Off-Topic Just how ill is Phil? - Mental/physiological health speculation thread

[Treblinkachu]

Phil clearly has pseudo-hermaphroditic faciotuberosum syndrome.

Symptoms include obesity, excessive male pattern baldness, poor hygiene, a psychological compulsion to enforce alternative gender pronoun use upon others without making an effort to look the part, exceptionally poor fashion taste, a general lack of sense, delusions of grandeur, low IQ scores, a tendency to project and externalize blame onto others, and a fat, hideously ugly, potato-like head. It is often comorbid with crippling autism.

This condition has not yet made it into standard medical books, but I would argue that it will soon be included. The number of fat, ugly, nonpassing, selfish, distinctly potato-like trannies piling up in the San Francisco and Portland areas cannot be ignored by the medical community forever.

 

[KingQueen]

I dissent from this poll because Autism and Aspergers aren't the same thing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Diabetic and autistic. Everything else is made up

Negative. He has never posted the blood tests despite repeatedly claiming to have them. As he's posted his tard papers from the judge there's no reason he wouldn't post them unless they revealed Phil is HIV positive.

Phil should be like the other good LatinX Carlos Irwin Estévez and admit he has AIDS.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Negative. He has never posted the blood tests despite repeatedly claiming to have them. As he's posted his tard papers from the judge there's no reason he wouldn't post them unless they revealed Phil is HIV positive.

Phil should be like the other good LatinX Carlos Irwin Estévez and admit he has AIDS.

If he wanted to stop getting raped by middle-aged white cis menz every other night, he would admit he has HIV, because few people want to fuck a spud loaded with deadly poison. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that Phil doesn't want to stop getting raped by middle-aged white cis menz every other night. Therefore, it is clear that Phil uses rape by white cis oppressors as a coping mechanism for the harshness of life. Perhaps he really does have DID, except that his alter-ego is secretly engaging in gay sex with HIV-positive men in the alleyways behind the Long Haul, sort of like a really pathetic, gay, faggoty version of Fight Club.

 

[tweaker the cat]

I dissent from this poll because Autism and Aspergers aren't the same thing.

Actually, avoiding to the terminology the medical community uses, they are. They're not separate anymore; everything is all autism spectrum disorder now.

 

[VLAD]

Phil clearly has pseudo-hermaphroditic faciotuberosum syndrome.

Symptoms include obesity, excessive male pattern baldness, poor hygiene, a psychological compulsion to enforce alternative gender pronoun use upon others without making an effort to look the part, exceptionally poor fashion taste, a general lack of sense, delusions of grandeur, low IQ scores, a tendency to project and externalize blame onto others, and a fat, hideously ugly, potato-like head. It is often comorbid with crippling autism.

This condition has not yet made it into standard medical books, but I would argue that it will soon be included. The number of fat, ugly, nonpassing, selfish, distinctly potato-like trannies piling up in the San Francisco and Portland areas cannot be ignored by the medical community forever.

This is the most accurate diagnosis of Phil's condition, but it needs a name people will remember.

I propose Ahuviyitis.

 

[KingQueen]

and Sociopathy (pretty much a textbook case).

How come people think this? He's not even remotely a "textbook" case of sociopathy. A textbook case is your average dumb criminal in prison. Except for being a general douche he's not similar to them psychologically at all.

Edit:
@tweakerthecat I DISSENT
But joking aside, I still don't know why he'd need another Dx. Maybe Borderline. Maybe.

 

[nhocgreen]

Back in the day of /cwc/ we used to say that Phil had Alcohol Fetal Syndrome.

I'm not sure how accurate it is, but he does look derpy. And apparently his mom used to drink?

 

[BT 075]

I dissent from this poll because Autism and Aspergers aren't the same thing.

It's just two different ways of saying someone is retarded lol.

 

[Buck Strickland]

I voted autism, diabeetus, and HIV/sti but I would like to clarify
Phil's HIV came from tattoos, not from sex, unless ginger can carry HIV.
Phil most certainly doesnt have any STIs, because no one would ever have sex with him.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

@tweakerthecat I DISSENT
But joking aside, I still don't know why he'd need another Dx. Maybe Borderline. Maybe.

In fairness, autism/asperger's isn't "another" Dx, it's the one he started with.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

And apparently his mom used to drink?

I thought she drank 'cause of Phil. lol

 

[Pillow]

Probably faking it at first, but this third party reference to "Isabel" is troublesome as Phil's mind starts to go.

I'm VERY sure he likes to talk in third form because he really loves his pronouns. Instead instead of addressing to him self, he talks about HER and what SHE's up to.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Voted Diabeetus and Autism, but I think the biggest threat to Phil is Metabolic Syndrome. To quote WebMD :

Metabolic syndrome is not a disease in itself. Instead, it's a group of risk factors -- high blood pressure, high blood sugar, unhealthy cholesterol levels, and abdominal fat. Obviously, having any one of these risk factors isn't good. But when they're combined, they set the stage for grave problems. These risk factors double your risk of blood vessel and heart disease, which can lead to heart attacks and strokes. They increase your risk of diabetes by five times.

And Phil's getting to the age where a potato such as himself can't just gobble down blocks of cheese and sugar soda and not worry about the effects. Not to mention the athletes foot he probably has and begging random people to stick things up his shit funnel.

 

[Skeletor]

From lice to fungus to HIV, Phil's body is a magical playground of parasitic organisms.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Power level alert! I have fibromyalgia. It is real and diagnosable. Just so you know, @Ravenor, I purposely forget where the "trigger points" are so I don't just yelp out of habit whenever the doctor pokes me in some vaguely relevant area.

And while there are the absolute shite days, it is overall -- across a month or a year that may just contain some bad flareups -- as crippling as you let it be. If you sit in a closet with ice cream and potatofy yourself, like Zayn Zaki, you will be stuck there and pretty much all of your days will feel like you're wearing the lead apron the dentist puts over you when taking X-rays. If you keep moving around a little fucking bit like they tell your dumb ass to, your ratio of good days to bad improves and you can even -- gasp! -- work, although maybe not juggle boxes in a warehouse 12 hours a day, but you know, work. It's almost like it's either a miracle or simple medical science, I forget which.

 

[GetShrekt]

From lice to fungus to HIV, Phil's body is a magical playground of parasitic organisms.

So basically if we were to look at him under a microscope, we'd see the Wastelands from the Fallout series?

 

[kobebyarlant]

He's a sociopath whose cunning is blunted by autism and low intelligence.

 

[GetShrekt]

 

[Ravenor]

Power level alert! I have fibromyalgia. It is real and diagnosable. Just so you know, @Ravenor, I purposely forget where the "trigger points" are so I don't just yelp out of habit whenever the doctor pokes me in some vaguely relevant area.

And while there are the absolute shite days, it is overall -- across a month or a year that may just contain some bad flareups -- as crippling as you let it be. If you sit in a closet with ice cream and potatofy yourself, like Zayn Zaki, you will be stuck there and pretty much all of your days will feel like you're wearing the lead apron the dentist puts over you when taking X-rays. If you keep moving around a little fucking bit like they tell your dumb ass to, your ratio of good days to bad improves and you can even -- gasp! -- work, although maybe not juggle boxes in a warehouse 12 hours a day, but you know, work. It's almost like it's either a miracle or simple medical science, I forget which.

Can I just say I am no expert and I am going of several reports I have read while digging into the claims made by several SJW's who claim they have it, the most prominent and accessible example is a NYT story. I'm not discounting that it exists but from what I have read a large and growing number of clinicians are doubting that it exists.