Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

Got my Rickey's world famous sauce today I made some good burgers with caramelized onions swiss roasted mushrooms and melted Swiss cheese I used the hot sauce about a cup of barbecue two tablespoons of hot sauce some brown sugar and some Maple sub to make kind of like a kind of sweeter spicy sauce I'm going to say it was hot stuff I think they should put down the menu at his restaurant so you can get that number of different places.
 
No, that's really the kid's name.

Karl's Asian wife has the surname Wong. For reasons both complicated and cucked, Karl decided it would be best to give his son his wife's last name, instead of his own.

And if you're new to Karl, and wondering whether "Maximus Wong" might be some kind of Freudian dick reference - bear in mind that Karl is a proud gooner and pornography enjoyer, who has a long, documented history of sperging over penises.
He hates his father and seems to hate authority figures in general. Nobody tells Karl Jobst what to do, not his dumb layers and certainly not that fraud of a judge.
 
Can we just rack up a W for 'Merica as our boy the King of Kong just delivered the game over. Now this roo nigger Hot Karl makes a video to cope and seethe, ya know, just trying to get some shit off his chest. Little does Karl know that Mrs. Jobst saw the Billy bulge and she's already scheming to dip out on Karl "average size" Jobst and meet Mrs. Mitchell in hand to hand combat for the priveledge of riding Billy's enormous American joystick so she too can have the high score.
 
The WoW gamer, failed programmer, dude achieved more iirc. And the reason for his downfall was even more retarded
For all the dumb shit Mald did (and he did a lot of dumb shit), at least he doesn't owe tens of thousands of dollars to a guy he hates.

It's funny how both of them could've avoided their circus shows by just saying "my bad, I was wrong".
 
For all the dumb shit Mald did (and he did a lot of dumb shit), at least he doesn't owe tens of thousands of dollars to a guy he hates.

It's funny how both of them could've avoided their circus shows by just saying "my bad, I was wrong".

The problem with that is that Karl never actually believed Billy was responsible for Apollo's suicide in the first place. It was a bad faith comment from the get-go.

The only internet-related factor Apollo mentioned was DarkViperAU and EZScape, and there's no way Karl didn't know that.
 
Insofar as a cope, non-apology response goes I actually think he did pretty well (from a P.R. perspective). He may persuade many of his lesser informed and diehard fans to not abandon him (Definitely not a court though, lol).

In all honesty, if he entertains you, and you didn't waste money on his legal fees, why should you care if he's a dirty liar?

Maybe I'm just weird? I see all entertainers as court jesters. He's gonna be even more entertaining when he keeps trying to lie in every future video. It'll be a permanent this:

 
He hates his father and seems to hate authority figures in general. Nobody tells Karl Jobst what to do, not his dumb layers and certainly not that fraud of a judge.
This made me think. Karl is going to be a horrible father isn’t he?

He spent his entire life autistically playing two videogames and was kinda validated for it in the end with his YouTube channel. He’s going to not only introduce Maximus to video games the second he can hold a controller but he’ll also enable the inevitable gaming addiction that will follow.
 
This made me think. Karl is going to be a horrible father isn’t he?

He spent his entire life autistically playing two videogames and was kinda validated for it in the end with his YouTube channel. He’s going to not only introduce Maximus to video games the second he can hold a controller but he’ll also enable the inevitable gaming addiction that will follow.
That poor child is going to end up in Karl's goon cave soon. Full of things a kid should not see.
Hopefully he can call his dad Karl the nigger faggot he really is and has a successful life, but he has been dealt a terrible hand in life.
 
In all honesty, if he entertains you, and you didn't waste money on his legal fees, why should you care if he's a dirty liar?
The crux of his appeal is making "porn" for self-righteous people who want to be indignant and mad at others, and watch them get their comeuppance. Most viewers aren't that invested, but more than enough sincerely were. He built an audience on that, with a gaming aesthetic, told them all he was going to humiliate the biggest cunt in the gaming world, and then failed because he was lying to them the whole time.

He did the pornographic equivalent of, well, I'm not going to spell it out, but you get the idea. Now they have blue balls from their crusade being upended by the very leader who rallied them for years against the villain. Now the villain won, making them losers by proxy. They have all this pent up hate and Karl Jobst is the perfect target for them all to direct it towards now.

Of course, unless someone else comes along and seizes them in order to paint Karl as the REAL villain, those people are just going to leave smarmy comments because they're ineffectual cowards as individuals and cannot rally themselves. It sure would suck for Karl if someone pulled a Completionist on him and sacrificed him to the corn.

tl;dr: You're not the weird one. Karl's audience who actually cared about the lawsuit are the weird ones, but being unhinged online is becoming more normal.
 
>asian son
>maximus wong
Future Elliot Roger in the making.

Insofar as a cope, non-apology response goes I actually think he did pretty well (from a P.R. perspective). He may persuade many of his lesser informed and diehard fans to not abandon him (Definitely not a court though, lol).
I'm also more persuaded that he genuinely believed in his own speedtranny logic of (cheating in a video game >>> implied bullycide). While he's definitely knowingly being disingenuous in instances, it appears less Machiavellian and more juvenile, wishful thinking.
 
Most of his comments under his video, even from those that identify themselves as fans, are calling him out at best or mocking him at worst.

Its ironic to say that his haters are laughing at him and his fans arent angry, simply "disappointed". That should really show how fucked Karl's situation is.

At 19:00 he uses MoistCritikal as a way to discredit Billy, again!
First Idubbz's content cop being hilariously shit and now Karl's apology vid being retarded, couldn't wish for more laughs.

We are lol-ing well, boys.

His son is named "Maximus Wong".

Karl lost the case but his son already lost at life

And its all his parents' fault.

Unless you are this guy
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We can all agree that if you can avoid having "Wang" or "Wong" in your name, its def. really fucking something you should do.
 
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Most of his comments under his video, even from those that identify themselves as fans, are calling him out at best or mocking him at worst.

Its ironic to say that his haters are laughing at him and his fans arent angry, simply "disappointed". That should really show how fucked Karl's situation is.



We are lol-ing well, boys.



Karl lost the case but his son already lost at life

And its all his parents' fault.

Unless you are this guy
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We can all agree that if you can avoid having "Wang" or "Wong" in your name, its def. really fucking something you should do.
Karl found himself on the Wong side of history
 
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