Careercow Jotex257 / Jotexチャンネル駅 / Jotex the Speedior - The Salty Islamic Gamer

[『ｉ－市議ぢ着』]

I'm honestly not sure at this point. All I know is that he can't design worth crap. I've dabbled in game design before and I'm attempting to get back into it. And I have to say, it's not as easy as it looks. It takes time to really make a polished game from start to finish. It's not just about slapping assets together, programming physics and controls in and calling it a day. It has to look nice, if not decent at best, the music should be at be best listenable, and the controls need to be responsive. And as we all know, his game fails on all of those.

What really irks me about his work is that he doesn't try to make the game his own. Instead of making his own graphics, he cobbled together whatever images he could find on Google Images and The Spriters' Resource. Instead of making his own music, he took other people's music and raised the tempo with Audacity.

Even if he put only original materials in the game and it ended up looking bad, he would have learned a little on how to do things on his own. By using other people's content, he is limiting himself and preventing himself from improving. The main thing stopping Jotex from improving is him acting like he's already the best and can continue his methods forever.

 

[kcbbq]

Even a crap looking game with crap music and major flaws can be awesome if it is fun. How much time have people spent playing Goat Simulator? It's a riot.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Blaming people for not playing enough of the game is ridiculous considering he says he wants it to be in arcades.
The first few levels should get you hooked. Who is going to sink money into an ugly game with painful graphics and shit levels when right beside you there is a cool game?

Even a crap looking game with crap music and major flaws can be awesome if it is fun. How much time have people spent playing Goat Simulator? It's a riot.

I can attest to this- when I did that test run of the game earlier in the thread, I played for about 5 minutes before I got too bored/pissed off with the game to continue playing. That's not good for a supposed 'best arcade game ever'

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

He's planning to make a crossover with both of his OC's. Of course, let's have the game suck more than normal!

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Since the server host in France screwed the Farms over, I'm reposting this. Still, wanting a game to run at 160 frames a second? What kind of poll options are these, anyway?

And while we're at it... new screenshot.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Latest teaser:

More game screenshots. Apparently, these consist of scrapped levels and a boss.

Finally, someone tells blazehedgehog from TSSZ about the game on tumblr. His thoughts are here.

 

[ActualKiwi]

That teaser looks like feet or pale cheeks coming out of buttless chaps..

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

This game is developed enough to actually have scrapped levels and bosses?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

This game is developed enough to actually have scrapped levels and bosses?

I was that surprised too. He's really serious about this, but this'll just fail.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

I can't begin to process what that might be.

 

[Cable 7]

I can't begin to process what that might be.

Shitty picture of Shadow the Hedgehog cut-off at his feet? I mean, those do look like his shoes, barely.

 

[Super Collie]

What the fuck kind of controller is that?

 

[kcbbq]

What the fuck kind of controller is that?

Joystix the Controllior

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

What the fuck kind of controller is that?

It's a half-assed mix of an NES and XBox 360 controller.

 

[annausagi2]

I can't begin to process what that might be.

At first glance I thought it was a pair of misshapen eyes (with red pupils) checking out some booty.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

More of the same...

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Hey, look! A worthwhile update!

First, I called it. It's a Freedom Planet fangame. You're more than welcome to disagree, but I get the feeling he secretly likes Freedom Planet and is too proud to admit it. Here's proof:

Coming soon on year debut.
Searching Clues of title

FAN GAME - The 3 Main Character will be non-cannon,It's Another Character and the story take's place in ancient times of civilation Aka same as AC Universe.

MAIN ORIGINAL GAME - Take's place at Planet Sengoku.

Oh god, these crappy logo edits. I can clearly see Freedom Planet on the left, and the logo on the right is from Soul Calibur 2.

Seriously, dude? Seriously?

What else... oh yeah, more game testing below...

Screenshot of a stage he's making. You know what to expect by now, though...

Something I neglected to post last update:

Complete Bug,Glitches and Changes in the game.
Jotex the speedior 2.3 -> 2.4
- Cheat Mode : Coming Soon
- Fixing Bugs And Glitches in Progress
- 60 fps control game smooth updated
- Hurt Systems updated
- Homing attack on balloon updated
- Enemy Touch and Hurt Systems are no longer,and now convert to Enemy FP1 Mode.
-No New Stages Yet

Q&A:Mighty no.9 Delayed opinion?..:
Supposed to be Online must Removed some bugs.
You Know WAT ***k it,Let's make fan game anyway than main game consoles.

Q&A:What's the plan about HDA?
This game will be bigger projects,more characters,more factions sides,addition extra levels or side quest called dreams and illusion,and additional for called QPE.

Q&A:So Jotex game next year?:
I decided withdraw the platform games instead spin-offs game,reason platform games still on next experimental code yet,spin-offs still not known yet.Also Redesign character as Accurate possible.

Let's Take a break the Sonic 06 2d Graphics Comparison:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBSd7…

 

[kcbbq]

Well, that Q&A sense answers does. Clear is understand.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Hey, look! A worthwhile update!

First, I called it. It's a Freedom Planet fangame. You're more than welcome to disagree, but I get the feeling he secretly likes Freedom Planet and is too proud to admit it. Here's proof:

Oh god, these crappy logo edits. I can clearly see Freedom Planet on the left, and the logo on the right is from Soul Calibur 2.

Seriously, dude? Seriously?

What else... oh yeah, more game testing below...

Screenshot of a stage he's making. You know what to expect by now, though...

Something I neglected to post last update:

It's like he thinks the way to have good graphics is add every 2d sprite ever into the background and call it a day.

 

[CatFace]

Hey, look! A worthwhile update!

First, I called it. It's a Freedom Planet fangame. You're more than welcome to disagree, but I get the feeling he secretly likes Freedom Planet and is too proud to admit it. Here's proof:

Oh god, these crappy logo edits. I can clearly see Freedom Planet on the left, and the logo on the right is from Soul Calibur 2.

Seriously, dude? Seriously?

What else... oh yeah, more game testing below...

Screenshot of a stage he's making. You know what to expect by now, though...

Something I neglected to post last update:

Let me point out some of the shit Japanese. This excludes the stuff by the rising sun style flag, it hurts my brain to try and read right now. Those colour choices.

First off on the left is UFO... do they only sell UFO brand ramen? Next to it is a shop named Seawater. He was close to being correct with this one but he has the words switched. Under the little red whale he has "sushi whale" these words should be reversed to mean "whale sushi" in Japanese.
Under the gotta go fast sonic ramp is another close but no cigar.
スパ... That should be:
スーパー, a Japanese term for supermarket. I almost want to say he might be talking about SPAR, a dying convince store. Fits with the autism. I'll give him a pass for what is above it as maybe there are characters covered that might make sense... though I doubt it.

I think he doesn't use google translate and instead checks dictionaries for individual words and tries to plug them together to make sentences to feel like he 'knows' english and japanese. This is the only option I can think of because, and I am not exaggerating, google translate actually could do better.