Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Kirbster Shroom said:
are you fucking with me
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No, that's really the kid's name.

Karl's Asian wife has the surname Wong. For reasons both complicated and cucked, Karl decided it would be best to give his son his wife's last name, instead of his own.

And if you're new to Karl, and wondering whether "Maximus Wong" might be some kind of Freudian dick reference - bear in mind that Karl is a proud gooner and pornography enjoyer, who has a long, documented history of sperging over penises.
 
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Got my Rickey's world famous sauce today I made some good burgers with caramelized onions swiss roasted mushrooms and melted Swiss cheese I used the hot sauce about a cup of barbecue two tablespoons of hot sauce some brown sugar and some Maple sub to make kind of like a kind of sweeter spicy sauce I'm going to say it was hot stuff I think they should put down the menu at his restaurant so you can get that number of different places.
 
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Solid Snek said:
No, that's really the kid's name.

Karl's Asian wife has the surname Wong. For reasons both complicated and cucked, Karl decided it would be best to give his son his wife's last name, instead of his own.

And if you're new to Karl, and wondering whether "Maximus Wong" might be some kind of Freudian dick reference - bear in mind that Karl is a proud gooner and pornography enjoyer, who has a long, documented history of sperging over penises.
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He hates his father and seems to hate authority figures in general. Nobody tells Karl Jobst what to do, not his dumb layers and certainly not that fraud of a judge.
 
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Can we just rack up a W for 'Merica as our boy the King of Kong just delivered the game over. Now this roo nigger Hot Karl makes a video to cope and seethe, ya know, just trying to get some shit off his chest. Little does Karl know that Mrs. Jobst saw the Billy bulge and she's already scheming to dip out on Karl "average size" Jobst and meet Mrs. Mitchell in hand to hand combat for the priveledge of riding Billy's enormous American joystick so she too can have the high score.
 
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King Charlie said:
What is it about Goldeneye 64??
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It was a good early FPS, especially for a console like the N64. I don't know why people still glaze it to no end nowadays, Perfect Dark was a better iteration of the Rare-style FPS and it only got released a year later IIRC. I don't know why speedrunners sperg out over it though.
 
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Soggy paper straw said:
The WoW gamer, failed programmer, dude achieved more iirc. And the reason for his downfall was even more retarded
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For all the dumb shit Mald did (and he did a lot of dumb shit), at least he doesn't owe tens of thousands of dollars to a guy he hates.

It's funny how both of them could've avoided their circus shows by just saying "my bad, I was wrong".
 
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Squawking Macaw said:
For all the dumb shit Mald did (and he did a lot of dumb shit), at least he doesn't owe tens of thousands of dollars to a guy he hates.

It's funny how both of them could've avoided their circus shows by just saying "my bad, I was wrong".
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The problem with that is that Karl never actually believed Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide in the first place. It was a bad faith comment from the get-go.

The only internet-related factor Apollo mentioned was DarkViperAU and EZScape, and there's no way Karl didn't know that.
 
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Karl Jobst is going at this the wrong way. He needs to stop staying off the internet in shame or something and go full dsp and make a million videos. Even if they lower the price in appeal it's doubtful it'll be thrown out, so he's gonna need to use ad revenue to pay this off

Get to work, you absolute liar.
 
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Jarch6 said:
Insofar as a cope, non-apology response goes I actually think he did pretty well (from a P.R. perspective). He may persuade many of his lesser informed and diehard fans to not abandon him (Definitely not a court though, lol).
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In all honesty, if he entertains you, and you didn't waste money on his legal fees, why should you care if he's a dirty liar?

Maybe I'm just weird? I see all entertainers as court jesters. He's gonna be even more entertaining when he keeps trying to lie in every future video. It'll be a permanent this:

 
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DerelictOnion said:
He hates his father and seems to hate authority figures in general. Nobody tells Karl Jobst what to do, not his dumb layers and certainly not that fraud of a judge.
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This made me think. Karl is going to be a horrible father isn’t he?

He spent his entire life autistically playing two videogames and was kinda validated for it in the end with his YouTube channel. He’s going to not only introduce Maximus to video games the second he can hold a controller but he’ll also enable the inevitable gaming addiction that will follow.
 
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Dead Lion said:
This made me think. Karl is going to be a horrible father isn’t he?

He spent his entire life autistically playing two videogames and was kinda validated for it in the end with his YouTube channel. He’s going to not only introduce Maximus to video games the second he can hold a controller but he’ll also enable the inevitable gaming addiction that will follow.
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That poor child is going to end up in Karl's goon cave soon. Full of things a kid should not see.
Hopefully he can call his dad Karl the nigger faggot he really is and has a successful life, but he has been dealt a terrible hand in life.
 
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