Joshua 'Null' Moon went to my Elementary School - Null back in first grade

Listen to me, all right? Joshua Moon is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back.

Now, when I asked Josh to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Josh would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes.
 
Null once shot my dear friend Dracula in the face with a shotgun. I dunno what Dracula did to make the fella so dang ornery but I assume it's best left betwixt the two of them and not out in public for pryin' eyes and such
 
Back