[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

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Meowthkip said:
But does he still draw shitty Naruto fanart?

... I would hope so.
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Or how about a universe where Phil and Chris swap places? Where Phil becomes the living meme and darling of lolcow circles with his fan comic mashup of Naruto and Super Mario called Super Maruto: the Italian Ninja Plumber, still lives with his parents, has a decent relationship with his father, is a proud American, and spends his days playing XBOX, hating the PlayStation, and trying to find a girlfriend. Meanwhile, CWC is the one who beats his mother for not giving him money, becomes involved in identity politics to an unhealthy degree, spends five years of his life faking being homeless, desperately tries to get the attention if the internet trolls he claims are his mortal enemy, and is terribly jealous of Phil and the fans he has, the money he makes, and the popularity that came with his internet exposure. It'd be fucking Bizarro CWC vs. Bizarro Phil.
 
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Will you be my fwiend? said:
Calling this :late: as fuck but I really feel the need to re-iterate what half of everyone in this thread is saying. So, to date, Phil has:
-Failed to improve his appearance
-Been cucked out of his bedroom by the half-human troll he accidentally shares a place with
-Replaced his chub-stub with a horrifying glasgow smile
-Used his new un-clit to become the unquestioned leader of Antifa

All of this to shame KF? I gotta say, I don't know about anyone else, but I have to respect the brave choices made by this man.... woman... thing... I think we should all hang up our hats, leave the site, and think about how much egg there is on our collective faces for a while. :philthy:
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Why is he doing everything backwards? You're supposed to try to look like a woman first (dress & fashion, then hormone therapy, then maybe facial feminization if your face is especially manly & breast augmentation for those who want it). Bottom surgery is supposed to be last, or even forgone altogether if you don't have much faith in today's bottom surgery methods (and for good reason).
 
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Urban Superstition said:
Why is he doing everything backwards? You're supposed to try to look like a woman first (dress & fashion, then hormone therapy, then maybe facial feminization if your face is especially manly & breast augmentation for those who want it). Bottom surgery is supposed to be last, or even forgone altogether if you don't have much faith in today's bottom surgery methods (and for good reason).
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Actually, probably because Phil already believes that because he's changed his name, he's already a TRUE AND HONEST woman. That, and the fact remains that he's a colossal pervert. He probably reckons that by having his pickle inverted posting pictures of this will come over to others as this:


When in reality, the message it sends is more like this:

 
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Fin Saipher said:
I keep regretting opening this thread and watching some homeless guy mutilate himself.
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How can you regret this? You're watching near endpoint in a violent slow motion plane crash in which the plane caught in a tail spin and the crew and passengers have dropped their oxygen masks and don't yet realise how truly fucked they are.

Except in this analogy the captain has done this all deliberately because the co-pilot kept calling his fat ass fat.
 
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