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Wait, is that it? Is the interview PAB's last interaction with us? What a shame. People that are that defensive, that dedicated to wording their way out of consequences, and that much of douchebags don't usually leave so quickly.
Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo
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@MasterDisaster has a great voice, goddamn
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We'll just have to see. They're fixing up their channel right now, I think. They could be taking MD's advice, not sure yet.
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"I like taking a whole large pizza folding it in half and calling it a pizza taco. Technically it's a calzone but i'll call it whatever I want." - @MasterDisaster awesome line 
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He's not even British.
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She said a few pages back that her father was out of the picture and her mom didn't care that she was getting married; I think that says a lot about her background and can see why she'd latch on the the first person who'd show her affection. Perhaps when she got pregnant she thought she could have the family unit she'd been deprived of as a child.
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I found one of PAB's videos before Michelle came. It's a slideshow.
But what's so bad about it?
The intro picture is a pregnant applebloom.
With Pedobear.
But what's so bad about it?
The intro picture is a pregnant applebloom.
With Pedobear.
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this just in: guy found a video of a pregnant applebloom on a channel called pregnant applebloom
more at 11
Sigyn
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Y'all need to read eachothers posts before you jump at each other; we're here to laugh at autists not get buttmad.
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A good husband wouldn't. This guy is an abuser, theirs is an abusive relationship, it has been since he started grooming her for abuse as a young teen.. The PAB thing is weird and full-on gross, it stands to reason that the people behind it are straight-up fucked.
EDIT: to thank whoever deleted my accidental double post/show you I know how to use the edit button.
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@Preggo Apple , tell us about your first wife.
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lol they're still at it about the Japanese girl.
Again, @Preggo Apple, if you have PM'd with her, why don't you share with us the PMs? All you did was show us one tweet we've already seen that you edited.
Again, @Preggo Apple, if you have PM'd with her, why don't you share with us the PMs? All you did was show us one tweet we've already seen that you edited.
Bloody disgusting I'd say. I wept for their children.
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So much to laugh at here, starting with "I was talking to her with google translate!" Yea, I'm sure that conversation was so easy to understand on both sides. She was never your "friend", you're some weird fetishist from the internet and the Japanese are too polite to tell weirdos like you to fuck off and die. Someone here who actually knows Japanese already pointed out she wasn't laughing (in the unedited screenie) and thinks he's a gigantic weirdo.
This guy is like one of those autists who spergs about their interest to someone for an hour and assumes they love it because they didn't recoil in horror and run away. No situational awareness whatsoever.
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I transcribed the first 10 minutes of the interview. The second spoiler is from roughly 20:00 to 30:00 in the interview. Another lovely kiwi @BaconTea is transcribing from 10:31 to 20:00, filling in the missing chunk between the two portions I have transcribed.
Edit: Nevermind, Azazel finished it up.
Edit: Nevermind, Azazel finished it up.
Master: Alright, should we just start with the questions, or do you want me to give you the rules first? Not really rules, just a concept of how this works. I mentioned it before hand, that any questions you don't feel obligated to answer, you can simply pass by saying "pass." Does this seem fair?
Rob: It seems fair, but we'll answer anything, besides, you know..like, super personal stuff.
Master: Absolutely, absolutely. Like I said, some of the questions may come off as intrapersonal, that's why I'm stating this ahead of time.
Rob: These are probably things we've already said.
Master: Probably but you know, they're very, um, invasive? I want to say? Maybe just a little bit. Alright, [laughs] okay. I'm all comfortable now, so let's get this started. Okay, first question that's going to come up, is, can you explain the humor in telling people you fucked your cousin?
Rob: [noises] Okay.
Master: I did warn you ahead of time, you can't like be "Oh, that's not fair." No, I did say ahead of time.
Rob: Okay...I was sitting here, bored, nothing to do. We do not have that many followers on twitter, and the main way that we have obtained likes and subscribers online, has been by posting things that's...are kind of over the top. So, we thought it would be a good idea to post facts about PAB that were over the top, and uh, all of them were not true, and the people that know us, like actually talk to us daily know that they're not true. So, we assume that when we post all of these PAB facts.. [PAB interrupts]
PAB: Um, I think he means like, why the fuck your cousin thing?
Rob: Oh, that's what I'm getting to! I'm saying, [stress sigh] the fuck my cousin thing, along with all the other PAB facts, were meant to just bring more attention into us..by freaking people out. But, they were not all true.
Master: Oh thats, okay, understandable. But, you know, coming from a comedian standpoint myself, when you say something like "I fucked my cousin", you should have said "It was pretty hard, because she was already dead." You know, just follow through with something else. When you just say you fucked your cousin, a lot of people are going to construe that as the idea that you actually fucked your cousin.
PAB: [unintelligible] incest.
Rob: I understand, I understand. Yeah
Master: Yes. She, she's got the idea.
Rob: Yeah.
Master: A good joke generally has a punch line that follows, when you say something just straight up like that, a lot of people will get the wrong impression. But, I think that's a justifiable answer. Is there anything else you'd like to add, or would you like to move on?
Rob: I guess we can move on.
Master: Okay. Okay. I'm not trying to push this, if you feel, if anytime at any point you want to jump in and interject, by all means, please do so.
Rob: That's fine.
Master: Okay. Next question.
Rob: [unintelligible] Okay.
Master: I'm not 100% on how to pronounce your name, so I'm probably going to say this wrong, but um, Allayah?
PAB: My name's Michelle.
Master: Oh, okay, so these idiots don't know what they're doing, at all.
PAB: No, not really.
Master: Ok, well that's fine, okay.
PAB: [unintelligible] name is Kat.
Master: So lets, so let's just go with.. [pause] Okay, so like I said, these questions might come off, if you want to pass, pass, but this was asking how old were you when you had your baby, and how old was Rob?
[Very long pause with lip smacking]
PAB: Uuuh, I was 18, like just having turned 18, and he was 21.
Master: Okay, so just on the cusp of adulthood. Okay, alright, that's fine, like I said, you know, at any point at any time you feel you don't answer just pass. I'm not going to force anything out of you, you don't want to say.
Rob: I mean, and also, we were legally married, so.
Master: Okay.
Rob: I don't see what the issue is anyways.
Master: Okay, it's alright, If, please, by all means if you feel the need to defend yourself please do so. Like I said, I'm not here, I'm not here to harass you. I'm not here to tell you how wrong you are, or how right I am. I'm not here for that.
Rob: I know, it's just, you know.. people are, are like, trying to like, make me look like some type of [pause] I have no idea. And, I'm like, if we were, if we were legally married, in the state we live in, I mean, [pause] I don't see the issue. I mean, and she's of age, and we're, I'm just saying. I don't.
Master: It's okay, it's okay, don't be flustered, don't worry. Like I said, I'm not sitting here judging you. I'm just not wearing pants.
[PAB and Master laugh]
Master: See that, that's a joke. See? See how the momentary laughs [unintelligible] laughter, that's a joke. I'm gonna work some in here, so be careful, I'm gonna have a couple more probably. Alright, if we think that question's good, next one?
Rob: Sure.
Master: Alright, how old were you when you met? You mentioned something, I'm just, I'm going by what some of them said, you mentioned that you met a year ago through Facebook, but, they'd like to see if they can hammer that down, to like a number.
Rob: Well I could give you the whole story, if you want it.
Master: Absolutely!
Rob: Well, we-we were friends on Facebook for 4 years, and we had been friends for 4 years. But we never really, you know, hung out or anything. Because, 4 years ago, you know, she was too young for me to date or anything, but, we'd only, we've only seen each other like, seen each other at the mall like once or twice, but we have never actually like hung out or anything. And last year, I met her, I mean this is gonna give me a lot of hate too, but the fact that we're still together kind of justifies anything in a weird way, but anyways, we met last year, the summer of last year. She just had turned 18.
PAB: [unintelligible] no..
Rob: Yeah, you were practically, you were practically 18, and over the summer, and we hung out, we really had a connection there. And, before the summer, around the end of the summer, she moved in with me, and we got married. That is a little crazy, because, you know, most people don't do stuff like that, but, that's what happened.
Master: Okay, okay. So how long have you actually been married as of now?
Rob: Uh...for, a little bit over a year.
Master: A little bit over a year, okay, okay, and how..[Rob interrupts]
Rob: Like you can tell when we got married by when like, when we first started doing the pony vore videos.
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: 'Cause those did not exist until we were together.
Master: Okay, Alright.
Rob: And we started them like a month after we got married.
Master: I got that. Alright. Um, how long would, how long would you say you were dating eachother? Like if you put a term to dating, how long would you say you dated each other?
[Rob and PAB whisper]
PAB: I feel bad though.
Rob: I told her to tell you that she said she..we were dating for like, 2 or 3 weeks.
[Rob and PAB laugh]
Master: Okay, that's fine. Oh, like I-Hey, I'm not judging here. I've done stupid things too. Wait, that didn't come out right. Never mind, like I said-[Rob interrupts]
Rob: For the fact that we haven't had a divorce is like, amazing.
Master: Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright, um, next question? You good? You feel, feel good on that one?
Rob: I guess so.
Master: Alright, let's move on to the next question. Alright, this one, this one's gonna come off as a little dickish but I'm gonna reword it to my way. When you say you collect disabilities, and you state them as seizures and anxiety, how...how would you rate those on the level?
Rob: Okay, there was a, apparently there was a misunderstanding.
Master: Okay, by..please.
Rob: With everybody just attacking us without actually giving us the chance to explain anything.
Master: Okay.
Rob: I do not get any money from the government.
Master: Okay.
Rob: That was a misinterpretation. When I said I'm disabled, it doesn't mean like I'm so disabled I'm getting something out of it. It's the fact that I have a really bad anxiety problem. and I have like, phy-physical manifestations , you know, where my heart beat fast, or I feel short of breath, or, you know, something stupid like that.
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: I mean, it happens to me randomly. And, I go to the hospital ,and they say well, we can't find anything wrong with you, so it's just anxiety. You need to be, you know. You need to just deal with your panic attacks and your physical manifestations of stress and they'll eventually stop. But the thing is, I have a hard time dealing with it, so I have a hard time holding a job. Because ever since, like, she had the seizure and stuff, you know, it's just..it's really hurt me because you know, that's when we stopped making videos for like, the entire summer because I wasn't able to do anything. And I'm the only one who can edit the videos because she doesn't know how.
Master: Okay, okay. So what you're saying is that your, while, while it's considered a disablity it is in no way whatsoever monetized by the government?
Rob: Yes, it's more of a, it just prevents me from holding a job, basically.
Master: Okay, alright. So this next question's gonna come off a little less antiquated, but allow me to break it down, I'll just break it down for the last half. Do you plan on trying to monetize PAB?
Rob: No. That's a bad idea.
Master: Okay. Alright.
PAB: [laughs] That's such a bad idea.
Rob: [unintelligible] I believe that we have the right to like, you know, 'cause I believe that..
[Master coughs]
Master: Excuse me.
Rob: PAB is a parody. Huh?
Master: Oh, excuse me, I coughed.
Rob: I believe that like PAB is a parody, like a spoof, you know? I believe that you know, we have to right to make, you know, PAB videos, as I don't really see the harm in it. I don't see..we're not, we're not..I believe it's like in the category of making a parody, like I've already said. But the thing is, we don't own the rights to like, the characters. So, I don't think that legally it would be a good idea for us to monetize anything. but, I believe like, on a non-profit level, we have the right to.
Rob: It seems fair, but we'll answer anything, besides, you know..like, super personal stuff.
Master: Absolutely, absolutely. Like I said, some of the questions may come off as intrapersonal, that's why I'm stating this ahead of time.
Rob: These are probably things we've already said.
Master: Probably but you know, they're very, um, invasive? I want to say? Maybe just a little bit. Alright, [laughs] okay. I'm all comfortable now, so let's get this started. Okay, first question that's going to come up, is, can you explain the humor in telling people you fucked your cousin?
Rob: [noises] Okay.
Master: I did warn you ahead of time, you can't like be "Oh, that's not fair." No, I did say ahead of time.
Rob: Okay...I was sitting here, bored, nothing to do. We do not have that many followers on twitter, and the main way that we have obtained likes and subscribers online, has been by posting things that's...are kind of over the top. So, we thought it would be a good idea to post facts about PAB that were over the top, and uh, all of them were not true, and the people that know us, like actually talk to us daily know that they're not true. So, we assume that when we post all of these PAB facts.. [PAB interrupts]
PAB: Um, I think he means like, why the fuck your cousin thing?
Rob: Oh, that's what I'm getting to! I'm saying, [stress sigh] the fuck my cousin thing, along with all the other PAB facts, were meant to just bring more attention into us..by freaking people out. But, they were not all true.
Master: Oh thats, okay, understandable. But, you know, coming from a comedian standpoint myself, when you say something like "I fucked my cousin", you should have said "It was pretty hard, because she was already dead." You know, just follow through with something else. When you just say you fucked your cousin, a lot of people are going to construe that as the idea that you actually fucked your cousin.
PAB: [unintelligible] incest.
Rob: I understand, I understand. Yeah
Master: Yes. She, she's got the idea.
Rob: Yeah.
Master: A good joke generally has a punch line that follows, when you say something just straight up like that, a lot of people will get the wrong impression. But, I think that's a justifiable answer. Is there anything else you'd like to add, or would you like to move on?
Rob: I guess we can move on.
Master: Okay. Okay. I'm not trying to push this, if you feel, if anytime at any point you want to jump in and interject, by all means, please do so.
Rob: That's fine.
Master: Okay. Next question.
Rob: [unintelligible] Okay.
Master: I'm not 100% on how to pronounce your name, so I'm probably going to say this wrong, but um, Allayah?
PAB: My name's Michelle.
Master: Oh, okay, so these idiots don't know what they're doing, at all.
PAB: No, not really.
Master: Ok, well that's fine, okay.
PAB: [unintelligible] name is Kat.
Master: So lets, so let's just go with.. [pause] Okay, so like I said, these questions might come off, if you want to pass, pass, but this was asking how old were you when you had your baby, and how old was Rob?
[Very long pause with lip smacking]
PAB: Uuuh, I was 18, like just having turned 18, and he was 21.
Master: Okay, so just on the cusp of adulthood. Okay, alright, that's fine, like I said, you know, at any point at any time you feel you don't answer just pass. I'm not going to force anything out of you, you don't want to say.
Rob: I mean, and also, we were legally married, so.
Master: Okay.
Rob: I don't see what the issue is anyways.
Master: Okay, it's alright, If, please, by all means if you feel the need to defend yourself please do so. Like I said, I'm not here, I'm not here to harass you. I'm not here to tell you how wrong you are, or how right I am. I'm not here for that.
Rob: I know, it's just, you know.. people are, are like, trying to like, make me look like some type of [pause] I have no idea. And, I'm like, if we were, if we were legally married, in the state we live in, I mean, [pause] I don't see the issue. I mean, and she's of age, and we're, I'm just saying. I don't.
Master: It's okay, it's okay, don't be flustered, don't worry. Like I said, I'm not sitting here judging you. I'm just not wearing pants.
[PAB and Master laugh]
Master: See that, that's a joke. See? See how the momentary laughs [unintelligible] laughter, that's a joke. I'm gonna work some in here, so be careful, I'm gonna have a couple more probably. Alright, if we think that question's good, next one?
Rob: Sure.
Master: Alright, how old were you when you met? You mentioned something, I'm just, I'm going by what some of them said, you mentioned that you met a year ago through Facebook, but, they'd like to see if they can hammer that down, to like a number.
Rob: Well I could give you the whole story, if you want it.
Master: Absolutely!
Rob: Well, we-we were friends on Facebook for 4 years, and we had been friends for 4 years. But we never really, you know, hung out or anything. Because, 4 years ago, you know, she was too young for me to date or anything, but, we'd only, we've only seen each other like, seen each other at the mall like once or twice, but we have never actually like hung out or anything. And last year, I met her, I mean this is gonna give me a lot of hate too, but the fact that we're still together kind of justifies anything in a weird way, but anyways, we met last year, the summer of last year. She just had turned 18.
PAB: [unintelligible] no..
Rob: Yeah, you were practically, you were practically 18, and over the summer, and we hung out, we really had a connection there. And, before the summer, around the end of the summer, she moved in with me, and we got married. That is a little crazy, because, you know, most people don't do stuff like that, but, that's what happened.
Master: Okay, okay. So how long have you actually been married as of now?
Rob: Uh...for, a little bit over a year.
Master: A little bit over a year, okay, okay, and how..[Rob interrupts]
Rob: Like you can tell when we got married by when like, when we first started doing the pony vore videos.
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: 'Cause those did not exist until we were together.
Master: Okay, Alright.
Rob: And we started them like a month after we got married.
Master: I got that. Alright. Um, how long would, how long would you say you were dating eachother? Like if you put a term to dating, how long would you say you dated each other?
[Rob and PAB whisper]
PAB: I feel bad though.
Rob: I told her to tell you that she said she..we were dating for like, 2 or 3 weeks.
[Rob and PAB laugh]
Master: Okay, that's fine. Oh, like I-Hey, I'm not judging here. I've done stupid things too. Wait, that didn't come out right. Never mind, like I said-[Rob interrupts]
Rob: For the fact that we haven't had a divorce is like, amazing.
Master: Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright, um, next question? You good? You feel, feel good on that one?
Rob: I guess so.
Master: Alright, let's move on to the next question. Alright, this one, this one's gonna come off as a little dickish but I'm gonna reword it to my way. When you say you collect disabilities, and you state them as seizures and anxiety, how...how would you rate those on the level?
Rob: Okay, there was a, apparently there was a misunderstanding.
Master: Okay, by..please.
Rob: With everybody just attacking us without actually giving us the chance to explain anything.
Master: Okay.
Rob: I do not get any money from the government.
Master: Okay.
Rob: That was a misinterpretation. When I said I'm disabled, it doesn't mean like I'm so disabled I'm getting something out of it. It's the fact that I have a really bad anxiety problem. and I have like, phy-physical manifestations , you know, where my heart beat fast, or I feel short of breath, or, you know, something stupid like that.
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: I mean, it happens to me randomly. And, I go to the hospital ,and they say well, we can't find anything wrong with you, so it's just anxiety. You need to be, you know. You need to just deal with your panic attacks and your physical manifestations of stress and they'll eventually stop. But the thing is, I have a hard time dealing with it, so I have a hard time holding a job. Because ever since, like, she had the seizure and stuff, you know, it's just..it's really hurt me because you know, that's when we stopped making videos for like, the entire summer because I wasn't able to do anything. And I'm the only one who can edit the videos because she doesn't know how.
Master: Okay, okay. So what you're saying is that your, while, while it's considered a disablity it is in no way whatsoever monetized by the government?
Rob: Yes, it's more of a, it just prevents me from holding a job, basically.
Master: Okay, alright. So this next question's gonna come off a little less antiquated, but allow me to break it down, I'll just break it down for the last half. Do you plan on trying to monetize PAB?
Rob: No. That's a bad idea.
Master: Okay. Alright.
PAB: [laughs] That's such a bad idea.
Rob: [unintelligible] I believe that we have the right to like, you know, 'cause I believe that..
[Master coughs]
Master: Excuse me.
Rob: PAB is a parody. Huh?
Master: Oh, excuse me, I coughed.
Rob: I believe that like PAB is a parody, like a spoof, you know? I believe that you know, we have to right to make, you know, PAB videos, as I don't really see the harm in it. I don't see..we're not, we're not..I believe it's like in the category of making a parody, like I've already said. But the thing is, we don't own the rights to like, the characters. So, I don't think that legally it would be a good idea for us to monetize anything. but, I believe like, on a non-profit level, we have the right to.
Master: This next one, this one's a little, um, this one's not really personal or anything but it does have an impactuous point, so I will go with it. Um, how would you feel if any of the models you contacted about getting pregnant, like "Get pregnant!" that stuff, I mean-I don't, I'm not gonna argue the photo shopping or any of that, I'm not going with that, but how would you feel, if those models were actually unable to have children in the first place?
Rob: Oh...well, that would be sad, but the thing is, the thing is-I mean..I keep saying this because it is true. We-we're joking around. We never straight up said, over and over, in a ha-in a harassing manner, "You need to get pregnant right now!". We literally tweeted it to that Japanese girl one, or two, or three times. Liter-we didn't do it like over and over, like dozens of times, 'cause we didn't do that. And she replied, and she did..[pause] laugh about it. She didn't retweet, you know, freaking out over it. And we haven't done it since, and we haven't done it like, to anyone else on twitter. We did it as a joke, not thinking anybody would freak out about it; but we were wrong, so okay.
PAB: Bad sense of humor.
Rob: We apparently have a really bad sense of humor, so I guess that's fine.
Master: Ay, it's generally, I would consider it like a dark sense of humor, like me, I always sometimes laugh at the idea of shooting kittens out of a cannon. I mean, it's not right, but somebody would still laugh if they saw it.
Rob: Yeah, but that, that would kill something. What we did-[Master interrupts]
Master: I didn't say it was gonna kill the kittens! I said shooting them out of a cannon, they could land on a big pillow.
[faint meowing noise is heard]
Rob: Okay.
Master: I never said kill the kittens, I just said shoot them out of a cannon. It's two different things.
Rob: Okay.
Master: Man, play me out to be a monster. Fuck.
Rob: And so are everybo-so are everybody at this forums, to me.
Master: Oh yeah, well..yes. We-we are monsters. It's-sorry about that. [Exhales out of nose]
Rob: I'm mean, I'm not saying you. I'm saying a lot of the other ones.
Master: No, I'm more of an attention whore, but that's besides the point. Anyway, this is the last question, and then we can do a little you know, a little interpersonal talking amongst ourselves. Um, this last question, this is the one that I saved for last because it is, it is a knee kicker, it's a right straight to the balls kick. I mean, this one is..
Rob: Okay.
Master: This is definitely the one that I saved for last for a reason. [Deep breath] Now it's, you said originally that your child was given up for adoption.
Rob: Well, we signed our rights over to someone else.
PAB: Not really. Adoption.
Rob: It's not actually, like, he wasn't-not put in a foster home.
Master: Okay so, okay so the question is, I'll break it down to the easiest level, was it given to a family member, or was it adopted by strangers?
Rob: I don't think that matters.
Master: It's, I, like I said, if, if you don't want to answer, just "pass" is fine.
Rob: Yeah, I don't, that's kind of like..
PAB: Pass.
Rob: Personal.
Master: That's, that's, that's exactly why I saved it for last, and gave you the choice to pass.
Rob: Yeah.
Master: Like I said, I'm going to propose this professionally. I'm going to give you all the, all the freedom you need. That's why I saved it for last.
Rob: yeah. I-I, mhm. It's just..[stress sigh] The main reason, despite the weird, like vore videos we make, which I think are irrelevant in real life, the main reason we cannot provide for a kid right now is because I lost my job, I have no steady income, I am physically having problems, even if it is just stress and anxiety related; and until I get better, I cannot provide for anyone. That's the main reason that we don't have right to our offspring right now. So..that's the literal only reason to us in real life.
Master: Okay.
Rob: The whole pony thing online is just something we do online, because I don't really see it as an issue, even though people may freak out over it.
Master: People get, people generally freak out about stuff like that. But, like I said, I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to pick, nit-pick the little pieces.
Rob: okay.
Master: I appreciate your honesty. Okay, that was the last question, that's the last question I have, I have no more, I'd go check the forum, but honestly, I'm pretty sure most of the questions that are gonna be asked again will follow along the same vein. So, I guess we get to the part where you get to ask me some questions! Are there any question you'd like to ask me?
Rob: Well, the thing is, like, on that forum..
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: Comments be gettin' everywhere. People keep saying the same thing. They keep saying things like you know, I can't believe that, uh, Michelle's pregnant again, and we're over here like we never said she was pregnant again.
Master: I think they were..Oh, I'm sorry. please continue.
PAB: Irrational anger.
Rob: [unintelligible] what we're saying, she's not pregnant. Why are people saying she's pregnant?
Master: I think it's because you have a video that was uploaded a short period ago that she was wearing a sundress, and she was holding a Rainbow Dash plushie.
PAB: I'm just fat.
Rob: Yeah, she's not pregnant.
Master: Oh, don't talk like that. Oh jeez, I hate it when women call themselves fat. It just hurts my feelings.
PAB: I mean, but for me it's like my p-it's not a profession where you get paid, but it's my thing.
Rob: Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's like, if we upload a video of her to the channel, it has to relate to the channel. you know, you get it. But the thing is, she's not pregnant.
Master: Mkay. Alright. I'm, I'm not gonna argue the point. I'm definitely not gonna come over there and check personally myself, so, I'll take your word for it. Mmk, anything else?
[Rob makes a noise]
Master: Please, continue. Go.
Rob: Do you have anything you wanna say?
Master: I've said most of everything I need to say. I mean if you wanted my personal opinion, if you wanted my synopsis of how this turns out, I think the evidence of things you've posted, and your reaction to said things, is only creating the fire that is constantly burning. When people starting saying things, and you started mass deleting them, or locking everyone out, that creates the, um, you know. Creates the illusion that you're trying to hide something, and people will respond to it in like.
Rob: I mean, if, when people started taking my extremely over the top tweets seriously, I mean, of course I'm gonna take them down, 'cause I was intending them to be taking-to be taken as sarcastic. And-[Master interrupts]
Master: See, that's the one thing I've always hated about things when it comes to text, in that it's almost impossible to properly emote yourself through words. I mean, how can you really show anger, unless you type something that looks angry? All exclamation points, all caps locks, and then you just look like an idiot. Or, you know, you try to type something and you try to be funny. Delivering a punch line is hard if the punch line is directly beneath the thing you just said, correct?
Rob: Yeah.
Master: So, yes. When people don't generally get the idea of you being sarcastic, because you really can't write out sarcasm unless you're responding to something somebody's already said.
Rob: So, the-the twitter thing is like my, it's only the second thing that's bothering me. it's not the number one thing that's actually bothering me right now. The thing that's bothering both of us is how, I mean we've had people we know call us bad things in the past because we've been doing PAB for like..I've been doing PAB for years, and she's been involved in it since last year. But, the thing that's bothering both of us right now the most is how, like you said, people are classing us in with that horrible guy that you mentioned earlier.
Master: Oh, I don't, I don't think people are going so far as putting you into the same class as him. When I say the same vein, imagine that he is a massive, raging, fucking out of control flashflood. And you're like a little tiny tributary off to the side.
Rob: Yeah but the thing is in real life, we don't do anything like that. And online, I don't even consider what we do that, because..
Master: Honestly? I'll give you the best answer right now. I think it would change everything is it wasn't Applebloom, and it was one like I don't know, Rarity or something, I don't think anyone would give two flying rat shits.
Rob: Well the thing...well the thing is..
Master: You, you did pick one of the characters from the show that is generally considered underage. And as, yes, even if you take the time to point out that she is not underage in how you portray her, She's still gonna be seen like that.
Rob: Oh...well, that would be sad, but the thing is, the thing is-I mean..I keep saying this because it is true. We-we're joking around. We never straight up said, over and over, in a ha-in a harassing manner, "You need to get pregnant right now!". We literally tweeted it to that Japanese girl one, or two, or three times. Liter-we didn't do it like over and over, like dozens of times, 'cause we didn't do that. And she replied, and she did..[pause] laugh about it. She didn't retweet, you know, freaking out over it. And we haven't done it since, and we haven't done it like, to anyone else on twitter. We did it as a joke, not thinking anybody would freak out about it; but we were wrong, so okay.
PAB: Bad sense of humor.
Rob: We apparently have a really bad sense of humor, so I guess that's fine.
Master: Ay, it's generally, I would consider it like a dark sense of humor, like me, I always sometimes laugh at the idea of shooting kittens out of a cannon. I mean, it's not right, but somebody would still laugh if they saw it.
Rob: Yeah, but that, that would kill something. What we did-[Master interrupts]
Master: I didn't say it was gonna kill the kittens! I said shooting them out of a cannon, they could land on a big pillow.
[faint meowing noise is heard]
Rob: Okay.
Master: I never said kill the kittens, I just said shoot them out of a cannon. It's two different things.
Rob: Okay.
Master: Man, play me out to be a monster. Fuck.
Rob: And so are everybo-so are everybody at this forums, to me.
Master: Oh yeah, well..yes. We-we are monsters. It's-sorry about that. [Exhales out of nose]
Rob: I'm mean, I'm not saying you. I'm saying a lot of the other ones.
Master: No, I'm more of an attention whore, but that's besides the point. Anyway, this is the last question, and then we can do a little you know, a little interpersonal talking amongst ourselves. Um, this last question, this is the one that I saved for last because it is, it is a knee kicker, it's a right straight to the balls kick. I mean, this one is..
Rob: Okay.
Master: This is definitely the one that I saved for last for a reason. [Deep breath] Now it's, you said originally that your child was given up for adoption.
Rob: Well, we signed our rights over to someone else.
PAB: Not really. Adoption.
Rob: It's not actually, like, he wasn't-not put in a foster home.
Master: Okay so, okay so the question is, I'll break it down to the easiest level, was it given to a family member, or was it adopted by strangers?
Rob: I don't think that matters.
Master: It's, I, like I said, if, if you don't want to answer, just "pass" is fine.
Rob: Yeah, I don't, that's kind of like..
PAB: Pass.
Rob: Personal.
Master: That's, that's, that's exactly why I saved it for last, and gave you the choice to pass.
Rob: Yeah.
Master: Like I said, I'm going to propose this professionally. I'm going to give you all the, all the freedom you need. That's why I saved it for last.
Rob: yeah. I-I, mhm. It's just..[stress sigh] The main reason, despite the weird, like vore videos we make, which I think are irrelevant in real life, the main reason we cannot provide for a kid right now is because I lost my job, I have no steady income, I am physically having problems, even if it is just stress and anxiety related; and until I get better, I cannot provide for anyone. That's the main reason that we don't have right to our offspring right now. So..that's the literal only reason to us in real life.
Master: Okay.
Rob: The whole pony thing online is just something we do online, because I don't really see it as an issue, even though people may freak out over it.
Master: People get, people generally freak out about stuff like that. But, like I said, I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to pick, nit-pick the little pieces.
Rob: okay.
Master: I appreciate your honesty. Okay, that was the last question, that's the last question I have, I have no more, I'd go check the forum, but honestly, I'm pretty sure most of the questions that are gonna be asked again will follow along the same vein. So, I guess we get to the part where you get to ask me some questions! Are there any question you'd like to ask me?
Rob: Well, the thing is, like, on that forum..
Master: Mhm. Mhm.
Rob: Comments be gettin' everywhere. People keep saying the same thing. They keep saying things like you know, I can't believe that, uh, Michelle's pregnant again, and we're over here like we never said she was pregnant again.
Master: I think they were..Oh, I'm sorry. please continue.
PAB: Irrational anger.
Rob: [unintelligible] what we're saying, she's not pregnant. Why are people saying she's pregnant?
Master: I think it's because you have a video that was uploaded a short period ago that she was wearing a sundress, and she was holding a Rainbow Dash plushie.
PAB: I'm just fat.
Rob: Yeah, she's not pregnant.
Master: Oh, don't talk like that. Oh jeez, I hate it when women call themselves fat. It just hurts my feelings.
PAB: I mean, but for me it's like my p-it's not a profession where you get paid, but it's my thing.
Rob: Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's like, if we upload a video of her to the channel, it has to relate to the channel. you know, you get it. But the thing is, she's not pregnant.
Master: Mkay. Alright. I'm, I'm not gonna argue the point. I'm definitely not gonna come over there and check personally myself, so, I'll take your word for it. Mmk, anything else?
[Rob makes a noise]
Master: Please, continue. Go.
Rob: Do you have anything you wanna say?
Master: I've said most of everything I need to say. I mean if you wanted my personal opinion, if you wanted my synopsis of how this turns out, I think the evidence of things you've posted, and your reaction to said things, is only creating the fire that is constantly burning. When people starting saying things, and you started mass deleting them, or locking everyone out, that creates the, um, you know. Creates the illusion that you're trying to hide something, and people will respond to it in like.
Rob: I mean, if, when people started taking my extremely over the top tweets seriously, I mean, of course I'm gonna take them down, 'cause I was intending them to be taking-to be taken as sarcastic. And-[Master interrupts]
Master: See, that's the one thing I've always hated about things when it comes to text, in that it's almost impossible to properly emote yourself through words. I mean, how can you really show anger, unless you type something that looks angry? All exclamation points, all caps locks, and then you just look like an idiot. Or, you know, you try to type something and you try to be funny. Delivering a punch line is hard if the punch line is directly beneath the thing you just said, correct?
Rob: Yeah.
Master: So, yes. When people don't generally get the idea of you being sarcastic, because you really can't write out sarcasm unless you're responding to something somebody's already said.
Rob: So, the-the twitter thing is like my, it's only the second thing that's bothering me. it's not the number one thing that's actually bothering me right now. The thing that's bothering both of us is how, I mean we've had people we know call us bad things in the past because we've been doing PAB for like..I've been doing PAB for years, and she's been involved in it since last year. But, the thing that's bothering both of us right now the most is how, like you said, people are classing us in with that horrible guy that you mentioned earlier.
Master: Oh, I don't, I don't think people are going so far as putting you into the same class as him. When I say the same vein, imagine that he is a massive, raging, fucking out of control flashflood. And you're like a little tiny tributary off to the side.
Rob: Yeah but the thing is in real life, we don't do anything like that. And online, I don't even consider what we do that, because..
Master: Honestly? I'll give you the best answer right now. I think it would change everything is it wasn't Applebloom, and it was one like I don't know, Rarity or something, I don't think anyone would give two flying rat shits.
Rob: Well the thing...well the thing is..
Master: You, you did pick one of the characters from the show that is generally considered underage. And as, yes, even if you take the time to point out that she is not underage in how you portray her, She's still gonna be seen like that.
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You know... if PAB wanted to get random people on the internet pregnant, maybe they should tweet less and start speaking more like @MasterDisaster . Get it? Eh? Eh? ....Cuz his voice- ._. Nevermind.
This interview has been really entertaining to listen to! Great job Master! Your interview vacilates between sympathetic and comedic ( The part about shooting kids out of canons had me in stitches).
It's not easy to line up interviews like this, but if you could get other people to open up to you, I can see you becoming the James Lipton of the lolcow world.
This interview has been really entertaining to listen to! Great job Master! Your interview vacilates between sympathetic and comedic ( The part about shooting kids out of canons had me in stitches).
It's not easy to line up interviews like this, but if you could get other people to open up to you, I can see you becoming the James Lipton of the lolcow world.
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Pinkamena Diane Pie
kiwifarms.net
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This is just..ew. I don't mind fetishes, really. Everyone has a fetish of some kind whether its cringeworthy or not, its not fetishism that bothers me. I seen tons of fetish created gunk. (Being a pegasister, you see a shit ton of infant fetishes/ diaper fetishes. Though, most are made just for jokes)
They do this, though, towards underage characters. That's disturbing. Then they use vore in the same exact fashion. MLP vore is rather disturbing. I've seen it both written and drawn. Its disgusting. If it was towards their own creation (whether good or bad), it would be entirely different. It would be less cringe inducing.
Then there is the fact they take it /seriously/ that bothers me. Again, it would be different if it wasn't for a kid's show or if it was with characters they created for it. It would still be creepy, but it wouldn't be viewed with as much scorn. You could say its "common place" in the setting they make it. Though, its the fact they LIKE it done to herbivores and younger characters to the point of being a pedophile about it. Its too much of an eck factor.
They do this, though, towards underage characters. That's disturbing. Then they use vore in the same exact fashion. MLP vore is rather disturbing. I've seen it both written and drawn. Its disgusting. If it was towards their own creation (whether good or bad), it would be entirely different. It would be less cringe inducing.
Then there is the fact they take it /seriously/ that bothers me. Again, it would be different if it wasn't for a kid's show or if it was with characters they created for it. It would still be creepy, but it wouldn't be viewed with as much scorn. You could say its "common place" in the setting they make it. Though, its the fact they LIKE it done to herbivores and younger characters to the point of being a pedophile about it. Its too much of an eck factor.
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I hate the human race so much sometimes. And bronies. And the Internet.
DuckbilledPlaty
kiwifarms.net
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Everyone alive has at least one kink they know would mortify every other living person. But we also know they are always going to turn us on. And so the internet devised the great code of fetish decency's.
1. Keep your fetish in its bubble. Wherever it may be that people are also into and OK with.
2. Keep your fetish in its bubble. No seriously. Don't be bringing up your carebear head cannon necrophilia and vore shit at a dorm-room party. A open aired public hangout is not the place to try and meet someone else into your kink.
3. Leave kids right the hell out of it. Everyone else who is a adult can say whether or not they want on-board and have had enough experience to decide if something is their thing or not. You start adding that pedo trash loli shit or whatever into your thing, your now going after people who should not have to be exposed or have that kind of thing thrust upon them.
PAB broke 2. and the ever sacred 3. On top of that he was like "yeah we're into pedo garbage but by the power of the anonymity granted by the interenet we mock at thee kiwi's! " That is when people dug into who they are in real life and it becomes "We're just edgy! please this is getting too personal"
It is only by breaking the sacred third law that personal info may be pillaged from the offender. Had they not done this, they could bitch. As they have they must suck the rigid dick of personal internet infamy.
through my bill I hath spoken the truth. Through my beedy eyes I have judged you PAB.
It's isn't a bloody parody work if you take it bloody seriously.
Have they ever considered going to a shrink or marriage counseling?
Have they ever considered going to a shrink or marriage counseling?