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So the trailer is out:


I don't know how I feel about it. I enjoyed the first Jurassic Park movie even with its imperfections and plot holes (Seriously T-Rex, how did you become a Stealth-Rex and get inside a museum?). The second and third films I disliked.

After watching this trailer....I dunno. No hype. Maybe I'm old and bitter. As for what the plot seems to be in Jurassic World:
Alright, Jurassic Park scientists. Why would you genetically engineer a super intelligent, incredibly hostile dinosaur in a park full of visitors? There's like...three other islands you could have done that in.
 
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I'll watch it when it comes out. Has to be better than the new Star Wars.
 
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I enjoyed the films when I younger, so I'm definitely going to see this movie when it comes out.
 
I loved the first two films as a kid. And my best friend (and his brother) are SUPER into Jurassic Park. Like, making fan videos in their late adolescent years with props kinda into it. I'll be seeing it day 1, regardless.
 
Trailer Pointers:
1) Ladies and gentlemen, the children of this movie. Hope they're decent actors because the children NEVER die in these movies and will somehow function more adeptly around giant man-eating monsters than grown-ass adults toting shotguns.

2) They have a giant-ass sea dinosaur (yeah, I'm sure it has a name) and it can eat a great white in one fucking bite. Now here's the thing- Jurassic World is, I'm assuming on an island. Unless this thing is in a giant-ass pond (which according to its size it improbable), the thing probably dwells in the ocean. So essentially they created something the size of a submarine and (probably) access to the ocean?

3) Background doom-tones sound a LOT like the Godzilla roar.

4) WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE A SUPER-PISSED OFF SUPER-SMART RAPTOR? Seriously, why not make one of the plant-eaters super-intelligent? A super smart Brachiosaurus, maybe? Teach a stegosaurus how to paint, I dunno. Why give more intelligence to an animal that has already been time and again able to outsmart handlers and visitors to the island?

5) Sad piano music is sad. Baawwww people died. Seriously, did InGen kill/pay off all of the survivors of JP1-3 so this obvious tragedy in waiting is unexpected to people?

6) Last scene is main protagonist/ Sorry we killed Muldoon, here's a replacement is driving a motorcycle with raptors flanking him, as in running beside him. I'm assuming the trainers now have a dinosaur army? Are they able to do mind control now, kinda what Grant did with his raptor-ocarina in JP3 (no it wasn't that stupid, but pretty damn close).

All in all... waiting for reviews... predicting a 20%-40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I might rent it when it becomes available on Netflix or Amazon Prime.
 
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It's been 14 years, so just seeing an actual trailer and knowing that a new movie is actually coming out is a bit jarring. But I've been waiting long enough and I can until I see it before judging it.

I wish it had Sam Neil or something, but the very least, it'll be cool to see Father Ray "there's no unauthorized breeding" Mukada again.

Venusaur said:
(Seriously T-Rex, how did you become a Stealth-Rex and get inside a museum?)
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Originally, the T-Rex was shown smashing down the wall (hence the, you know, big hole in the building), but after the movie left theatres and was released on VHS or whatever, it was changed to the way it is now.
 
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Trailer Pointers:
1) Ladies and gentlemen, the children of this movie. Hope they're decent actors because the children NEVER die in these movies and will somehow function more adeptly around giant man-eating monsters than grown-ass adults toting shotguns.

2) They have a giant-ass sea dinosaur (yeah, I'm sure it has a name) and it can eat a great white in one fucking bite. Now here's the thing- Jurassic World is, I'm assuming on an island. Unless this thing is in a giant-ass pond (which according to its size it improbable), the thing probably dwells in the ocean. So essentially they created something the size of a submarine and (probably) access to the ocean?

3) Background doom-tones sound a LOT like the Godzilla roar.

4) WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE A SUPER-PISSED OFF SUPER-SMART RAPTOR? Seriously, why not make one of the plant-eaters super-intelligent? A super smart Brachiosaurus, maybe? Teach a stegosaurus how to paint, I dunno. Why give more intelligence to an animal that has already been time and again able to outsmart handlers and visitors to the island?

5) Sad piano music is sad. Baawwww people died. Seriously, did InGen kill/pay off all of the survivors of JP1-3 so this obvious tragedy in waiting is unexpected to people?

6) Last scene is main protagonist/ Sorry we killed Muldoon, here's a replacement is driving a motorcycle with raptors flanking him, as in running beside him. I'm assuming the trainers now have a dinosaur army? Are they able to do mind control now, kinda what Grant did with his raptor-ocarina in JP3 (no it wasn't that stupid, but pretty damn close).

All in all... waiting for reviews... predicting a 20%-40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I might rent it when it becomes available on Netflix or Amazon Prime.
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1. Probably because killing kids off is a great way for no one to watch your movie.
2. Tylosaurus I think, and aquatic reptiles have been asked for by fans for years, so I imagine that is why they put it in.
3. Would not be the first time a JP film played homage to Godzilla
4. Probably because this makes for a more exciting movie.
5. They have not been to clear on this, but it is a partial reboot so they may have altered things to fit the movie.
6. Muldoon did survive in the books. I don't think thats what they were doing though, they were just running. Everything about JP3 was pretty stupid though, although the Spino was pretty cool.
 
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Seriously, did InGen kill/pay off all of the survivors of JP1-3 so this obvious tragedy in waiting is unexpected to people?
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First 40 or so seconds.

But of course that doesn't count the people from the sequels (it was implied that every single InGen mercenary except Roland Tembo died in the second movie so that's quite a lot of people). I read somewhere that apparently the two sequels don't count anymore? I don't know.
 
I remember reading that one of the early concepts for this movie was that there were going to be like, tribal anthro dinosaurs or something. Does anyone else remember reading that and seeing concept art for it or did I just go crazy, get high and browse furaffinity's dinosaur tag one night?
EDIT: Ok yeah I found it, there were going to be anthro dinosaurs until they decided that it was a stupid idea
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Philly Cheese Steak said:
I remember reading that one of the early concepts for this movie was that there were going to be like, tribal anthro dinosaurs or something. Does anyone else remember reading that and seeing concept art for it or did I just go crazy, get high and browse furaffinity's dinosaur tag one night?
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Yeah it was shit like this, lol.

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Star Wars VII and Jurassic Park 4 so soon after Godzilla reboot. Hollywood plz, my wallet needs to rest.
 
I'm pretty shocked by how much faith people here have that a modern movie studio is going to make a sequel to a beloved movie and not completely shit all of it, it's legacy, and it's fanbase. This time for sure, though, right?
 
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