Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I hope they put him on drive-thru.

Justin: "welcome to Wendys currently inside of Reshiram's stomach after she ate me, what do you want to order?"
Customer: "What? Is this a prank?"
Justin: "Please order before she turns me into pee."
Customer: "Can I speak to your supervisor?"
Justin: "Reshiram is my wife but sometimes she gets very heavy and puts me in her mouth but then she will swallow me on accident"

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

Update. He must get some kind of job, so we can read his ramblings about how shitty it is for him to work.

 

[Meowthkip]

Update. He must get some kind of job, so we can read his ramblings about how shitty it is for him to work.
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Wait, is Justin not working with a program that helps the disabled get jobs? The job coach will even go to an interview with you if needed.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Wait, is Justin not working with a program that helps the disabled get jobs? The job coach will even go to an interview with you if needed.

One of my personal lolcows on Reddit is a sped with a job coach who gets and rapidly loses shelf stocking and janitorial jobs because he won't stop sexually harassing and stalking the female employees or tard raging and assaulting his manager or customers. JustinRPG would be a godsend compared to him.

 

[Meowthkip]

One of my personal lolcows on Reddit is a sped with a job coach who gets and rapidly loses shelf stocking and janitorial jobs because he won't stop sexually harassing and stalking the female employees or tard raging and assaulting his manager or customers. JustinRPG would be a godsend compared to him.

Yeah, Justin has always given the impression of being harmless. If he gets a job where he can do simple, repetitive tasks over and over, he'll probably be fine.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Maybe he would do well in a mail room.
Probably best to stay away from places where people eat, for obvious reasons.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Maybe he would do well in a mail room.
Probably best to stay away from places where people eat, for obvious reasons.

but best not to leave him alone anywhere for longer than a few minutes

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

Spoiler: Xerneas

Spoiler: Mounts

Spoiler: Fast Food and Pokemon go

Spoiler: Reshiram doing google surveys

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

So is he aware that employers like to look at people's social media during the hiring process?

 

[Spunt]

I don't think he's aware of very much, tbh.

 

[MysticMisty]

Wait, is Justin not working with a program that helps the disabled get jobs?

I'm surprised he's not to be honest. Even if his options are limited where he is, he'll still have way more resources available to him than a normal person doing the same thing.

So is he aware that employers like to look at people's social media during the hiring process?

For the type of job Justin is attempting to do it really doesn't matter much. They'll just want to make sure he won't play with/eat shit and then they'll have their diversity hire for as long as he lasts.

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

Mission Failed we'll get em next time

 

[Hanamura]

Mission Failed we'll get em next time
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I sorta feel bad for him. Out of all the cows we have here cruising on their disability, here we have Justin who actually wants to work and can't get a job.

 

[RatRoyalty]

I wonder if any of the potential employers googled his name before deciding not to interview/hire him

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I wonder if any of the potential employers googled his name before deciding not to interview/hire him

That's probably what happened and he looks like a sex weirdo to people.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

That's probably what happened and he looks like a sex weirdo to people.

He IS a sex weirdo. Generally harmless, sure, but he unabashedly posts about a pokemon storing him in their mouth, accidentally swallowing him, and then begs to be rescued before he's turned into piss. He gets turned on by imagining a fictional pokemon sits on his face.

I'd legit pay money to see a video of Justin interviewing at a real job. I am very curious what sort of insanity he's casually dropping that's preventing any callbacks.

 

[MysticMisty]

I sorta feel bad for him. Out of all the cows we have here cruising on their disability, here we have Justin who actually wants to work and can't get a job.

I did some brief research, and the Department of Economic Security helps disabled people find jobs through their Vocational Rehab division for free. If he really wants to work I hope someone finds out this info for him since he's obviously disabled enough to have difficulty doing it on his own.

The big question is if Justin really is capable of doing even basic work. He seems about on par with fellow autism cow Erik, who has had many disability-friendly jobs that obviously didn't work out. Justin might be in the same boat of being just too disabled to actually work.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

There is no doubt employers are looking him up online. Google immediately pulls up plenty of info on his bizarre internet activities. He may as well forget about any employment.

 

[RatRoyalty]

If he could get a job through a program I think he'd be able to handle it. I used to work at a place that contracted a company that hires disabled people for basic janitorial work. People like CWC, Lucas Werner, JustinRPG that are dopey but functional enough to get themselves around. The crew that worked at my job had a hierarchy of autism where the high functioning ones were basically in charge of the low functioning ones, and there was a not-disabled guy in charge of the whole crew. The crew kept the building absolutely spotless, especially the bathrooms. During my time there I got to know some of them and found out that because the higher functioning ones understood the lower functioning ones, they were able to help them do their jobs better.

I could see Justin doing well at a job like that. Going to a job where all of your co-workers are normal while you're an autistic weirdo could be stressful. A job acquired through a program meant to help disabled people would probably have co-workers in a similar situation as him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

If he could get a job through a program I think he'd be able to handle it. I used to work at a place that contracted a company that hires disabled people for basic janitorial work. People like CWC, Lucas Werner, JustinRPG that are dopey but functional enough to get themselves around. The crew that worked at my job had a hierarchy of autism where the high functioning ones were basically in charge of the low functioning ones, and there was a not-disabled guy in charge of the whole crew. The crew kept the building absolutely spotless, especially the bathrooms. During my time there I got to know some of them and found out that because the higher functioning ones understood the lower functioning ones, they were able to help them do their jobs better.

I could see Justin doing well at a job like that. Going to a job where all of your co-workers are normal while you're an autistic weirdo could be stressful. A job acquired through a program meant to help disabled people would probably have co-workers in a similar situation as him.

This is kinda heartwarming, but the idea of a top-tard bossing around a group of fellow tards is kinda hilarious.

That being said, I hope Justin finds work. He's one of the few cows on here that are legitimately harmless weirdos who are actually trying to make their situation better.