JUNE 13th 2018 the truth....

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Homegorl was obsessed with her FitBit steps just a few weeks ago. She is NOT disabled. She's fucking lazy as shit.
She was lying about her fitbit steps to begin with. She's out of breath all the time, can walk a little but not enough to shop (like people with heart and lung conditions like COPD or congestive heart failure). Obviously she needs to stop eating so much. That doesn't make it reasonable to expect a 5'2" body to be able to move 500 pounds for long without assistance. She isn't able to do basic tasks most people can because of the state of her body, that's a disability. She is lucky enough to have a possible way out of being disabled, but she would rather shovel shit into her mouth until she dies.
 
I think those scooters ought to play loud circus music whenever a certain weight limit is exceeded. Might shame a few into actually walking for a change.

Also, think Amber realizes that the first thought that pops into most people's head when they see her is, "Ugh, glad I'm not her." I bet she does know. That's gotta fuck with a person, y'know?
 
-why is she filming her dog taking a shit and then making the conscious decision in the editing phase to include it in her vlog
-she needs to stop eye fucking herself in the camera
-when they go to the movies does big al have to pay admission for 2 seats?

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I want so badly to know precisely what those fellows said as they held the door open for her, shortly before she frantically began to look for Becky.
 
I can't believe this bitch is pulling a duck face on the scooter. Zero self awareness.
I also wish I knew what those guys said as she walked by them. She couldn't find Becky because even Becky is embarrassed to be seen with her fat, lazy ass.
 
If Walmart was so close, why didn’t they just walk over there instead of moving the car? It seems like a waste of time to do so.

Other than, you know, fat.
 
Twinkie is beginning to look a bit like a dog I knew whose owners took poor care of him and he got big enough his back broke.
 
Buying a dress and having to wear it as a shirt is not a wake-up call either? I guess nothing is at this point.
That reminded me of this instagram user someone mentioned in the fat acceptance thread.

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:story: How does she measure her waist? Where?

Top is a dress in XXL from @oldnavy which is another infinifat trick that I should talk about more!
Now I know where Amber got the idea.
 
It sounds like "Throw the horse shoes and bean bags at HER."

That's what I heard. There's a game called cornhole popular around that region (grew up nearby, don't know if it's popular anywhere else in the US) where you toss beanbags underhand trying to get it in an elevated wooden hole. They were probably talking about drinking beers and playing cornhole and horseshoes in their back yard, were they saying they want to throw those things at AL lmao?
 
Oh man what a train wreck of a video. One of the best ones in a while actually. Gotta love a POV scooter shot. It really enhances the quality of the video because the camera doesn’t lumber side to side with AL’s waddling.

I am waiting for some footage of her crashing into someone in Walmart on her scooter. She almost did already in this video while she was zooming to find Becky in the men’s shirts section.

Fucking hell, I’m going to powerlevel because it’s relevant. Fat fucks on scooters are careless and never look where they’re going. They’re also completely unable to judge distance and have no sense of depth perception. I used to work in a bookstore and this woman came in on her own Rascal scooter or whatever. She recklessly rolled up to me to ask for help finding 50 Shades of Grey (spoiler: she passed stacks and stacks of them on display by the door) and the bitch came so close to me that her scooty puff rolled over my foot! Thank god I was wearing Doc Martens that day or my foot would have been mangled for sure.

There are so many questions in this video. What did Becky want edited out? Did she actually tip the server at the buffet? (I’ll answer my own question: no.) What did the server do that was so sweet and deserving of a tip?

Also when AL was leaving and the guy saying something about beanbags and laughing... there’s no way it wasn’t about dear old AL.

Can she cake on anymore foundation? Pretty please, just a few more layers. Also, love the glamour shot of her on the scooter in Walmart making a sultry face looking over her shoulder.

She acts like she needs to lose 15lbs or something. The bitch is a ticking time bomb and is a small incident away from being hospitalized and eventually bed bound.

But it’s the little things... like not eating McDonald’s after just eating at a Chinese buffet. Honesty is the best policy guise, except when people are honest with AL. Then it’s hate.
 
That's what I heard. There's a game called cornhole popular around that region (grew up nearby, don't know if it's popular anywhere else in the US) where you toss beanbags underhand trying to get it in an elevated wooden hole. They were probably talking about drinking beers and playing cornhole and horseshoes in their back yard, were they saying they want to throw those things at AL lmao?

I wish they were talking about this, I'm seeing a resemblance to AL

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