature beyond his years and would only eat those Lunchables variants that were marketed at children aged 7 and up. I will never forget the day he arrived with an over 21's Lunchables box. We were in awe.

One morning, following naptime, I discovered that Josh had doxed me. He had made a crayon drawing of my home and convinced one of the playtime coordinators to tape it to the window, facing outwards.

All through the afternoon my parents took delivery of Playdough pizza after Playdough pizza. The phone would ring and a snickering child's voice would utter the words "bum", "poo", or "pants" before hanging up. That night we were swatted by the Lego police. I spent the following six years in jail because I couldn't write my capital 'L's properly and they were mistaken for drawings of guns, which are even worse than real guns because they can hurt feelings.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Well technically I didn't specify his race so feel free to imagine him either way.

Way ahead of you.

 

[draggs]

I deliver pizzas in a certain prominent country. You might even say my country is chosen. The pay sucks but the tips are usually good I get to drive around the beautiful city of [censored] and meet many different kinds of people.

There is one regular customer, though... this extremely obese American who is constantly trying to pay for his pizza with empty bottles of diet soda. Last time he tried to give me 400 of them, "five cent deposit in California you niggerfaggot." Telling him that we are in [censored] and not California does nothing. He always asks if I want to see his "very speshul" (yes, this is how he deliberately pronounces it) computer chair and even "try it out," if I want to "chill" and have some of the pizza. He even says he would feed it to me, all I'd have to do is sit there. There is something deeply disturbing, very sexual, about his voice and eyes when he asks this. I always decline and immediately an expression of the most profound sadness crosses his albino visage.

After failing to unload the mountains of empty plastic bottles I can see through the open door, he tries to pay me in flash drives that he says contain "muy crypto." It's like pulling teeth getting this guy to pay with real money for his 4x a day deep dish triple extra cheese stuffed crust 6XL. My boss had to buy a special oven to cook it in and a special bag to carry it the pizza is so damn large. He makes money off it all though, 4 of those babies a day adds up. A torrent of abuse aimed at banks and "payment processors" always follows the reluctant settling of his pizza debt.

Guy also used to constantly badger my boss, Ben, to "make his website work on Brave," whatever the fuck that is. We don't even have a website, we are just a humble [censored] pizzeria. Ben finally told him to shut the fuck up or no more pizza one day, he immediately apologized and I'm pretty sure he was crying. Hasn't mentioned this "Brave" since.

I feel for the guy, he reeks of rancid mozzarella and no one in this country has any problem with people saying "nigger" which he does compulsively. Everyone at the pizzeria knows when an order comes in "nigger I want my nigger pizza nigger" that it's time to go collect another 200 shekels from "the Muun-Man." We tolerate him because we know he is a True and Honest supporter of the State of Israel and a lover of the Jewish people.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Josh Moon once got me high on coke and hammered in Vegas, brought me back to his hotel room, and told me that I had to give him oral sex as payment for all the booze even though I thoughtcwe were friends.

 

[TiggerNits]

I swerved with Null back in 'Nam.

He made shit money in mama-san's whorehouse but he still did the job every day.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

I saw Null at a grocery store in Serbia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

What an asshole!

 

[TiggerNits]

I heard it was Null that once met Charles Barkley in a steam room and gifted him with an Israeli sea-salt bracelet for being such a jovial fellow

 

[Retink]

This is such a fake story, I knew him back then and he was giving nerd's swirlies all the way through high school. He also drove a bitchin' motorcycle and had a parrot on his shoulder that he'd feed crackers to, and that parrot could say nigger.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i met null when i was going to avengers endgame, me and josh watched the movie together and uploaded some wholesome 100 memes on reddit. next day we were visited by big chungus and he gave us 100k karma. best day ever

 

[EnemyStand]

Null raped me last November in a Planet Fitness locker room.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Had the pleasure of meeting Null at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

He once called me a "nigger nerd" and then slammed me into a locked.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Joshua Moon RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!