"I don't like cooking that much. ULP! So I cook once a day. Mmmm! I'll make enough for two meals..." *Frowns and glances left* "So this is my first meal..." *Inhales vitamin water while looking right, thinking up more lies before having a sugar-gasm*
LOL she totally used all four of those sausages. That bowl would look extra large if someone else was holding it.
That's so sad that Becky has better things to do than do some romantic cooking with her gf.
Amber, have you considered that maybe Becky is cheating on you? I can't imagine that you're hitting her pleasure-button too often these days. Meanwhile you're languishing in a personal Hell of your own making. At least you're not being quarantined in the bathroom now!
Amber, gorl, honey boo... you need to start using that tripod more often. You held that camera in your right arm for about 45 seconds before switching to the left, then switched back to righty after 30 seconds while resting your elbow on the table.
Twice you set down the camera and it sloooowly turns the footage clockwise, trying it's best to auto-focus and balance out the background. Please do not point the camera directly at the sun.
(:powerlevel: I took a 6 month crash course in video production. This is all really basic shit.)
