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Please take the trash out instead of journaling and deleting hate comments.
Please take the trash out instead of journaling and deleting hate comments.
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Anyone else notice this video was in 720p and not 1080p
Edit: NVM it's 1080p now. YouTube just took a long time for it to process
Edit: NVM it's 1080p now. YouTube just took a long time for it to process
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Since it takes so long to upload from the computer, can't she just start it and go to bed? (Maybe a naive question as I have never uploaded to YT myself.)
As for the "car shop"... Becky could have just called and had the tires ordered over the phone for her appointment. She literally would just need to tell them what kind of vehicle it is, if she didn't know her tire size already, and they would be able to look it up. I find it odd that she had to go there and then will have to return to have them put on. All that to say that Amber really should stop trying to talk about cars. She tries to repeat things she hears other people say but since she has no clue, it just comes out jumbled.
She's directing art films now. Fancy camera purchase was worth it.
And I heard her say this:
As for the "car shop"... Becky could have just called and had the tires ordered over the phone for her appointment. She literally would just need to tell them what kind of vehicle it is, if she didn't know her tire size already, and they would be able to look it up. I find it odd that she had to go there and then will have to return to have them put on. All that to say that Amber really should stop trying to talk about cars. She tries to repeat things she hears other people say but since she has no clue, it just comes out jumbled.
She's directing art films now. Fancy camera purchase was worth it.
And I heard her say this:
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I don't think they do. It's likely a desperate survival mechanism on behalf of her knees. Whose human joints want to experience the weight of two newborn elephants with each step? Fuckers are going to sound like a rifle shot when they finally give up.
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Is she counting calories or doing weight watchers? Is that a bowl of free points?
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Strap in, cause here we go.
I really don't understand why her videos take so long to upload. 8 hours on wifi from the computer and 2 hours on the phone with data? She's probably just exporting massive files out of iMovie and doesn't understand that you can compress files when you export them. I'm not familiar with iMovie, but in many other programs, you can select bitrate and all kinds of other options to take your 1.5 gigabyte file down to something more manageable like 700mb, without losing a ton of quality. Certainly, she doesn't need to be uploading these vlog videos at the highest bit rate possible, it's just asinine.
The whole intro of this video is just funny because she claimed to do all this research to really get things right and be like all the other YouTubers, but instead of figuring out how to use her laptop effectively, she airdrops the files onto her phone and then edits them that way. Which still doesn't make any sense, if it's the same files, how are you losing ~6 hours of upload time from your phone? Anyone know if iMovie on mobile somehow automatically compresses things? It just doesn't make any sense to me. It's so convoluted and you can bet that Shane Dawson isn't filming his videos than mailing himself usb drives full of data or some other kind of dumb shit like that.
Car stuff. Alignment and new wheels, but they have to order the wheels so they won't have the car till tomorrow. Whatever, neither here nor there. With the amount of time they spend driving around, I'm surprised they havan't needed any kind of repairs on the suspension, since I assume that's the biggest thing their weight damages on the car, but I could be wrong. If any kiwis out there are automobile inclined, please let me know.
Amber is always talking about her talents or her writing in this way that she does it all the time, it's a hobby she spends money on, etc etc. But she never shares any of her work anywhere or any of her journals. Understandable, since she probably knows she would get lit up for posting anything when people found her other poetry, but it still surprises me that she doesn't put any of it out into the ether, since she claims all the time she lOvEs writing so much. Even Becky shared her DeviantArt traced Naruto pictures with the world, you can do the same Amber.
Brussel Sprout concoction with Chicken Sausage, oh sweet lord above, gird my stomach from what I'm about to witness. (Side note : This video is from the 6th. So, we've got about a 5 day backlog.)
Talks about how Becky is the qween of her life and that she loves her dearly, but her and Becky are on different journies, in response to a question about why they eat different foods. Everything in Big Al's life is a journey. Why don't you just find foods you both like and prepare that? There's so much that's weird about their relationship, but it's really the little things that get to me. Why wouldn't you want to make food that you and your partner could both eat? It's just so WEIRD. Only thing that's weirder is going to the movie theater and then sitting in on different movies.
What's wrong with big chunks of onion Amber? I'm not sure, perhaps the fact that you dump these massive chunks of onion into a cold pan, with no oil, then proceed to slightly boil them in a small amount of water, before dumping them into the maw that is your mouth. Again, it's fucking weird. Long strips of onion are fine, julienne that shit and fry it up, make some fajitas, but your massive chunks of onion must be half raw and they just seem so gross. Kind of nitpicky, yeah, but c'mon. If you learn to properly dice an onion, your cooking would actually improve. It makes zero sense to use those massive chunks of onion in anything. (Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not the best cook in the world by any stretch)
Talks about how there's so much negative energy in the world and people judge and are negatorous. (?! I really don't know how to spell out what she said.) Says that's the life of a YouTuber and she gets tons of support behind the scenes.
She shows us her massive chunks of onion...in a completely cold pan...that's not even on the stove top....WHAT. But that's how she likes them! You know, it's stuff like this that is really just indicative of the laziness that plagues AL's channel. Instead of saying "That's the way I like them!", why don't you look at what people are saying and say, "Hmmm, maybe I could be a better cook.." and boom, you've got content. People would eat up, "OBESE GIRL LEARNS HOW TO DICE AN ONION!!!" or "500 LB LADY COOKS HEALTHY CHICKEN THIGH". Mix and match to your heart's content. These whole cooking segments could be improved so massively with just a small amount of effort, but Amber just shields herself behind, that's how I like it, that's how I do it.
Talks about how her new camera has made her notice that she breathes SO hard and that the camera detects that. It took a camera for you to detect that? You haven't noticed that moving from the living room to the kitchen causes you to suck massive wind? C'mon.
The way she uses the knife is like something a child would do. Index finger on top of it and just slides it around until it gets through the sprouts. She probably likes big chunks of onion because she lacks the dexterity to actually hold the knife properly and use it properly.
Again with this lazy ass shit. From 8:30 - 8:50 there's a segment where she is just staring at her phone, texting Becky. Like, why did you leave that in?! Just jump to where you show off your slop plate!
Speaking of slop plate, what in the world is it? Brussel sprouts, chicken sausage, and onions? I seriously can't tell, it looks awful. She says she added "witchersire" sauce to some of it (that is the best shot I took at spelling what she said). According to Amber, her meal isn't bad, but lord it looks, just awful. I mean, look at this shit. I'd call it punishment stir fry or something.
During her feast, Amber describes how she's been dieting. She doesn't like cooking all that much, so she'll cook once a day, log that entire meal in her MyFitnessPal or whatever, then section it out so it's enough for two meals. Strange how we didn't see her weighting or measuring anything, in order to track those calories effectively. Though again, nitpicky on my part. Says that after that, she has about 500 calories left over, which she'll spend on fruit, almonds, maybe a cliff bar if she's feeling frisky. In her own words, "One meal, split it in half, then the rest can go to healthy snacks." So you mean to tell me, you're eating twice a day and supplementing your food intake in between and after that with fruits and nuts? 2 videos ago, you were out at a Mexican restaurant and went to a Starbucks right after! How delusional does she think her viewers are? Actually, don't answer that.
"I just don't like cooking, like at all. It's just not that fun to me." Maybe because you never challenge yourself or put forth any effort to improve your skills? Amber's meals are toss everything together with random seasonings and add sriracha. As I said earlier, why not learn how to cook a bone in chicken thigh or make a real, actual chili? Not only will this give you content, it'll improve your cooking skills, and give you an incentive to actually eat at home, rather than eating ou...who the fuck am I kidding. It's not that she doesn't enjoy cooking, it's that she gets winded pulling things out of the refrigerator, let's be real. I'm not saying everyone has to enjoy cooking or anything like that, but arriving at some level of competency is useful for everybody.
Ends the video by saying she was shocked that people wanted more recipe videos from her. Me too Amber, me too.
I can't get over the computer stuff, it's so strange to spend so much money on something, than not learn how to utilize properly. I know she's just dragging and dropping clips one after the other in iMovie, but it must be fucking agonizing to do it on a phone. Not to mention, all the possibilities that open up to you when you develop even a tiny amount of ability in an editing program.
I really don't understand why her videos take so long to upload. 8 hours on wifi from the computer and 2 hours on the phone with data? She's probably just exporting massive files out of iMovie and doesn't understand that you can compress files when you export them. I'm not familiar with iMovie, but in many other programs, you can select bitrate and all kinds of other options to take your 1.5 gigabyte file down to something more manageable like 700mb, without losing a ton of quality. Certainly, she doesn't need to be uploading these vlog videos at the highest bit rate possible, it's just asinine.
The whole intro of this video is just funny because she claimed to do all this research to really get things right and be like all the other YouTubers, but instead of figuring out how to use her laptop effectively, she airdrops the files onto her phone and then edits them that way. Which still doesn't make any sense, if it's the same files, how are you losing ~6 hours of upload time from your phone? Anyone know if iMovie on mobile somehow automatically compresses things? It just doesn't make any sense to me. It's so convoluted and you can bet that Shane Dawson isn't filming his videos than mailing himself usb drives full of data or some other kind of dumb shit like that.
Car stuff. Alignment and new wheels, but they have to order the wheels so they won't have the car till tomorrow. Whatever, neither here nor there. With the amount of time they spend driving around, I'm surprised they havan't needed any kind of repairs on the suspension, since I assume that's the biggest thing their weight damages on the car, but I could be wrong. If any kiwis out there are automobile inclined, please let me know.
Amber is always talking about her talents or her writing in this way that she does it all the time, it's a hobby she spends money on, etc etc. But she never shares any of her work anywhere or any of her journals. Understandable, since she probably knows she would get lit up for posting anything when people found her other poetry, but it still surprises me that she doesn't put any of it out into the ether, since she claims all the time she lOvEs writing so much. Even Becky shared her DeviantArt traced Naruto pictures with the world, you can do the same Amber.
Brussel Sprout concoction with Chicken Sausage, oh sweet lord above, gird my stomach from what I'm about to witness. (Side note : This video is from the 6th. So, we've got about a 5 day backlog.)
Talks about how Becky is the qween of her life and that she loves her dearly, but her and Becky are on different journies, in response to a question about why they eat different foods. Everything in Big Al's life is a journey. Why don't you just find foods you both like and prepare that? There's so much that's weird about their relationship, but it's really the little things that get to me. Why wouldn't you want to make food that you and your partner could both eat? It's just so WEIRD. Only thing that's weirder is going to the movie theater and then sitting in on different movies.
What's wrong with big chunks of onion Amber? I'm not sure, perhaps the fact that you dump these massive chunks of onion into a cold pan, with no oil, then proceed to slightly boil them in a small amount of water, before dumping them into the maw that is your mouth. Again, it's fucking weird. Long strips of onion are fine, julienne that shit and fry it up, make some fajitas, but your massive chunks of onion must be half raw and they just seem so gross. Kind of nitpicky, yeah, but c'mon. If you learn to properly dice an onion, your cooking would actually improve. It makes zero sense to use those massive chunks of onion in anything. (Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not the best cook in the world by any stretch)
Talks about how there's so much negative energy in the world and people judge and are negatorous. (?! I really don't know how to spell out what she said.) Says that's the life of a YouTuber and she gets tons of support behind the scenes.
She shows us her massive chunks of onion...in a completely cold pan...that's not even on the stove top....WHAT. But that's how she likes them! You know, it's stuff like this that is really just indicative of the laziness that plagues AL's channel. Instead of saying "That's the way I like them!", why don't you look at what people are saying and say, "Hmmm, maybe I could be a better cook.." and boom, you've got content. People would eat up, "OBESE GIRL LEARNS HOW TO DICE AN ONION!!!" or "500 LB LADY COOKS HEALTHY CHICKEN THIGH". Mix and match to your heart's content. These whole cooking segments could be improved so massively with just a small amount of effort, but Amber just shields herself behind, that's how I like it, that's how I do it.
Talks about how her new camera has made her notice that she breathes SO hard and that the camera detects that. It took a camera for you to detect that? You haven't noticed that moving from the living room to the kitchen causes you to suck massive wind? C'mon.
The way she uses the knife is like something a child would do. Index finger on top of it and just slides it around until it gets through the sprouts. She probably likes big chunks of onion because she lacks the dexterity to actually hold the knife properly and use it properly.
Again with this lazy ass shit. From 8:30 - 8:50 there's a segment where she is just staring at her phone, texting Becky. Like, why did you leave that in?! Just jump to where you show off your slop plate!
Speaking of slop plate, what in the world is it? Brussel sprouts, chicken sausage, and onions? I seriously can't tell, it looks awful. She says she added "witchersire" sauce to some of it (that is the best shot I took at spelling what she said). According to Amber, her meal isn't bad, but lord it looks, just awful. I mean, look at this shit. I'd call it punishment stir fry or something.
During her feast, Amber describes how she's been dieting. She doesn't like cooking all that much, so she'll cook once a day, log that entire meal in her MyFitnessPal or whatever, then section it out so it's enough for two meals. Strange how we didn't see her weighting or measuring anything, in order to track those calories effectively. Though again, nitpicky on my part. Says that after that, she has about 500 calories left over, which she'll spend on fruit, almonds, maybe a cliff bar if she's feeling frisky. In her own words, "One meal, split it in half, then the rest can go to healthy snacks." So you mean to tell me, you're eating twice a day and supplementing your food intake in between and after that with fruits and nuts? 2 videos ago, you were out at a Mexican restaurant and went to a Starbucks right after! How delusional does she think her viewers are? Actually, don't answer that.
"I just don't like cooking, like at all. It's just not that fun to me." Maybe because you never challenge yourself or put forth any effort to improve your skills? Amber's meals are toss everything together with random seasonings and add sriracha. As I said earlier, why not learn how to cook a bone in chicken thigh or make a real, actual chili? Not only will this give you content, it'll improve your cooking skills, and give you an incentive to actually eat at home, rather than eating ou...who the fuck am I kidding. It's not that she doesn't enjoy cooking, it's that she gets winded pulling things out of the refrigerator, let's be real. I'm not saying everyone has to enjoy cooking or anything like that, but arriving at some level of competency is useful for everybody.
Ends the video by saying she was shocked that people wanted more recipe videos from her. Me too Amber, me too.
I can't get over the computer stuff, it's so strange to spend so much money on something, than not learn how to utilize properly. I know she's just dragging and dropping clips one after the other in iMovie, but it must be fucking agonizing to do it on a phone. Not to mention, all the possibilities that open up to you when you develop even a tiny amount of ability in an editing program.
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Sure, Becky is on a journey where food actually tastes good and Amber eats stuff that pigs would turn their noses up at.
Considering her love for buying Pioneer Woman crap, I'm surprised she wouldn't go to her website and try to learn how to cook from there. Not that PW is an expert but she put in a ton of photos of each step so one knows what to look for. Scratch that. PW doesn't cook food for dainty pillow princesses. She feeds people who work on a ranch.
My theory with her calorie counting is that she puts in a generic food description into MFP and finds the one with the least amount of calories. It's even worse since she doesn't measure anything and has filmed herself guessing how much she is putting into her food while being so wrong.
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That's the vibe I get. I dont understand how she finds this blatant bullshit to be sustainable. Shes going to gain, and well call her out on it.
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Can the MacBook saga please end soon? And Jesus fuck Amberlynn, if your phone data is faster to upload why don’t you just turn the wifi hotspot on and connect your MacBook to it? All iPhones are capable of doing that.
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There are tutorials on how to use all of these products she’s struggling with on YouTube. There are answers to the question of why it takes a long time to upload to YouTube, and how to fix that too.
I was going to say she’s too lazy to sit and watch videos, but it’s not that-it’s that she’s too dumb to learn. So she’s going to end up doing it the way she always has. She’s way too young to not be able to learn something new. It’s like she’s 70 or something, jesus.
I was going to say she’s too lazy to sit and watch videos, but it’s not that-it’s that she’s too dumb to learn. So she’s going to end up doing it the way she always has. She’s way too young to not be able to learn something new. It’s like she’s 70 or something, jesus.
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AL is super manic right now, and we're going to get like 3-4 months of depressed AL after this. She'll be especially upset with the MacBook purchase since she doesn't know how to edit on it (and does what everyone with depression does and just gives up).
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Well she's supposed to be a writer, she can go park her ass in Starbucks with her MacBook and work on her writing. 
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I think it's because there is so much fat and swelling from lymphedema that she can't bend her knees.
I didn't watch. Was it wheels or tires? I ask because other Farmers mentioned tires. If tires, that doesn't make sense - a tire store that has no tires. It isn't like Becky is driving a fancy car, or is choosing super special tires.
I'm not an expert on cars, but I expect that there is damage being done to tires, wheels and maybe the axles and gear box. I'm pretty sure the passenger seat is fucked too.
Amber treats her video like she does her diets - she starts out excited, but a few minutes later gets bored and loses interest.
She doesn't have the patience to cook. When she's "hungry" she wants to eat NOW (there is a video she made soon after she moved in with Becky where she's freaking out because she wanted delivery but they aren't answering the phone at the restaurant).
I think that when she goes to a sit-down place, she eats something "healthy" before they leave the house or in the car (remember the snacks she mentioned a few times?). For the times when she's too "hungry" to wait to be served, they go to some fast-food joint.
This is why I wasn't looking forward to a HD camera. I fear we're going to see a lot of food in her mouth - in yucky detail.
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Is depressed Amber better than manic Amber? because she is really obnoxious right now
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She turned it off to finish so that 
wouldn't make another feeder super cut of the meal for his youtube channel.
Watching her walk is the scariest thing to me right now on this site, yes, you know who's Revenge of the Slit included!
wouldn't make another feeder super cut of the meal for his youtube channel.Watching her walk is the scariest thing to me right now on this site, yes, you know who's Revenge of the Slit included!
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Becky doesn't like onions.... maybe AL loads up on the half cooked chunks of onions so she starts to smell like onions and her breath smells like onions then Becky won't want to have sex that night.
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I have a dumb question; can one not use their computer for other things whilst the video is uploading? Can you not just keep it open in another tab?
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Judging by Necky's attitude towards our gorl, that isn't much of an issue.