Julie reveals herself

[DevilDog]

^ Hey, the pokemon training world stops for no one.

 

[JULAY]

Chris didn't have a GPS navigator in Son-Chu, did he? Driving to this location just by reading road maps probably pushed OPLs mental capacities... Maybe we should actually give him some respect for that.

Yep, he used mapquest.

[5:21:14 PM] Christopher C.W.C.: I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
[5:21:49 PM] Christopher C.W.C.: I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, PSP and DS with AC adaptors.
[5:22:03 PM] Christopher C.W.C.: it's only a 7 hour drive.

Also, apparently God, Jesus and the spirits of his dead ancestors were all fully supportive of Christard's Quest for Julay. What could possibly go wrong?

[5:21:49 PM] Christopher C.W.C.:I have set aside six changes of clothes
[5:22:03 PM] Christopher C.W.C.: it's only a 7 hour drive.


Dude, he must have thought that he was going to crap his briefs (and den end up with dirty pants) pretty damn frequently to bring six changes of clothes for a seven hour trip.

 

[Xanatos]

I argue the Ohio trip did him some good. It actually got him out of his comfort zone in order to achieve a goal (albeit a made up one). Stop being so melodramatic about it. You people take this shit too seriously.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

I argue the Ohio trip did him some good. It actually got him out of his comfort zone in order to achieve a goal (albeit a made up one). Stop being so melodramatic about it. You people take this shit too seriously.

yeah if nothing else it at least got him to see the world beyond ruckersville

 

[theWHYideneverends]

Chris did not deserve to be mind fucked by a prick with a likely mental disorder. Chris may be a lowcow but he does not deserve to have sex with a 13 year old over the interwebs (And the kid was WILLING) and then be threatened to have to Police to be contacted if he did not do this whole ring of obstacles for said assholes amusement

 

[Bugaboo]

Chris did not deserve to be mind fucked by a prick with a likely mental disorder. Chris may be a lowcow but he does not deserve to have sex with a 13 year old over the interwebs (And the kid was WILLING) and then be threatened to have to Police to be contacted if he did not do this whole ring of obstacles for said assholes amusement

Where the hell were Bluespike's parents? Don't they care that he was cybering with a 20 something year old man while pretending to be a woman in a fictional country?

 

[theWHYideneverends]

Where the hell were Bluespike's parents? Don't they care that he was cybering with a 20 something year old man while pretending to be a woman in a fictional country?

Quoting an Internet God:

"They were at Applebee's looking for Alabama Black Snake"
-Ghost

 

[Bugaboo]

Where the hell were Bluespike's parents? Don't they care that he was cybering with a 20 something year old man while pretending to be a woman in a fictional country?

Quoting an Internet God:

"They were at Applebee's looking for Alabama Black Snake"
-Ghost

Perhaps tormenting manchildren on the internet is a wholesome family activity for the Spike family. DadSpike, MomSpike, BlueSpike and BabySpike all get together and create elaborate scemes in which to troll manbaby's.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Well, speaking of the saga as a whole, the thing that bothers me isn't the medallion in the anus (which seems to piss off a lot of people), it's the trip to Cleveland.

Never before or since had Chris been trolled into doing something that could have gotten him seriously hurt or killed. Not only did his impromptu trip involve a mental defective driving hundreds of miles on unfamiliar interstate highways, which would be bad enough, but depending on which neighborhood he was sent to, he ran a very real risk of getting robbed / beaten / carjacked. Yes, Son-Chu (the vehicle) might not be a tempting target, but the fat clown-shirted guy with a Sonichu medallion hanging off his neck is about as tempting a target as you'll get.

Part of what drives my opinion on this is that I've been to Cleveland. It's got some pretty ghetto places where I wouldn't want to set foot for any reason.

Now then, were it not for Bluespike doing his thing, Chris wouldn't have banged the love doll, and I'd have missed out on at least a dozen opportunities to gross out and/or amuse my friends with the video over the years, not to mention my username and avatar.

I never gave much importance to him being decieved and traveling to Cleveland. I thought it was pretty funny that he would fall for that and end up in a wrong house, but I didn't know that Cleveland was considered a dangerous zone. Now that I know this, then yeah that was pretty mean, good thing nothing serious happened.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Dude, he must have thought that he was going to crap his briefs (and den end up with dirty pants) pretty damn frequently to bring six changes of clothes for a seven hour trip.

He probably figured he'd be having multiple days of hanky-panky with Julie once he saved her.

 

[Bugaboo]

Dude, he must have thought that he was going to crap his briefs (and den end up with dirty pants) pretty damn frequently to bring six changes of clothes for a seven hour trip.

He probably figured he'd be having multiple days of hanky-panky with Julie once he saved her.

I get the feeling he's never been on a seven hour trip before.

 

[Julaay]

The only thing wrong with the Julie saga is, why did he not video tap the medallion up the ass?! Come on!

 

[Mike Dawson]

Where the hell were Bluespike's parents? Don't they care that he was cybering with a 20 something year old man while pretending to be a woman in a fictional country?

Quoting an Internet God:

"They were at Applebee's looking for Alabama Black Snake"
-Ghost

Perhaps tormenting manchildren on the internet is a wholesome family activity for the Spike family. DadSpike, MomSpike, BlueSpike and BabySpike all get together and create elaborate scemes in which to troll manbaby's.

I think I heard something on one of the old forums about Blue having a pretty crappy home life. Don't really know the specifics, though. That and his (alleged) conduct disorder would be an adequate explanation of his behavior.

 

[random_pickle]

The only thing wrong with the Julie saga is, why did he not video tap the medallion up the ass?! Come on!

You want to see pieces of C-L-A-Y being inserted into the rectum of a corpulent man-child?

Yeah, didn't think so.

 

[pickleniggo]

The only thing wrong with the Julie saga is, why did he not video tap the medallion up the ass?! Come on!

You want to see pieces of C-L-A-Y being inserted into the rectum of a corpulent man-child?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Well, I think there are some of us that would like to see Chris put the "fuckin" in "CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC."

 

[Julaay]

I really didn't think that through. I'm from the "Pics or it didn't happen generation". I just wanted to be %100 sure it actually happened.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

Well, speaking of the saga as a whole, the thing that bothers me isn't the medallion in the anus (which seems to piss off a lot of people), it's the trip to Cleveland.

Never before or since had Chris been trolled into doing something that could have gotten him seriously hurt or killed. Not only did his impromptu trip involve a mental defective driving hundreds of miles on unfamiliar interstate highways, which would be bad enough, but depending on which neighborhood he was sent to, he ran a very real risk of getting robbed / beaten / carjacked. Yes, Son-Chu (the vehicle) might not be a tempting target, but the fat clown-shirted guy with a Sonichu medallion hanging off his neck is about as tempting a target as you'll get.

Part of what drives my opinion on this is that I've been to Cleveland. It's got some pretty ghetto places where I wouldn't want to set foot for any reason.

Now then, were it not for Bluespike doing his thing, Chris wouldn't have banged the love doll, and I'd have missed out on at least a dozen opportunities to gross out and/or amuse my friends with the video over the years, not to mention my username and avatar.

I never gave much importance to him being decieved and traveling to Cleveland. I thought it was pretty funny that he would fall for that and end up in a wrong house, but I didn't know that Cleveland was considered a dangerous zone. Now that I know this, then yeah that was pretty mean, good thing nothing serious happened.

he should be glad he wasn't trolled into going to baltimore. danger zones all over with the occasional nice zone to trick manchildren.

 

[Marvin]

he should be glad he wasn't trolled into going to baltimore. danger zones all over with the occasional nice zone to trick manchildren.

I've been trying to get him to go to Baltimore for years.

 

[LM 697]

[5:21:49 PM] Christopher C.W.C.:I have set aside six changes of clothes
[5:22:03 PM] Christopher C.W.C.: it's only a 7 hour drive.


Dude, he must have thought that he was going to crap his briefs (and den end up with dirty pants) pretty damn frequently to bring six changes of clothes for a seven hour trip.

Chris was probably expecting to rescue Julie, kill Max (or at the very least do enough to him to warrant his blood getting on Chris' clothes), and have hero sex with Julie (which would probably result in stains).

And he'd probably shit himself too.

"I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!! Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? Hey, Chris? Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the medallion or shove it up your butt: make your choice. Ah, interrogating autistics, it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy."

- BlueSpike


HI A-LOG

 

[Null]

BlueSpike has probably been raped.