JUNE 13th 2018 the truth....

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This one was a great follow up to yesterday's video where she talks about her new meal plan. Now we know how buffets and fast food fit with her "one large meal split in two, with a small snack of fruit or protein bar".

Long time lurker said:
- Amber makes a passing comment of the lighting (which I'm sure is something she's trying to figure out so she won't have to put make-up on again) and segues with "this is the type of lighting that I want in my future home when Becky and I move because it will happen one day".
  • Edited: I think part of the reason we're seeing so many "boob" shots is because her arms get tired and she has to put them down - and with them, the camera.
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Why would anyone want tacky florescent lighting in their home? Only a gorl who can't get enough fast food apparently.

I assumed all the boob shots were because the record button seems to be on the back of the camera. She either should learn to edit them out or get a remote for it. Unless she's hoping some thirsty feeder-type will start paying her each time she includes them.
 
As others have mentioned the eye fucking in this video is out of control. Just HOW can she think she is good looking? She really does think she is a dainty little princess. All the side eyeing and duckfacing is crazy. It's starting to get really annoying watching her preen all over herself. It's disgusting.
 
Becky always look like she's one minute away from taking a shotgun to her head around Amber. And bitch needs subtitles because she mumbles and I can't understand a word she says.

Amber being on a scooter is a little aggravating because how does she expect to lose any weight if she doesn't do any physical exertion? You have to move your body. Walking around Wal-Mart for 2 hours (at her pace) might not burn a lot of calories, but it would be a start. She just doesn't care or want to lose weight. She's comfortable where she is.
 
Now, now... the gorilla thinks itself is pretty. Let her have the delusion. It's kinda cute actually; she thinks she's people.
 
CindyChafe said:
What did the server do that was so sweet and deserving of a tip?
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It's probably a restaurant where you walk up to a cash register to pay for your meal, and in this case, the waitress let them pay for it at the table. The waitress probably didn't think they could make it to the register. It was nice of her but the way AL and Becky got so excited about it is sad. I think it's actually the most emotion Becky showed during the whole video.
 
Why is she worried about getting hate for riding the scooter when she should be concerned that she's losing the ability to fucking walk.

On a related note, can't wait for her inevitable My 600 Life ep!
 
Long time lurker said:
15:47 min, 7 ads.

- She says good morning to Becky, and the Pavlovian reply comes out "I love you".
- The TV is so loud
- Shows what a good sugar mama she is by making Becky stand up to show off the Hot Topic tee.
- Says they forgot to do a haul. Isn't a haul when you buy? Making the video is just to brag about it. (and yeah, I know what she meant. I'm being picky.)
- She treats Becky like a small child: "Want to tell (them?) what we're doing today?"
- BTW, I think this video precedes the one from yesterday (or whatever day it was, since Becky says they're going to get new tires).
- "I like when she (Twinkie) comes outside and does her own thing". Fur mama of the year, this one.
- "I hope you guys enjoy the quality" while she makes faces at the camera (and tries out different lights - outside, the bathroom etc). I, for one, do enjoy quality. Her videos lack that, though.
- Kill me. The roadtrip segment got longer. Now in HD!
- Earlier on the video she said that they should leave for the movie early because it was "the first time" (which I assume she meant it was the first day the movie was showing?), and I thought the real reason was that she wanted to eat first. Guess what? Predictable gorl is predictable. Next scene and they're eating.
- She shows the Chinese food she didn't eat on her plate, but admits to having another serving before that (aside from rice, everything else is deep fried). I loved the face Becky made when Amber said her full name on camera. (2:57 ish for those interested)
- Tacky girl. Shows off the restaurant bill. She had the money to the side showing a $20.00 on top and was about to put it down with the bottom bill showing, but turned it around at the last second. The bill was $26.72. I bet she gave $27.00 to the waiter.
- Becky and Amber talk about something I can't understand. Becky said something about camera and something about "no one has ever done that before for her. They should leave a tip". Amber raises from the table holding the camera to her side - like she was hiding it.
- As they walk out of the restaurant someone opens up the door for Amber and then said something about bean bags, and his group starts laughing. Amber looks back at them, not sure what to say and starts wondering where Becky is.
- "I booked out of there like a ninja". Make of that what you will.
- Walmart is just right there (yet they take the car to get there). How convenient. Next she shows riding lawn mowers and asks: "Can you imagine me mowing the lawn?". No, I cannot. I cannot imagine Amber doing anything that remotely resembles work. Also, I don't think those lawn mowers were designed to take that much weight on them.
- Amber claims that Becky had to explain to her what "those" (lawn mowers) were.
- Oh! Remember the torn pink cardigan she was wearing the other day? It isn't that old. They still have them available at Walmart.
- "I want to talk to you guys...this is like, rather embarrassing...". Camera splits to her first set of boobs and immediately goes out of focus. Embarrassing indeed.
- Admits to using a scooter, says she wanted to be honest with "you guys" and that it's only been recently. By honest she means couldn't refute evidence, and by recently she means since Destiny's era.
- The reason she using a scooter? Asthma.
- "Honesty is the best policy". She unironically said that.
- Sees a shirt(?) with "mama needs a vacation". Reads it out loud and says "same". She's on an area that seems to have nightgowns and PJs.
- Finds Becky at the men's area, picking up another tee. Asks Becky to take a picture of her, and when Becky reaches for the camera, Amber starts to move and, very quickly, tells Becky to do it with her (Becky's) phone. No touching mama's toys.
- She asks Becky what time it is - it's 6:44 (I'm assuming PM). Amber says the movie starts at 9:30, but they'll try to get there by 8:30. Are they going to spend two fucking hours at Walmart?
- Finds a pinky, sparkly, and judging by the looks of it, very badly made bag. Claims it's supposed to be a tablet case and tosses it in the cart - to use for make-up.
- Looks at camera accessories. Doesn't know how to put a strap on the camera.
- They go check out patio furniture. Becky seats down on a love chair (sits two people) and takes up most of the chair. She then sits down on a normal sized chair and her fat is spilling out. Next, she tries a rocking chair and has to squeeze herself in it. Puts the images of them sitting at the Mexican restaurant in perspective. (starts at around 10:38 min)
- Boring segment looking at plants.
- Shows off the cart contents - some clothes and stickers. Starts to admit to more embarrassing stuff - she got a 2X dress but claims she can wear it as a tee. I don't think so. Unless the fabric can stretch to hell and back, I doubt she can get inside of that dress.
- Mind you, Becky was also pushing a cart, but the contents of that cart weren't shown. I wonder why...
- Aha! The mystery of how they were going to spend the two hours between Walmart and the movie is solved. They went to eat, of course.
- Again treating Becky like a child. "You look frustrated. Do you want to tell them why?". So, there you have it, guys. Every time we noticed Becky's facial expressions, it was because she was upset about some mobile game -that they, of course, are obsessed with.
- Amber claims they only got drinks at Burger King. Sure, Jen...
- Amber makes a passing comment of the lighting (which I'm sure is something she's trying to figure out so she won't have to put make-up on again) and segues with "this is the type of lighting that I want in my future home when Becky and I move because it will happen one day".
- Stops what she was saying to look at herself in the camera and claims her eyeliner is like, popping. I wouldn't say that, but the foundation is so thick, it's almost cracking.
- Next scene, in the den, she mentions her face is breaking out. It couldn't possibly be because Amber is layering make-up on top of the previous day make-up. Could it? (to me it looks like the foundations is flaking)
- Ends by saying "give me props. I really wanted MacDonald's, but didn't get any."

A few notes:
  • I didn't notice the fake southern accent.
  • Is there a way to adjust the sound capture in that camera? The background noise was extremely loud, but Becky's voice (who was in front of the camera) could barely be heard. Does this camera have front and back microphones? And if so, can the person holding the camera choose each one to use?
  • She didn't end the video abruptly. As she said, little changes. Let's hope they stick. (TBH, I think the videos where she just cut the footage off was her being passive-aggressive to her viewership)

    Edited: I think part of the reason we're seeing so many "boob" shots is because her arms get tired and she has to put them down - and with them, the camera.
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I'll have to go watch more closely...but are you saying she didn't really leave a tip at the Chinese restaurant? Even at a buffet...depending on how many plates the waiter takes and drinks they refill I thought it was still courtesy to leave a tip. I know it's AL... and she said before she never left tips when the waiters couldn't tell if Dusty was a he or she or it. She did say bolted out there quickly like a ninja (maybe she meant sumo) maybe that's why... no tip.

The beanbag comments sounds like to me "look at the beanbags on her" maybe AL thought it was a compliment because right after she checks herself out on the camera
 
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"Whenever I start walking I cough a lot so like, yeah"

Dude that's fucking scary, honestly.
 
Stanley_Buttkiss said:
Did anyone catch what those people said as she left the buffet? I'd like to think it was a sly insult, but - it don't speak gibbered hillbilly.
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Long time lurker said:
I only caught this:



She had a funny look on her face, though. Like she wasn't sure if the comment was directed at her, then she immediately started looking for Becky, so I guess she was offended or at least felt insecure.
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She did say that lil hurt what? If she wasn't such a cunt waffle I'd feel bad for her.
 
They really should have saved that laptop / camera money for a flatbed truck and some bungee cord to strap Hamber to when she can't fit into the car anymore.
 
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