[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

[Randall Fragg]

I don't even know what to say. This is friggen amazing. He's still trying to spite us in a vain attempt at assuaging his regret at chopping his bits off. The absolute madman.
I put 5 Good Boy Points on Phil offing himself within a year.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Time to double dip.

Spoiler: Play this first

Spoiler: Now behold

 

[RadicalCentrist]

Gotta say, this has been a real eye opener for me. I used to think I was one cool kid, doing things just to spite people. But now there'll always be a thought in the back of my mind that "You wouldn't castrate yourself in a ritual suicide just to spite some faggot on the internet, would you?"

I'm a poseur at heart.

 

[4Macie]

Jokes on Phil. He still can’t ride a bike.

 

[Captain Smollett]

Yeah, get jelly I have a new vagina

Last time I checked, women* don't have to dilate for a couple hours each day to maintain it.



*except thots

 

[Literal Rabbit]

The Grand Canyon isn't nearly as great as it looks like on TV

 

[AF 802]

Jokes on Phil. He still can’t ride a bike.

Because his flesh wound would eat and digest the bike seat, right?

 

[AnOminous]

the fact the only person who gives a shit about you is the ogre in your bedroom

Except the ogre doesn’t give a shit about him either.

 

[MacMasonry]

Absolutely disgusting, Phil. Congratulations on your breakthroughs in :autism:!

 

[MG 620]

Phil, yes I'm a broken record, but where is the video? This proves nothing. It looks like you are putting something in your tiny male genitalia. Phil, you're a liar! Kiwi Farms won again.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

i bet it smells fucking horrible

 

[Haesindang Park]

I just have to ask; how can one tolerate such pain?

 

[bearycool]

Oh great, just in time for my birthday

 

[Iamthatis]

I didn’t look this time. I’m not going to punish myself because I’m good enough and smart enough and dog gone it people like me.

 

[sperginity]

Dilators always look like they're going in at a really weird angle compared with stuff going in real vaginas

 

[CorteXY]

Srs (lul) question - how the hell did he have any op OTHER than a cosmetic/partial?
I mean surely he couldn't be getting much depth outta that former churro-stub.

 

[Positron]

I just have to ask; how can one tolerate such pain?

Phil loves pain.

 

[Windows 98]

hahaha his hole is sideways.

god help anyone else that got surgery from this quack.

 

[Marvin]

Heh, how much would it hurt if someone just hauled off and kicked him in his pseudocunt?

 

[Twrx]

Dilators always look like they're going in at a really weird angle compared with stuff going in real vaginas

It's because his open wound is crooked.